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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like Tom Arnold's sister. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_o...
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Queen of Meth - Wikipedia
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hear sharks can smell a single drop from miles away.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I see an Evergreen cargo container I smile a little inside, remembering how large and sideways that boat was. No boat has ever been that big and sideways.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I got laid off by Dan Quayle
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tommy T masterclass.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Due tomorrow, do tomorrow
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They say when you're in New York City, you aren't anywhere else
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It never occurred to me that painting outdoors was a technological advancement, but it's cool that the easel being invented is part of how we got Impressionism.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We'll know someday.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Probably Flood by TMBG. I had never really listened to them, but all evidence indicated that I was exactly their target audience, so I decided to make it the first album I played on my record player and got hooked.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CARLY GOT NORTED?!?!!!!
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In one of the films his father says that he was also called Littlefoot when he was young, indicating that long necks have child names they shed as adults.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I agree, I saw someone point out that like 50% of games are about being a dad, because the devs and their audience are now all middle aged dads. What are the numbers for console sales amongst the youth? My mid to late twenties friends all have consoles but are the teens playing on pc more or what?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My work here is done.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tennessee makes sense, moving to and living in Tennessee is a lived experience shared by most country artists. Texas I chock up to Texans liking the smell of their own farts.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just To See You Smile almost qualifies. She leaves Amarillo to take a new job in Tennessee, and I always assumed the singer moved back home after they separated.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social What effect, if any, did the invention of boats have on the distribution of barnacles?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Charge ports are one of the first points of failure on a phone as the contacts can get damaged each time you insert/remove the cable. Charging wirelessly avoids this wear and is a way to continue charging after the port gets busted, so there's some legitimate utility from the feature.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
His dad killed two kids and got away with it. Shit is fucked, both Landises are scumbags and the industry doesn't give a shit.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Then you just have to cozy up to a candidate so you can feed them fish facts from the shadows, like some sort of piscine vizier.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Did you have to interview him?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Are you telling me that that aphorism isn't about water skiing?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
And after that you can go to the Snow's Cones stand and get yourself a Licky Boom Boom Down flavored snowcone.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I think you're still allowed to produce and upload videos if you commute from New Jersey, so that's an option unless Zohran changed it like he said he would.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The future's made of Cow to-ol insanity
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fun fact Dan Quayle is still around. He's on the board of Cerberus Capital Management, a private equity firm that owns the security company that trained the Saudi operatives that dismembered Khashoggi.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It's giving me excitators
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Kanye's verse in Forever. Remember his granny had a bad hip like a fanny pack.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
And the important part was you had an onion on your belt, as was the style at the time.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Speak for yourself
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Try giving them a coconut to raise their friendship. They'll start to give you eggs that can restore your HP and MP.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Swings and Roundabouts I suppose
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
First time I remember it happening was after a night of drinking in college and it kept me up all night. A developing hangover mixed with a tiny dorm room couch and a swollen uvula made for a fun time.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I think it slides because if you don't recognize he's saying "anew" it sounds like he's just adding in an ad lib to fit the meter. Or it sounds like he's saying "tomorrow's" with a fake Italian accent.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Damn that's hot
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"Surely the Fuhrer doesn't know."
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"I'm about to ejaculate!" he ejaculated. He ejaculated.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I got super annoyed by this until I hit the threshold where I could tie it back. Oh also big headphones keep it behind your ears really well.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Wasn't Vatican II the one where they officially decided to stop holding all Jews accountable for the death of Jesus? Maybe that has something to do with it but idk. I'd be interested to learn more.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Instead of putting you down they'll put it down on you?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Age fourteen, they got you posting a skeet
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
But what about Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The most credible theory seems to be that it is somehow related to his campaign slogan "John for President" but scholars like B.O. Logan et al. point out that that would actually be "JFP" and that with a "K" it would be "John for Kresident" and what a Kresident is remains an open question.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
But I thought it was included with Unicode since way back when, how was it unsupported?
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I remember the classic song: "If you're going to San Francisco, you better not have flowers in your hair, dirty hippy"
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Flying makes sense to me. They are weak to the dangers of the sky, that being lightning and getting really cold, and getting hit by a meteor.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
taste gets projected out as an allegedly objective measure of narrative quality. I don't care about spoilers, but I don't assume that that applies to anyone else, just like with any other opinion.
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I think like with most things it is a matter of taste and it depends on how the specific audience member chooses to engage with a story. I think when people say that "if it's good enough, spoilers won't ruin it..." they are being truthful about their own tastes, the issue lies when that personal...
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Prayer 🙏🏻 😊 godbless
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Held Close by Tony Danza @nerdherdsman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
That would just be a different app to use for one podcast.
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