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Jusco

@neon-avocado.com
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I've spent over 4 decades being a child おっさんに見えるが、心はずっと若い Chicago dog and plant daddy Relatively high level of 🇬🇧&🇯🇵 I don't sound normal in either and get asked where I’m from in both languages.

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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 21/09/2026
What a crazy year.
Two Shiba Inu sitting on green carpet with boxes behind them Two shiba inu sitting on gray floor chairs. An almost 43 year old white man who looks like Wolverine had a kid with Blanche from the Golden Girls fascinated with orange lights on the wall.
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 05/07/2026
Sony is desperately trying to sweep things under the rug. Make sure they run out of brooms. Keep the pressure up! FIGHT FOR PHYSICAL GAMES AND OWNERSHIP!
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 02/07/2026
Why is there a skip intro button on xmen 97?
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 17/06/2026
commodore.net/callback/ OMFG GIMME
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 17/06/2026
Two drag queens who ran out of eyeliner just before a show.
Jafar and Malificent looking for something.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 14/06/2026
I have never played kingdom hearts. I started it the other day. I tried to figure out what order I should play in. What the hell have i gotten myself into?
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 10/06/2026
The future is here.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 06/06/2026
I can't say I expected this. (Does anyone use the Epic Game Store?)
Final Fantasy VII Revelation releasing Spring 2027 on all platforms simultaneously
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 31/05/2026
my battle with cayenne peppers has been exaggerated. What are you all up to these days?
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 19/01/2026
I may be late at realizing this but I am so glad at the subversiveness of Deadpool & Wolverine. It is basically a gay romance story that renewed the popularity of a Madonna song about a blowjob. Way to go Ryan Reynolds for pulling a fast one on Disney lol
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Kaitlin 🌻🌈✨ @kaitlinlikesgames.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
OH MY GOD MY HUSBAND JUST SENT THIS TO ME I'M DYING
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent mid-fall from slipping on frozen water ice while others are watching from the side and someone is taking pictures. The goose from the Untitled Goose Game is edited in to show it honking at the agent. This mimics how the goose would scare others into falling over in the game.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 08/01/2026
Kind of lame lol
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 08/01/2026
My little girl is becoming a woman. I wish I could make her figure out she can put her leg down.
A Shiba Inu in a diaper with one leg up.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 07/01/2026
How's everyone doing? 2025 was not good for me. I hope 2026 brings everyone things they want or need.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 24/12/2025
I love my family but miss my washlet. I don't know how people live like this.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 18/12/2025
Tea (dark green) out sells carbonated beverages (light green) in Japan by a large proportion. The most popular by sales numbers tea in Japan is Oi Ocha which is not made by Coca-Cola
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 10/12/2025
Oh damn the pokemon dlc is live already. Time to make donuts! Please note your gay and/or neurodivergent friends will be busy the next few days and probably unreachable.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 03/12/2025
Quote this post and come up with an unusual crossover.
The golden girls Pokemon
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 03/12/2025
This is $206 and $320 2025 dollars when calculating inflation.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 03/12/2025
Why are black friday and cyber Monday still going on?!? It's cyber week now? If everything is special then nothing is. Thank you all for not buying stuff.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 02/12/2025
Why is there an advertisement for a movie as the only theme available on my phone? This fucking movie. I don't care about it at all and have no choice but to know everything about it through osmosis.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 27/11/2025
I made this short film with my friend 14 years ago. While it is remarkable because most people were not able to take this high resolution of video at the time, I also have noticed that absolutely no one is looking at or holding their phone. I miss you Kobe. vimeo.com/29941736
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神戸のサラちゃん Sara from Kobe
I just love Kobe
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 10/11/2025
How long did it take switch 1 to have different color joycons? I remember trying to get the yellow ones from Japan early. I want new colors for switch 2!!!
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 05/11/2025
No one is going to name their kids Karen or Alexa for a very long time.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 04/11/2025
For my birthday I ordered the entire set of Pokemon Neon Party.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 03/11/2025
Is there anywhere I can learn gymnastics as an adult???
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 03/11/2025
If I wear sneakers to Home Depot everyone there asks me what I'm looking for. When I wear boots, no one talks to me. I have tested this hypothesis four times now.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 27/10/2025
Working with me must either be really enjoyable or a complete nightmare.
an automated message in Microsoft Teams that says "Yo, check it! Oprah Winfrey rolled up lookin' for XXXXXX. Hit 'em up, let 'em know what's good!"
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 26/10/2025
Someone noticed I was having lunch and she wasn't.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 25/10/2025
Omfg. Just let me battle Jacinthe. Every fuckin character in the game is getting in the way. Lol
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 20/10/2025
I caught them snuggling today.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 18/10/2025
Post your photos from Pokemon Legends Z-A.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 18/10/2025
Liminal Shiba
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 17/10/2025
They're not wrong
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 16/10/2025
A non shit preorder pokemon item in the US? What is happening?!?!
The best buy pokemon preorder mat
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 16/10/2025
I guess we're besties now.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 14/10/2025
I have Thursday off. Imma overdose on Pokemon
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two cartoon dragons standing next to each other on a white surface .
ALT: two cartoon dragons standing next to each other on a white surface .
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 12/10/2025
Someone took the time to draw this as a comment on Super Mario Maker 2 and I can't stop laughing at it lol
Princess peach really having fun running with stars
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 10/10/2025
"you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
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a man carrying a basket of food in a store with a sign that says tv asahi on it
ALT: a man carrying a basket of food in a store with a sign that says tv asahi on it
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 08/10/2025
No no no no no no no. We've been putting up with ridiculous and horrible shit since 2020. The sacred timeline does not have this for 2025. Dolly isn't supposed to go until most of this is sorted out. OMFG I will pull a Marvel and reset the universe.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 06/10/2025
That said if anyone wanna gimme and invite code I have many awful things for him to do. I'll make a few cute things that don't include him as well.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 06/10/2025
The best thing you can do with a sora invite code is to make videos of Sam Altman doing awful things.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 06/10/2025
I finally finished Death Stranding. Crazy fuckin credits too. Conan O'Brien and Junji Ito lol. I'm looking forward to #2 but am going to need a break. Plus new Pokemon soon.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 02/10/2025
What do you call this part of a dog?
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 02/10/2025
Most of the time I am aware of my age and I really don't feel it or think I act typically if someone my age. Recent interactions with a 24 year old who thought I was their age have helped me confirm that part of me. But yesterday I found out I have to get new glasses. Technically bifocals.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 02/10/2025
My ring came off my pudding can.
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 28/09/2025
I was brutal. I dunno if I was polite.
Your decision to gate shiny Koraidon and Miraidon (in addition to other past distributions) exclusively behind physical store codes is a cynical ploy to manufacture demand through artificial scarcity. You have transformed what should be moments of wonder into an exhausting scavenger hunt that only benefits those with the time, money, and geographic luck to stand in line at select retailers. By limiting access to a handful of countries, you are shutting out entire regions of loyal fans such as students, working parents, and players in emerging markets, undermining Pokémon’s founding promise of global friendship and shared adventure.

While you orchestrate this retail-only farce, scalpers are raking in profits. They have obtained  codes in bulk to hawk on eBay and other marketplaces, gouging families and preying on children’s dreams. A child’s excitement over discovering a rare legend becomes collateral damage in a profiteer’s scheme and you do nothing to stop it. No code invalidation, no crackdown on listings, no public condemnation. Your complacency tells the world you prefer letting opportunists poison the experience rather than fixing a broken distribution model.

In an era where digital infrastructure can deliver instant, worldwide rewards, there is zero excuse for your outdated approach. Pokémon Home’s online Mystery Gift can distribute shinies to every trainer simultaneously, regardless of location. Other franchises have already mastered this: Animal Crossing New Horizons granted seasonal items directly in-gamet; Final Fantasy XIV delivered promotional outfits and mounts through online redemption codes; Overwatch 2 unlocked event skins in the client on launch day without any retail hoops; Genshin Impact auto-credited limited-time rewards to players’ accounts during login events. These companies united their communities instead of fragmenting them. Release shiny Koraidon and Miraidon codes via Pokémon Home and online Mystery Gift on the same universal schedule. …
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Jusco @neon-avocado.com · 28/09/2025
I'm very worried that Ninajirachi will become too popular and Nintendo will sue her and make her change her name to something that doesn't include a Pokemon name. New hat obtained.
A black hat that says I want to F*co my computer with a cute emoji face and wings
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