Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 4hPerfect form! Oh, and you do those rows really well too. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 5hYeah, I can go on like that for hours once I get in the zone. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 5hDamn! That really did get you hard didn’t it? -S 110
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 10hCan we negotiate on the jockstrap? I love them but I don’t want to be overdressed. -S 000
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 10hR opened me up good for #fcf, but I think there’s room for more. Show me what you’ve got for me, boys. -S 3524
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 22hAlright boys, I’m prepped and ready to take whatever comes my way this #fcf. Show me what you got! -S 1442
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s a trick question, because I’d be sitting on your lap instead. Did I figure out the riddle? -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’d happily celebrate this dad every day. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is giving big “see how good my junk looks even when I’m not really trying to make it look good” vibes and I’m here for it. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Few things can make you feel really great and really terrible about yourself like seeing a former friend post something that really, really reminds you where the “former” came from. -S 160
Reposted by Nerd and the RedneckPawserve @pawserve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026rt if you wanna fuck a fattie like me 1569587
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh man, talk about an impossible choice. I think I’m in the mood today to dive in face first and really take my time. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy Birthday! Although the first number that popped into my head seeing this was 69… -S 020
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That’s so sweet! Quench their thirst, then quench their thirst. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah, so you want an angry fuck? I can get behind that. Or underneath it, I guess. Or both. -S 020
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Setting a new world record for fastest taking off of a singlet. -S 030
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Absolutely, as long as you promise to keep me pinned for a lot longer than a three-count. -S 110
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know the picture made me smile. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well I finally know what to order for dinner! -S 000
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So many nice things there for me to suck on! I’ll work my way to the pp… eventually. 😈 -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Heavy duty indeed. I’d be curious to find out just how much of a pounding it can handle, though. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My favorite thing about #humpday (aside from, you know, the humps themselves) is not having to worry about ruining pics with derpy faces. That said, I hay have snuck one in for a jump scare. It is spooky season, after all. -S 2652
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh, and I overslept and forgot ALL my meds this morning so I’m especially well equipped to deal with that this morning. 🙄 040
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Apparently today is Unnecessary Passive Aggression Day at my normally very chill job. Fun! -S 260
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not at all, but you might as well take them all off just to be sure. -S 110
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An outfit so nice I’d almost hesitate to ask you to take it off! Almost. -S 010
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Whether or not it was intentional, I love that you found the absolute sassiest most hump day coded Lapras pic. -S 110
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Man, so I feel this. I didn’t come out until I was 28 and having to come out not only as gay but ALSO being into bigger guys was a big reason why I waited. I figured even people who would accept my being gay still wouldn’t accept that. -S 120
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Quick correction: it IS that big, and I can still take it. -S 000
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What a coincidence. I would also like to pull your pants down! -S 000
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The first time I saw that was before a movie at AMC and I legitimately thought Cruise had forced them to do some kind of weird tribute to one-up their Nicole Kidman promos. -S 010
Reposted by Nerd and the RedneckA @papabear95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community 🩵🩷🤍 0204
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Had enough at the beer bust earlier to be feeling myself for a change, so I decided to share! -S 5994
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Spoiler alert: the LANTERNS finale was great! 070
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You can attack the butt however you want, daddy. -S 220
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Spent today at my first ever beer bust for the Broncos game and now I’m super horny… but also LANTERNS finale! Inside me there are two wolves, etc. -S 190
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Allergic? No way! If anything, I have a fever and the only prescription is more of your sweaty, hairy, pumped muscle. -S 110
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Congrats! That’s a life goal I’m working on myself. -S 000
Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happy birthday! I’d be happy to make your wish come true. -S 000