Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Don’t give yourself piles my fine friend. If it’s that bad go to the gosh darn pharmacist. 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“Alleged cancellation of alleged unannounced unreleased product still in early development significantly impacts share prospects” sure whatever u say analyst guy keep earning those big bucks 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Oh my my goodness that’s wonderful news. See you there Scott. 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Still have my childhood toy of this as well as the mini version - they proudly on my shelf next to various other craft 130
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Still have it! Sits pride of place on my shelf with the matchbox size version 120
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Surely it’s trousers that need to fit. If they did fit they could put up scaffolding commando style and we would be none the wiser 020
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Yes but it does have a poor bottled lager selection 100
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Ah I see other people have made the same joke, surprise surprise. Damn. Time to put Einstein’s theories to the test to cheer myself up. 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Special Masturbation at 12 yes, but General Masturbation not discovered until he was 15. Perhaps the greatest thought experiment in the history of mankind. 100
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Ok team are we going to split this up and work out where this Fesser is? I’ll take Belgium and Vatican City 160
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Hello Merlin in order to make you jealous / show off here is a picture of me graduating from Butterfield Unibesity (correct spelling). And that’s not all! (Actually it is) 140
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I've got the spokesman here for an infinite number of monkeys who says you're wrong (also says can I have a banana) 130
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The repair shop could take the antiques roadshow in a fight 2100
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Just do what I do and buy some shot glasses for the job 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 21/06/202514/10 amazing - the only rating system for Moose’s posts needs to follow the @dogrates.bsky.social system. No score below 11/10 130
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 14/06/2025That's the very building where Harry will be studying classics in October! 210
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Jane is just pleased you are embracing Lancashire-sourced snacks 010
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 15/05/2025But how else will the customers paying my overblown daily rate know the extent of my Nintendo legend of Zelda Amiibo and 1970s die cast toy collections? 010
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Meet them in the middle. It's not like you have a choice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfSn...youtube.comTyres' Everyday Raving | SpacedYouTube video by Channel 4 Entertainment 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Yes, "Random Simpsons Episode" button on Disney+ please 100
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 04/03/2025There are also far too many that end in "and so I had a shit in my neighbours garden / off the side of the road bridge / behind the photocopier at work" etc etc 130
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Oh very good. And saucy. You know, having a bit of a stressful time at the moment - parent health stuff. Read this to my Mum and she wet herself laughing (not literally fortunately, but I suspect it was close). Can I say I love your humour with all my heart? Well I do. So there. 120
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I will be copying this idea as part of my present to self that day. Thanks! 020
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 19/02/2025My first thought was I wonder if Bruckheimer has resurrected the long lost Dharma Blue? www.anomalist.com/reports/dhar...anomalist.comHigh Strangeness: Dharma Blue 110
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Same. Also had "oh thats where the meme..." thing a lot when getting mine to watch Monty Python 020
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 15/02/2025also they don't include the time to chop and prep all the veg etc before the timer starts 020
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This anonopinioner needs to be made president of the world. 100 thumbs up. 100
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Am confused by what appears to be good news on my timeline, but I’ll take it! 000
Reposted by Neil ReynoldsBasic Apple Guy @basicappleguy.com · 17/01/2025Lumon Industries Macrodata Refinement Terminal. #Severance 1540751
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 13/01/2025True fact Chris Morris buys cheese in my local cheese shop. Sounds like a set up for a python sketch but it’s actually true. 120
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Exactly! What’s not to like? it’s got Peter Duncan off Blue Peter sticking his hand into a log for goodness sakes! 000
Neil Reynolds @neilster.bsky.social · 10/01/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojf...youtube.comMatt Berry reads a husband's plea to his wife about their intimate relationsYouTube video by Letters Live 090
