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Nerd and the Redneck

@nerdandredneck.bsky.social
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S is the nerd, R is the redneck. Two married bears indulging our wild sides. Closed, but we’re getting more adventurous lately and always like making new friends so feel free to DM and woof or say hi!

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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 4h
Hell yeah! I love hearing that. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 4h
Perfect form! Oh, and you do those rows really well too. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 4h
Let me check…
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 5h
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah, I can go on like that for hours once I get in the zone. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 5h
Damn! That really did get you hard didn’t it? -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 10h
Can we negotiate on the jockstrap? I love them but I don’t want to be overdressed. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 10h
Oooh yes, excellent choice! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 10h
R opened me up good for #fcf, but I think there’s room for more. Show me what you’ve got for me, boys. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 21h
I’d rather “just hang” from that dick. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 22h
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 22h
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 22h
Alright boys, I’m prepped and ready to take whatever comes my way this #fcf. Show me what you got! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a trick question, because I’d be sitting on your lap instead. Did I figure out the riddle? -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d happily celebrate this dad every day. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is giving big “see how good my junk looks even when I’m not really trying to make it look good” vibes and I’m here for it. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Few things can make you feel really great and really terrible about yourself like seeing a former friend post something that really, really reminds you where the “former” came from. -S
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Pawserve @pawserve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rt if you wanna fuck a fattie like me
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh man, talk about an impossible choice. I think I’m in the mood today to dive in face first and really take my time. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Birthday! Although the first number that popped into my head seeing this was 69… -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s so sweet! Quench their thirst, then quench their thirst. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, so you want an angry fuck? I can get behind that. Or underneath it, I guess. Or both. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Setting a new world record for fastest taking off of a singlet. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely, as long as you promise to keep me pinned for a lot longer than a three-count. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know the picture made me smile. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well I finally know what to order for dinner! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coolest pool, hottest man! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So many nice things there for me to suck on! I’ll work my way to the pp… eventually. 😈 -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heavy duty indeed. I’d be curious to find out just how much of a pounding it can handle, though. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fat cock, full bush, can’t lose. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite thing about #humpday (aside from, you know, the humps themselves) is not having to worry about ruining pics with derpy faces. That said, I hay have snuck one in for a jump scare. It is spooky season, after all. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, and I overslept and forgot ALL my meds this morning so I’m especially well equipped to deal with that this morning. 🙄
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Apparently today is Unnecessary Passive Aggression Day at my normally very chill job. Fun! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not at all, but you might as well take them all off just to be sure. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An outfit so nice I’d almost hesitate to ask you to take it off! Almost. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whether or not it was intentional, I love that you found the absolute sassiest most hump day coded Lapras pic. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man, so I feel this. I didn’t come out until I was 28 and having to come out not only as gay but ALSO being into bigger guys was a big reason why I waited. I figured even people who would accept my being gay still wouldn’t accept that. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quick correction: it IS that big, and I can still take it. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a coincidence. I would also like to pull your pants down! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first time I saw that was before a movie at AMC and I legitimately thought Cruise had forced them to do some kind of weird tribute to one-up their Nicole Kidman promos. -S
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A @papabear95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community 🩵🩷🤍
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had enough at the beer bust earlier to be feeling myself for a change, so I decided to share! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing “meh” about that! -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spoiler alert: the LANTERNS finale was great!
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anytime anywhere!
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can attack the butt however you want, daddy. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spent today at my first ever beer bust for the Broncos game and now I’m super horny… but also LANTERNS finale! Inside me there are two wolves, etc. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Allergic? No way! If anything, I have a fever and the only prescription is more of your sweaty, hairy, pumped muscle. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congrats! That’s a life goal I’m working on myself. -S
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Nerd and the Redneck @nerdandredneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday! I’d be happy to make your wish come true. -S
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