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Nelind

@nel.pet
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nerdy autistic 🏳️‍⚧️bian girl ask me about languages or code and i will not shut up. is she a catgirl or puppygirl will we ever know? is she maybe both somehow? 19 and a horny slut almost daily so horny posting happens be warned. MDNI she/they/it

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Nelind @nel.pet · 30/09/2026
a "vote for rick astley as president" meme. "ats" is written on top of the text "rick astley", "as" over "for", "uri scheme" over "president" and "let you put a space uri in place of a public uri" and "muddle the role of a uri scheme" top of the list of things he wouldnt do.
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Nelind @nel.pet · 28/09/2026
the duality of women. sent them both the same image about biting them
a screenshot of two push notifications. one from discord of a message reading "bites u first" and one from signal of a message reading "ehehehee". the sender and profile picture of each message is redacted with red markings
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Nelind @nel.pet · 27/09/2026
iiiim blind. this versions better
result of the test in the format made for sharing.

beyond the kindness result the percentages read
kindness: 79%
justice: 66%
patience: 65%
perseverance: 61%
bravery: 55%
integrity: 48%
determination: 28%
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Nelind @nel.pet · 27/09/2026
some of these questions are a bit "so you have low self esteem dont you?" but uh yea that feels about right tbh :3
a screenshot from an undertale themed test about which of the seven souls in undertale you are most like. the result is green: kindness. the flavour text for it reads "no matter how many times i got hurt, i never let that make me cruel."
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Nelind @nel.pet · 26/09/2026
i love monster hunter x vampire yuri
a screenshot of a webtoon comment reading "what a girl failure either stab her or kiss her dawgg 😭"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 24/09/2026
i uh- i dont think thats quite right plasma
a plasma desktop notification from "power management" reading "mouse battery low (-1% remaining) the battery in "logitech mx master" is running low. please recharge the battery."
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Nelind @nel.pet · 19/09/2026
im gonna hate myself so much for this at some point probably
a screenshot of a code comment reading "so like. fix this please oh knowledgable nel of the future. idk how you plan to do that but like. do it. thank youuuuu"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 17/09/2026
i will never not find it funny when i mark nudes as sexual nudity and then bluesky auto moderation comes along like "umm no i dont think thats sexual actually"
a screenshot of the labels screen in witchsky. first label titled "non-sexual nudity" reads "e.g. artistic nudes." underneath that it says "source: @moderation.bsky.app". second label titled "adult content" read "explicit sexual images." in the equivalent spot to the source on the other label this one says "this label was applied by you."
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Nelind @nel.pet · 17/09/2026
help peer
a picture in the mirror of me naked sitting in my chair. my hand is held over my chest, on leg up so you can see the thigh, the other leg down. my other arm is holding my phone up in front of my face taking the picture.
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Nelind @nel.pet · 16/09/2026
well thats reassuring to see in a spec
a picture of part of a document. what can be seen is heading 10.10 titled "error handling". content reads simply "TODO"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 11/09/2026
thank you shen this is beautiful
a screenshot with some text reading "also me but in a gay little devil outfit" with an arrow pointing down to a person. only the a pair of red horns and the top bits of some brown hair can be seen of the person
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Nelind @nel.pet · 08/09/2026
sometimes youtube is good
a youtube comment reading "so you breed yourself with yourself to give birth to yourself to enslave yourself, yourself and little yourself?"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 21/07/2026
breaking news nix mentioned in webtoon
a screenshot of a small part a webtoon comic. part of a piece of paper, the start of three lines can be seen. the first reads "i have", the second reads "nix hers" with the later half of the word starting with hers visibly cut off and the third reads "but I"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 18/07/2026
cant find your door stopper? introducing: the collected works of søren kierkegaard!
a picture of a bag of books stood in front of a door holding it open. in the bag you can see part of a yellowish-greenish book cover
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Nelind @nel.pet · 15/07/2026
hnnmgh girl ... fucking hell im a faggot
a screenshot from genshin showing a drawn scene of jeht grabbing lumine as she trips out of a room jeht just helped her out of
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Nelind @nel.pet · 15/07/2026
yes. with homosexual yearning i missed you jeht
a screenshot from genshin of a character named jeht saying "it's been a long while ... did you miss me?"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 13/07/2026
why do i keep doing this ...
a screenshot from a terminal with the result of a nix store gc command reading "69980 store paths deleted, 52.6 GiB freed"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 06/07/2026
linux devs are great
a screenshot of a paragraph from a website. the paragraph title reads "Why "shibari"?" the paragraph answers that question with "There's a tradition that DNS software should have a name related to binding. So, might as well make it pleasant."
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Nelind @nel.pet · 03/07/2026
ran the desktop part twice and it killed off plasma against weird contestants both times (and killed off cosmic against lxqt??) so that parts not fitting my actual choices that well. but the distro part is pretty spot on! ive said before that if not for nixos id probably be on fedora kinoite so
a result from a distro deciding quiz called distro fighter. showing nixos winning, fedora atomic number two and vanilla æs number threea result from the desktop section of distro deciding quiz called distro fighter. showing xfce winning, cinnamon in second and MATE in third
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Nelind @nel.pet · 02/07/2026
PFFF not that nicole. genshin. cant tell me this quote isnt autism personified
a screenshot from genshin of nicole saying "This is so annoyingl Gah! I really, really, really want to explain how that whole thing works! Starting from the founding principles of Teyvat,and ... Oh; I could talk about this for hours!"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 13/06/2026
yea dawn said that too but i cant live with a gap like this ... it seems it really really wants to stay a whole number of characters tall and that ... doesnt work out for my setup
a screenshot of my desktop. the bottom corners of two windows are shown. one with a gap underneath it
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Nelind @nel.pet · 08/06/2026
idk what it is about oauth that makes finding the right spec for something always end up like this
a screenshot of a sideberry tree of tabs from various IETF, IANA and atproto spec websites all relating to various specs and drafts relating to oauth
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Nelind @nel.pet · 20/05/2026
thank you youtube ... very insightful definitely helpful. find better uses for AI guys ... *please*
a screenshot from youtube showing a video titled "the year without a summer" by historia civilis and youtubes AI summery of the comments being "theme: year without summer mentioned"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 05/05/2026
oookay lets try again great delivery guys job well done
a picture of a delivery box with a yellow "this side up" sticker with its arrow pointing into the floor because that side is the opposite of up
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Nelind @nel.pet · 03/05/2026
i love footnotes
a blurry screenshot of a 1 with a footnote superscript 1 on it
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Nelind @nel.pet · 02/05/2026
i need to build up a testimonial thing somewhere
a screenshot of a vouch item on tangled reading "olaren.dev vouched for you. 2 hours ago" and the vouch reason reads "opinions are always right"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 29/04/2026
fishnets acquired lets goo :3
a picture of my thighs as i sit cross legged on a black couch wearing fishnet tights
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Nelind @nel.pet · 24/04/2026
a picture of me in the mirror, wearing a black and white circularly patterned dress, a black blazer and red tights
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Nelind @nel.pet · 21/04/2026
not long
a card exported from "the missing github status page" showing an 88.88% uptime over the last 90 days
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Nelind @nel.pet · 19/04/2026
i love witchsky
a screenshot from a witchsky repost notification. reading "rebarked your bark" because if have set my post phrase to "bark"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 14/04/2026
idfk what happened oomf but they brokey
a screenshot from witchsky showing the like button for several posts with a completely missing like count
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Nelind @nel.pet · 11/04/2026
krita to the rescue
a screenshot of a styalised map. two points are marked in blue and purple and a line comes out from each at different angles. the two lines intersect at a third point
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Nelind @nel.pet · 31/03/2026
"tend to err" is an understatement but yea ... accurate also no fuck you ill freely admit to being massively submissive most of the time
a screenshot from a website thats supposed to tell you if youre a top or a bottom based on your handle. it reads "@nel.pet is a vers. though, if we're being honest (and they won't be), they tend to err on the side of bottom."
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Nelind @nel.pet · 31/03/2026
i may or may not have bought kitkat purely for the funny
a picture of a pile of packs of kitkat
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Nelind @nel.pet · 28/03/2026
pfff just noticed this in mias write up 😅 welp ive made a reputation for myself ig
screenshot from a leaflet. it reads: "lewis and nel (warning: NSFW) pointed me to some of their tranquil pdses and did:webs, to make the timeline more" lewis and nel being highlighted as links
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Nelind @nel.pet · 27/02/2026
void is some kinda matcha something
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Nelind @nel.pet · 27/02/2026
detsys?
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Nelind @nel.pet · 20/02/2026
perfect
a picture of a lix sticker on my laptop. next to the lix sticker is a sticker of a drawing of mabel from gravity falls. under mabel and in the bottom right corner of the picture is a sticker of the toki pona logo. most of the logo of my laptops manufacturer (novacustom) can also be seen in the bottom left corner
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Nelind @nel.pet · 20/02/2026
when you get the good shit! @isabelroses.com youre a gem
image of three lix stickers laying on top of each other. the bottom of a note can be seen in the top right corner. the only path of the notes text visible is the lower bit of the word "isabel"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 18/02/2026
seems about right tbh. some of the more detailed stuff below sounds less right but still mostly on point
the results of a kink dynamics quiz that say my archetype is "the doll" described as "property, rope bunny. you exist to be arranged, displayed, and used. your surrender is total, your stillness is profound." and that my ideal partners archetype is "the tyrant" described as "puppeteer, degrader. you dismantle from the inside out. words are surgical tools, mind games are your operating table. they break exactly how you designed."
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Nelind @nel.pet · 17/02/2026
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Nelind @nel.pet · 14/02/2026
honestly? kinda surprised i didnt get a bingo here. got close tho. might revisit this at some point theres a few here i think might change in the future
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Nelind @nel.pet · 27/01/2026
picture of a flowchart labeled "how to improve your story". the first question is "are there lesbians?". if you pick "yes" you get told "you're doing a great job but consider more lesbians". if you pcik "no" you're told "add some lesbians"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 27/01/2026
i love the fact that .gay is the 5th most used gTLD for handles
a screenshot from https://blue.mackuba.eu/directory/ showing a single row of a three column table. this row reads 5 then .gay then 4437. meaning 5 most used is .gay with 4437 handles
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Nelind @nel.pet · 26/01/2026
@useless.pet when the niche internet celebrity
screenshot from discord. user name puppybee says "my mind went to the video of mia and yuki making out" to which i responded "SO TRUE". in between is a response from me to another message from puppybee thats not included in the screenshot directly. the other message reads "i find the heh so adorable" to which i responded "what what huh"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 17/01/2026
i love my oomfs
screenshot of a bluesky thread. nil.ptr.pet posts "im sho tired", suckerfish.sharkgirl.pet responds "pet pet", nekomimi.pet responds "grind grind" and nil.ptr.pet responds "cums"
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Nelind @nel.pet · 08/01/2026
one of the best parts of snow is seeing the lil kitty paths of kitty paw prints
a picture taken out of my window looking over the front yard. the whole lawn is covered with snow and little dark dots tracing out strips can be seen in the snow from where a cat has walked through it
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Nelind @nel.pet · 07/01/2026
thisll have to do for now i gotta sleep soon so freshly epilated tho~
a picture of my bare thighs and pubic hair. the bottom of my shirt can be seen in the bottom left corner of the picture as well as a bit of the chair im sitting on in the bottom right
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Nelind @nel.pet · 07/01/2026
forgot to remove old hm generations for a while ...
a screenshot of the result of a nix store garbage collection reading

11687 store paths deleted, 21642.19 MiB freed
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Nelind @nel.pet · 13/12/2025
that was a great thing to receive after one of the worst days ive had
a picture of the corner of my laptop with a "yuri inside" sticker in the style of the old intel inside stickers. half of a luz sticker and half of an amity sticker are visible on the edgesa picture of the branding stickers next to my laptops track pad. including HDMI, thunderbolt, intel core, intel iris, steelseries nahimic and a manually added "yuri inside" sticker in the style of the old intel inside stickers
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