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Jeff

@nella.org
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Dad and Gopher and exe.dev champion, making sovereign clouds @exoscale.com

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Jeff @nella.org · 01/10/2026
Same experience here. In order to test a new virtual Ethernet system to its breaking point, I needed to use an open model because the closed ones refused to help me. So lame.
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/09/2026
I had a colleague who cut up and rearranged that logo to say "pigtail".
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Jeff @nella.org · 24/09/2026
Different from people because they are much easier to manage and don't get their feelings hurt if you tell them they suck at their job.
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Jeff @nella.org · 12/09/2026
Carbonated water cooling. 🥤
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Jeff @nella.org · 11/09/2026
Ooh, now do Oracle Alloy!
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Jeff @nella.org · 05/09/2026
Bug: the "hell yes!" button is misspelled "ok".
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/08/2026
Are you also "stoked" to make your teenagers cringe? 😂
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/08/2026
I read that as bro-cards and thought we were going to be treated with tradable collectors items with various tech-bros on them, a la suck.com in 1999.
suck.com
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/08/2026
I hate Dell iLO so much I assume iDRAC must be better. But you what what was best? The sun4 bootrom.
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Jeff @nella.org · 30/08/2026
You ain't heard nothing until you've heard a Louisiana mom tell her 2 sons to "bring all y'all's friends over for some sweet tea". Mmm, makes me thirsty just remembering her. (And my boss there taught me what "fixin' to" means, as well.)
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Jeff @nella.org · 24/08/2026
OTOH, at least some really great ideas from Unix must have benefited from a little puff. 😊 But seriously, thanks for bringing this up, and thanks for the gift link.
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Jeff @nella.org · 16/08/2026
There are definitely privacy preserving age verification systems, if society decides they want them. They use cryptography to allow the holder of a government-issued certificate to selectively disclose facts from that certificate. The EU and Switzerland both have systems under development.
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Jeff @nella.org · 14/08/2026
Take your 3 yr old to a Turkish donner kebab shop and have them try Sauce Américain. It does not taste like ground up Americans.
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Jeff @nella.org · 14/08/2026
⚾ 🧌
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Jeff @nella.org · 14/08/2026
Where are the best chicken nuggets in Spain? Asking for a friend...s 3 year old.
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Jeff @nella.org · 09/08/2026
Help us @countbinface.bsky.social , you're our only hope.
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Jeff @nella.org · 05/08/2026
Ba{th,ck}rooms.
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Jeff @nella.org · 05/08/2026
"No AI" gives me an idea: "The Tiny Angry Witch uses AI" 😀
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/07/2026
I, for one, welcome my robot masters.
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/07/2026
M->M-wC-U10C-Y. :)
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/07/2026
🗑️ 👕 🟡. ✅
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/07/2026
Great episode so far, but I feel like there should have been more 🦃 news.
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/07/2026
"foreign contaminant" 🤖
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Jeff @nella.org · 19/07/2026
Nope, still 0-0.
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Jeff @nella.org · 19/07/2026
@countbinface.bsky.social If you win, do you pledge to make football not boring any more? Like, if tied after 90 mons, then release 1000 Chihuahuas during extra time?
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Jeff @nella.org · 19/07/2026
Does what it says on the tin. 🥔
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Jeff @nella.org · 18/07/2026
Yeah, it seems like terrible legal advice to open you client up to a 100x Streisand Effect by suing journalists who would love to report on everything their lawyers make you reveal.
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Jeff @nella.org · 18/07/2026
Seeing the favorable geometry of the sled, the fans, and the Diet Coke, I'm wondering if next April we'll see an announcement of a vending machine sled to add into your Oxide rack? 🤔🥤
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Jeff @nella.org · 17/07/2026
Mizery loves Companiez.
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Jeff @nella.org · 10/07/2026
Or pick them randomly. And then stone them to death at the end of their term. ht: Shirley Jackson
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Jeff @nella.org · 02/07/2026
"open" 😂
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Jeff @nella.org · 27/06/2026
Most of my aikido instructors have been more about feeling and less about explaining. Wanna give it a try? ☯️
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/06/2026
Nope, I got em all in my DCs. Muah ha ha.
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/06/2026
Wait till you go on your first stroller walk in the city, and a bus turns the same corner you've seen it turn hundreds of time, but somehow this time you're sure it is going to miss the turn and come up on the sidewalk, crushing your stroller. 🚌 ‼️
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/06/2026
Since when did The Onion rebrand as The Financial Times?
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/06/2026
Until you have struggled with a broken 90's era Java applet remote virtual console to avoid going to the noisy, hot data center because you have to install a BIOS upgrade because your SSD has mysterious performance problems, you won't understand.
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Jeff @nella.org · 20/06/2026
Absolutely full of it.
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Jeff @nella.org · 19/06/2026
s/Teams// s/opened/fixed/
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Jeff @nella.org · 06/06/2026
Or me, with the printer at work, yesterday.
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/05/2026
Cool, thanks. But here's the thing: machine replacement schedules mean I live in the past with all the other IT guys who use Redfish 1.0 on Supermicro BMCs from 2021.
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/05/2026
Don't forget Dmitry Sklyarov vs Adobe in 2001.
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/05/2026
As a PE (professional engineer), I'd have no problems exiting this guy's organization.
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Jeff @nella.org · 31/05/2026
Someone comes along and claims that Redfish of all things makes things easier... Now that's good for a nice Sunday morning chuckle. 😂
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/05/2026
I'm going to start saying "Your absolutely right!" Better to be thought of as unable to differentiate your and you're than to be mistaken for AI slop!
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Jeff @nella.org · 12/05/2026
My P-doom on their expected value of "touching grass" is zero.
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Jeff @nella.org · 04/05/2026
The NSA?
NSA tampering with Cisco hardware via supply chain interdiction.
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Jeff @nella.org · 26/04/2026
I like big grapes and I cannot lie.
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Jeff @nella.org · 20/04/2026
Dad, only 9600 baud!!! R U cereal??!?
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Jeff @nella.org · 19/04/2026
The power shelf is fueled by Diet Coke. It's some kind of custom fuel cell the Oxide guys made.
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Jeff @nella.org · 17/04/2026
Static shock in 3, 2, 1... snap, crackle, pop!
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