Noelle @nemoia.moe · 10/02/2026Tommy Tallarico owns Bluesky, which he built, while he was in his mother's womb... which he also owns. 020
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 07/02/2026These fuckers are so stingy, you have to pay for the other panes now!! 😢💔 131
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 30/01/2026I own a Precision T7600. It's dead now. Within minutes of being on, it will hard freeze and ramp fans and cpu to 100%. I'm lucky to not have lost data, but my experience with Dell has been "never again". I saw this thing in the video and it was like a jumpscare. Don't buy these. 140
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 29/01/2026"guys they put gay on the menu" or none... me: "SHUT UP SHUT UP. ARO REP HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD" 010
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 29/01/2026X11 > Wayland Windows > Wayland macOS > Wayland how the fuck can an app not read another app's controls? How in the accessibility fuck do you ruin everything good and call it the future? And then become a bottom at the whims of Gnome's drive-bys deleting basic features for the lulz. 120
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 26/01/2026New ways to express how you feel: Under the moon: You're nearly ecstatic, but not quite. Over the weather: A bit better off than baseline. 120
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 24/01/2026Go watch Cosmic Princess Kaguya! If me changing my PFP to her isn't enough of a sign, then IDK what is. For those who saw the movie. This frame doesn't exist. I redrew her actual eye over the VR contact lens. 100
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 23/01/2026I think computer monitors designed for productivity should be able to resume from sleep faster. when your PC is on, but the screen itself takes a solid 6s to come back, that's ridiculous, 6s is enough to check on a render time, check the weather etc, and now youre waiting... phones dont do this. 110
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 22/01/2026I love how I use my "Oculus Rift" in the "Meta Horizon Link" app. As much as I'd like to tell Zuck to suck it. THE RIFT STILL WORKS. Nearly 10 years after release. 040
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 20/01/2026God killed Terry A. Davis because he wanted TempleOS' completed version to be exclusive to heaven. 010
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 14/01/2026I would totally build an unalive rizz recovery negative sigma no cap ong frfr continued in part 2 dataset, to build the worst LLM ever made, but making the dataset would be a COPPA violation. And then I'd be sent to the forever box. 030
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 14/01/2026Using NixOS is like using fkin Windows 7 and going like "Wow guys, Firefox works!" and then you try to install fucking davinci resolve. 200
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 08/01/2026Everyone up with they Nintendo Gamegirl. But what about that Sega Genebro? 100
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 05/01/2026If you've ever forgotten your HRT for a while, when you take it again and the effects start applying on your body, you can't tell me this shit isn't an antidepressant! omg 120
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 04/01/2026Trump's number one mistake was calling himself the 47th president instead of the last. Awww, what a shame, I guess there'll a 48th. 110
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 03/01/2026go outside and invite a stranger into your house, tell them you have pirated movies with stremio and you want them to show you their favorite movie and comment on it the whole time. 120
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 31/12/2025Definitely looking forward to leaving grandpa's place... He believes in alchemy, wants to buy and restore a god damn manor he keeps calling a castle that's under patrimonial protection. He gave away his old fully paid Buick to his abusive ex. He thinks Elon is a good guy. 230
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 30/12/2025If you pour out the contents of a genie's lamp and drink it, you become the genie. 010
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 29/12/2025Alzheimer's Yandere: you have to remind her that she's sickly in love with you every once in a while. 010
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 25/12/2025Get in a Teams call with the boss after the holidays, and he asks why I didn't finish the work while I was on break. And I'm like "Cut me some skype, man!" 130
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 07/12/2025Bros sittin' with Neuralink putting down on paper whatever the fuck Midjourney cooks up in their head and callin' it art. 240
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 06/12/2025"Will you marry me?" I say, as I open the case to her. A 24GB stick of 6000MT/s DDR5 Crucial RAM inside it. She looks at it and tears form in her eyes. "Oh my God, it's beautiful. You shouldn't have." 23810
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 06/12/2025Hello, $candidateName. We think you'd be a great fit to work at $companyName. We are offering you a position as $jobTitle. Your aptitudes are 500 internal server error We hope to talk with you again soon. - $employeeName, $companyName 140
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 28/11/2025Tonight on BattleBots! MIST! Versus Henry Hoover! (Surely this breaks the Geneva convention) 130
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 23/11/2025Whenever I say "television" I can only think of that woman in the beige suit at the Xbox One reveal, she says "television, television, TV, Xbox is about to become the next water cooler." 140
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 22/11/2025fkin language selector be like English (US) English (UK) English (RLHF) 040
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 21/11/2025I just finished Pantheon season 2. It is now my most favorite piece of media I've ever seen. And I love a lot of media. I have a lot to think about. 140
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 18/11/2025why is it called bluesky if it runs in the cloud? a blue sky typically is cloud-less. 230
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 16/11/2025They are going to launch the Steam Machine with Half-Life 2.5 HD Final Mix. And the Steam Frame will launch with The Lab 2. 020
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 13/11/2025Where the HELL is the modern Steam Link? We got everything BUT the thin client. I bet he hates citrix. 120
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 13/11/2025Parking this here: Within the next 365 days, Valve will announce that Steam Deck, Steam Machine and Steam Frame are all getting a "Hey Steam" wakeword for doing things such as launching games or replying to Steam messages. 130
Noelle @nemoia.moe · 08/11/2025AND WHERE'S THE PROTOGENS!? BROOOO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FURRY ROBOTS??? 030