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Aussie retro streamer on twitch.tv/james_neko . Other links on neko.stream . He/him/they/them.

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Neko @neko.stream · 27/09/2026
"Heaviest objects in the universe", four cartoon depictions of spacetime curvature: "Our Sun", "Neutron Stars", "Black Holes", "Each of my cat's individual paws on my stomach"
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Neko @neko.stream · 24/09/2026
has to be The Buccaneer @broadside.bsky.social
The Buccaneer, a delightful Aussie ranga fellow, poses in his pirate hat and vest, with a belt across his torso.
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Neko @neko.stream · 19/09/2026
This vessel is flawed but it will have to do.
A tumblr post from an account with the username "acegender". The post reads: "explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like 'male', 'female', 'nonbinary', 'masculine', 'feminine', or 'androgynous'.

"go!"
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Neko @neko.stream · 12/09/2026
Petra Parker, wearing her spidey suit. Art by @Youn_Hand
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Neko @neko.stream · 03/09/2026
Yes! It's hard to override your instinct to pull away, but on occasion when I've given Poppy really _really_ good scritches she's given me a little nip of a play-bite and it's such an honour! It's basically the cat saying "I _could_ bite you for reals, but I'm choosing not to". Extreme high praise.
Poppy is lying snugly in a plush CRT monitor-styled bed, which is on the sofa. She is mostly white with some orange splotches and a black 'eyepatch' on her right eye. Oh, and she is a cat.
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Neko @neko.stream · 27/07/2026
They see me rollin' #Cyberpunk2077
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Neko @neko.stream · 04/07/2026
4 panels from The Simpsons, Bart and Lisa are at Camp Krusty and trying to go to sleep in hammocks.
1: "I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart."
2: "We're all gonna die, Lise."
3: "I meant soon."
4: "So did I."
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Neko @neko.stream · 23/06/2026
Album cover for "garbage version 2.0", the word 'garbage' appears embossed on some sort of soft padded orange packing material.
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Neko @neko.stream · 20/06/2026
Movie poster for Tropic Thunder.
Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Robert Downey Jr are dressed in army fatigues, striking a pose with a burning forest behind them. RDJ... is in blackface.
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Neko @neko.stream · 18/06/2026
This one. It's been with me a long time, I don't remember where I got it exactly.
Rectangular-shaped rock on a wooden surface. Its edges are smooth and polished, the overall colour is a pale blue with dark and lighter veins running through it. It is about 4cm long.
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Neko @neko.stream · 12/06/2026
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
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Neko @neko.stream · 08/06/2026
I love you, Larry, but this kind of comparison around peoples' appearance is *their* tool, and only validates their bigotry and hatred.
Batman snapping a gun in half. Speech: "This is the weapon of the Enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Neko @neko.stream · 04/06/2026
A Star Trek ship with a LOT of nacelles, like, okay, that's too many nacelles. c'mon.
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Neko @neko.stream · 30/05/2026
I had a look, there seem to be some articles in the "Gnome Help" program I've screenshotted: Might be helpful for you, don't know. The way I usually go about it myself is looking at what the package itself provides with apt-file, in this case I can see it's adding a gcm-picker tool amongst others.
Gnome Help window, in the 'Color management' (sic) section.

Three main headings are visible, "Color management" (sic), "Color profiles" (sic), and "Calibration".

The articles underneath cover topics such as "How do I assign profiles to devices?" and "How do I import color profiles?" (sic)
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Neko @neko.stream · 28/05/2026
I find a computer indispensable.
A View To A Kill. Max Zorin, played by Christopher Walken, is sitting in his ornately decorated office, pressing a button on a keyboard. We see a view of the screen in the second half of the image, which in Teletext-style graphics says "Welcome to Zorin industries / Entry system... keyboard 1"
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Neko @neko.stream · 23/05/2026
less /usr/share/doc/mame/README.Debian
== QUICK START ==

1. Create a folder "mame" and a subfolder "mame/roms" in your home directory.

2. Download the freely available rom World Rally from http://gaelco.com
and put the wrally.zip file in the "roms" folder.

3. Check now the sanity of your roms. Mame is very picky about that.

{{{
mame -verifyroms

wrally  : tibpal20l8-25cnt.b23 (260 bytes) - NOT FOUND - NO GOOD DUMP KNOWN
wrally  : gal16v8-25lnc.h21 (260 bytes) - NOT FOUND - NO GOOD DUMP KNOWN
wrally  : tibpal20l8-25cnt.h15 (260 bytes) - NOT FOUND - NO GOOD DUMP KNOWN
romset wrally is best available
mac2bios: macs2os_l.bin (524288 bytes) - NOT FOUND - NO GOOD DUMP KNOWN
mac2bios: macs2os_h.bin (524288 bytes) - NOT FOUND - NO GOOD DUMP KNOWN
romset mac2bios is best available
2 romsets found, 2 were OK.
}}}

You can safely ignore the mac2bios warning.

4. Now start Mame with the command "mame" from the shell 
or from your desktop applications menu.

5. Basic keyboard commands include
  * 5 key to insert a coin
  * 1 key to start the game 
  * Tab key to access the mame internal menu

6. If mame is way too slow on your computer and you have 3D hardware 
acceleration available, change the "video" parameter from "soft" to "opengl"
in the Mame configuration file.

== DEFAULT FILES PATH ==

  * MAME binary: {{{/usr/games/mame}}}
  * MAME tools directory: {{{/usr/bin}}} (chdman, ldresample, ...)
  * Configuration file: {{{$HOME/.mame/mame.ini}}} or {{{/etc/mame/mame.ini}}}
  * Output folders: {{{$HOME/.mame}}} (memory cards, snapshots, ...)
  * Core folders: {{{/usr/share/games/mame}}} (roms, cheats, ...)

== ROMS AND CONFIGURATION ==

A default configuration file is provided with the package and installed 
in {{{/etc/mame/mame.ini}}}

If you need to change the location of the roms folder or tweak something like 
video or cheats you can either:
  * make your own copy of {{{/etc/mame/mame.ini}}} in {{{$HOME/.mame/mame.ini}}} and edit that file (recommended)
  * edit directly {{{/etc/mame/mame.ini}}} 

You can v…
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Neko @neko.stream · 23/05/2026
Mock Star Trek Voyager title screen: "Harry and The Terrible, Horrible,
 No Good, Very Bad Day"
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Neko @neko.stream · 22/05/2026
Poppy hunted and caught a leaf for me and set it up as an offering outside the (shut, for reasons) bedroom door! It's extra impressive because we live in a block of units and she's not an outside cat!
Brown leaf left on a towel set up outside a door; the door is currently ajar and has packing tape to protect it from scratches.Poppy sits on a blanket on a blanket on the sofa, loafed up and looking at us. She has a black 'eyepatch' and a few orange splotches but is mostly white. There is a USB cable and a red light leading to the topmost blanket ... or is it plugged directly into her? Hard to tell.

Also, she is a cat.
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Neko @neko.stream · 18/05/2026
Poppy is back after a week away and while I am pooped I'm happy and want to do a stream. Come for the new starting soon animation, stay for the cat-cam. watch.neko.stream
Poppy lounges on the floor after getting home. In the background is her carrier. You can see part of her side has been shaved but it has begun to regrow. Poppy is mostly white, with a few orange splotches and a black 'eyepatch' over her rig.jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 09/05/2026
Post your warning sign
Sign saying "GO SLOW / ACCIDENT PORN AREA"
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Neko @neko.stream · 07/05/2026
for comparison, my trip home, moderately full but nobody needs to stand. fresh air outdoors is typically ~500
device now reads 1093 ppm, 27 degrees 33 humidity
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Neko @neko.stream · 07/05/2026
No, this handy device I carry isn't for telling me what year it is, I'm not a time traveller I swear. It lets me know that blargh, train this morning is so packed full of people there's 2026 ppm of C02 even with me standing next to the doors.
Aranet4 indicating 2026ppm, 22 degrees and 66 percent humidity
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Neko @neko.stream · 05/05/2026
Happy #NE555 timer's 55th anniversary!
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Neko @neko.stream · 27/04/2026
It's a public holiday for me whee! You know what, I feel a stream coming on. Catch up with me at 5pm Sydney time and watch.neko.stream (07:00 UTC, 09:00 CEST, 03:00 EDT, 00:00 PDT)
Ultima VII: Serpent Isle. We are in the Temple of Order, and Batlin, a menacing sage, stands before the Wall of Lights, about to open it. Or so he thinks. The party stands slightly off to the side, apparently unnoticed..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 24/04/2026
i present to you: the future of software engineering!
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Neko @neko.stream · 21/04/2026
test hmmm, using firefox (140.4.0esr, debian), but doesn't do it for me.
Poppy curled up and snoozing on a light grey carpet. She is mostly white with a few orange splotches, a black/grey tail, and a black 'eyepatch' over her right eye.

Also, she is a cat.
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Neko @neko.stream · 13/04/2026
It may be Monday but I have made it through today relatively unscathed and feel like maybe, just maybe, I could do a stream later. See you at 7pm my time watch.neko.stream ? (09:00 UTC, 11:00 CEST, 05:00 EDT, 02:00 PDT)
Ultima VII part 2: Serpent Isle. We're on a boat, in a deep blue ocean. An ankh is rendered on the sail. And for some reason, the left gangplank/door has fallen off..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 31/03/2026
Did you know you can just, like, buy Roti and cook it and make delicious food with it? It didn't even cost me that big of a spell slot.
close up of two wrapped-up Roti breads containing spinach, a bit of smoked salmon, and large heaps of avocado dip..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 28/03/2026
No Kings except King!
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Neko @neko.stream · 27/03/2026
When I was young, I made some half-finished QBasic 'games', and one time got scolded by the school librarian for 'playing games' on the library computer - so I made F12 bring up a wall of text that looked less game-like. Not quite a traditional 'boss key' but I didn't know of the concept back then.
QBasic game running in DOSBox. A tile-based overhead view of a coastline, with some sand, a bridge, and a grassy area with some rocks. The player is a simple 10x10 pixel avatar and is standing next to a purple blob with one eye."Boss Key" text of the game. It is rendered in a 80x43 text mode, white on black. Am I going to have to reproduce the entire text here? It's the description of the game, half-finished as it is, and how to play, written by my 14-year-old self.

ok, here's some of the source code to produce the text:-
PRINT "Hello."
PRINT "The arrow keys move you one square in that direction.It scrolls!"
PRINT "The Spacebar at the moment opens and shuts doors, pushes, and talks / reads"
PRINT "like in Zelda!. You must be faceing towards whatever is relavant,"
PRINT "and you can turn on the spot by pressing Home and then the desired direction."
PRINT "Notice that even if you can't move into an adjoining spot,"
PRINT "because of a wall maybe,you will still turn in that direction."
PRINT "At the moment you cannot see which way you are 'pointing'."
PRINT
PRINT "To attack a creature,use the Enter key instead of Space."
PRINT "Or you can fire a fireball by pressing Backspace 3 times,then Enter."
PRINT "They can attack you,but I haven't put anything in for -you- dying,so"
PRINT "you can get rid of them,but they can't get rid of you,no matter how much"
PRINT "damage you take.To see your stats,press F1"
PRINT
PRINT "The yellow things are monster generators.They can spew out a monster if the area"
PRINT "gets low on monsters.Or,for some fun(ahem),get near one and type 'otgencrazy'."
PRINT "You can collect diamonds and MediKits."
PRINT "There are also PushPads(tm) which force things the way they are pointing."
PRINT "For a map,press F3."
PRINT
PRINT "If the game is too fast (a likleyhood) then you can do one of the following:-"
PRINT "* Use the [ and ] keys to speed up or slow down the game.[ slows, ] speeds."
PRINT
PRINT "* Type 'restrain' during play and it will ask you for a number.I've been playing"
PRINT "  this on about 3 laps per second,so type 3 and press enter.The game will"
PRINT "  try and slow itself to the desired speed (like the thiroid gland)"
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Neko @neko.stream · 16/03/2026
Really kind of pissed at Greabox/Take Two/whomever for doing this to my Borderlands 2. Network play used to work perfectly, even with me playing with Windows buddies. Then at some point they decided to overhaul things, require this 'Shift' account BS, and broke cross-play.
Borderlands 2, at a terrible low resolution, with a new popup telling me there's an exciting new change to multiplayer and I'll need a Shit I mean a Shift account to do multiplayer now..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 08/03/2026
It is raining and it is merely 25° inside. I think I could actually manage a stream! Come watch.neko.stream in about an hour, 5pm my time (06:00 UTC, 07:00 CET, 01:00 EST, 22:00 the previous day PST)
Introductory sequence from Serpent Isle, we see Lord British's castle at night during a storm..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 25/02/2026
Name your fav movie that is not in English
Poster for _Ringu_ (1998); a closeup of a woman's eyeball, her black hair matted with water, her skin pale and grey. "See it if you dare" 4 stars, "Makes the blair witch project seem like a stroll in the woods".
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Neko @neko.stream · 14/02/2026
wellll we did a stream and that's something. Was hoping I could actually make some visual change to my ancient game here but at least yous got to see Poppy eat her dinner. Raided into Yormaughm for some Legacy of the Ancients!
MS QuickBasic IDE, with a popup saying "Subscript out of range"
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Neko @neko.stream · 08/02/2026
It'll be too late. We'll be MMAcevedo'ing these things in Docker containers to drive our smart vacuum around. They're capable of imitating a conversation well enough to pass a turing test, at some point I assume we'll just be blasé about the whole thing, they won't be believed. qntm.org/mmacevedo
black and white comic. A person is talking to a desktop PC.
Person: say "I am alive"
Computer: > I AM ALIVE
Person: oh my god.
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Neko @neko.stream · 06/02/2026
Yeah, everybody knows it's the scrotum you wanna augment to get more lift.
Pom Poko (1994). Four tanuki are flying through the air using their stretched-out scrotums as a sort of glider.
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Neko @neko.stream · 25/01/2026
Prime Dickhead Scott Morrison proudly holding a chunk of coal in the Australian parliament, 2017.
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Neko @neko.stream · 21/01/2026
If you see this, we BESEECH THEE to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Clock Tower for the SNES. A woman stands in a dingy kitchen, looking into a fridge. A CRT scan line effect has been added. Beneath the main game scene is the woman's portrait with the text:

You've obtained the "Ham."
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Neko @neko.stream · 11/01/2026
My first visit to a black hole in Elite: Dangerous. This one is a tourist destination - 'Black Treasure', in Traikoa FL-P E5-4. It's in a nebula, hence the swirly effect.
Elite: Dangerous. A sleek looking spaceship is seen from behind, as it faces a pink nebula with a pearlescent-like circular swirl in the centre.
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Neko @neko.stream · 02/01/2026
Happy new year! I've made a plan, gonna really get into it this year, here's my screaming schedule for 2026!
Neko's 2026 Screaming Schedule, indicating monday through sunday what times and locations Neko will be screaming. '7:00am - at leafblower guy' is consistent throughout, with other times such as '5:00pm - on balcony, at passing cars and moto.jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 31/12/2025
Last stream of 2025 let's go? watch.neko.stream
A sign in a forest says 'You are now entering a stress free zone', a sign off to the left of the image says 'Enforced by sniper'.jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 29/12/2025
This cutie got a new hammock for xmas and she's loving it and I'm so happy.
Poppy snoozes in a hammock attached to the window, her tail dangling over the side. Poppy is mostly white, with a few orange splotches and a black 'eyepatch' over her right eye. Oh, also, she is a cat..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 29/12/2025
I hadn't heard of your silly little podcast @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social until now, but yes, I too am #OneOfTheTwo who have absolutely no desire to get an airborne respiratory illness and I am #StillMasking for my own health.
Neko, standing in some sort of atrium, wearing a blue paisley shirt, black coat, and black KN100 mask.
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Neko @neko.stream · 28/12/2025
Elite. Eliiiite. Where are my Custom keybinds, Elite?
Cropped screenshot of the Elite Dangerous control preset drop-down menu, in orange. Current selection is 'control pad default', with others 'control pad alternate 1', 'control pad with keyboard & mouse', 'control pad yaw with keyboard & mou.jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 23/12/2025
twitter meme post by @hermit_wharang:
american *sees something american happening americanly in america*:
what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
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Neko @neko.stream · 12/12/2025
Chat decorated my DOSmas tree this year, as is tradition.
A xmas tree rendered in 16-colour EGA graphics. A coordinate system is overlaid along the edges..jpg
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Neko @neko.stream · 24/11/2025
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Ultima VII. The party gathers on a blue magic carpet (with seats and chests for loot) at the back entrance of the Royal Mint in Britain.
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Neko @neko.stream · 23/11/2025
Finally got around to properly soldering a connector onto my 'go live' switch.
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Neko @neko.stream · 22/11/2025
if there is a way to register the pet's name and breed in the system permanently, I can't find it.
web UI, section Advance Notice -> Choose Patient,
Patients list
Link: Continue with Unlisted Pet
Button: Cancel
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Neko @neko.stream · 21/11/2025
There are many reasons this vet booking website is awful (seems to ignore the url path and keep browsing state in local storage, but this is just so dumb. Switch-styled radio buttons that are a 'required' field.
Cropped image of website controls. Are you a new client to the practice? (red 'required' star) and Is your animal unwell? (red star) are in the Additional Questions section, but the control beneath them is a left/right 'on/off' switch style.jpg
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