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Neil Serven

@neilserven.bsky.social
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Fiction & essays, novel in progress. Co-owner @federalstbooks.bsky.social . Candlepin bowler. Language stuff. A lot of crank air. Used to write the dictionary. Western Massachusetts.

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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 21h
“Rich people are making a lot of money” is such an outrageous idea that it could only come from Karl Marx.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Superbad Super Bad
Alt: Actor Clement Blake as a homeless man on a bus saying "It's you! McMuffin!" in a scene from Superbad (2007)
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We Bought a Zoo for Tax Purposes
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
repel vs rappel
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh dear. That’s no way to go down an elevator shaft.
Page text: “It was in that moment Brighten determined she could trust Orson. On the screen, men repelled down elevator shafts.”
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Work by Bud Smith. Possibly House by Tracy Kidder (the work that goes into building a house).
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anthony! www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ti...
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Anthony! Anthony! Prince Spaghetti Commercial
YouTube video by Alex from the AZCRO
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When Ukraine destroys Russian data centers, hoards of aggressive right-wing bots disappear & the internet becomes friendlier. So much of politics is driven by the internet & so much of the internet is driven by Russians who want to hurt us. Shouldn’t we do something about that, given that we know it
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make a band meaty: Veruca Salt Pork
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the Jarvis Cocker of the Chicago lit scene @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anne Carson from Norma Jean Baker of Troy
ἁρπάζειν

"to take"

HISTORY OF WAR: LESSON 3

If you pick a flower, if you snatch a handbag, if you possess a woman, if you plunder a storehouse, rav-age a countryside or occupy a city, you are a taker. You are taking. In ancient Greek you use the verb άρπάζειν, which comes over into Latin as rapio, rapere, raptus sum and gives us English rapture and rape-words stained with the very early blood of girls, with the very late blood of cities, with the hysteria of the end of the world. Sometimes I think language should cover its own eyes when it speaks.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had been watching for a whole 30 seconds and was like “why … aren’t they setting up for a field goal? What am I missing?”
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reading this collection now (and just finished this story last night). My neighbor lent it to me when I told them I had enjoyed Mad Eden.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All that's missing is a boss trying to connect with you on a Zoom call while you're driving.
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Psychopomp @psychopomp.com · 09/10/2026
hello, I am doing some research and would like to tap into the collective brains of BSKY: 1. can you share some genre or literary fiction magazines that have closed and the archive is NO LONGER ONLINE 2. the same but the archives remain online FOR NOW i would also appreciate RTs for awareness 💀
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Kory Stamper @korystamper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are you tired of AI slop taking over your feed and invading your personal space? TRY MAKING A ZINE ABOUT LINGUISTICS INSTEAD and winning a prize while you're at it! Prizes include books donated by a ton of fabulous writers (and also me). Deets and list of prizes in thread!
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Josh Cook @joshthelibromancer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know I am about as biased as possible on this but go to an indie bookstore. An indie bookstore's vibes are the opposite of...all of this. You'll be surrounded by memories, stories, brave visions of the future that don't ignore our barbarous present. Your brain can be quiet AND full. Seriously.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can hear Russo doing his Arnold Horschak laugh in this photo.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a Happy Yankees Elimination Day to you.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Victor Mesa Jr. is Spanish for Winner Table Junior.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(But not every small biz owner understands that code.)
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I do think there is often something coded in its use. Authenticity isn't something we care about. We are here to take up space and will use ugly aesthetic technology to help us with that.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do think there are good restaurants & small biz that (regrettably) turn to AI because they run on a shoestring and don’t feel they have the time or creative touch. But unfortunately, I think the fair takeaway is “we don’t want to put much care into what we're doing.”
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's near my house, which is why I noticed it, but I'm also on high alert because it seems like some of the newer businesses in town prefer that, er, aesthetic and it depresses me.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Inspection center on Federal Street. Busy, cluttered sign, harder to read from the street, and what was the point of changing it?
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow, rude. They could have just done a passive-aggressive sniff when you walked by.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Local businesses using AI in their signage instead of something crafted by a local designer is disappointing, but when they use it to replace a sign that was perfectly good to begin with, it makes me wonder if the choice is more about professing AI allegiance than simple poor taste.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I won my school’s slot in our regional spelling bee (1980s, before internet) and ran into a problem trying to study the word book because no one in my family could pronounce the words.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sunday Night Football is a battle between the light warm blue cat teams.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does Cooper Pratt know he contains the names of two NYC art/design schools?
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Her: “I don’t remember where I got it from, asshole.”
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👏 👏 👏
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Realizing I forgot the White Sox. Phillies are gone already. Earth Fire still very much in play.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is an 18-letter word in the grid seemingly deliberately, but it's not in the word list (or even the bonus words)? It was a notable word in the news 3 months ago.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Squaredle shenanigans today.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same, Chuck, even without the turtles.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phillies, Brewers, Padres, Guardians, Braves, the whole Earth consumed by fire, Dodgers, Yankees.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welp. So much for that.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shit, now I have to watch this thing.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=88dL...
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Zither
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you, Astros, cursed franchise, for getting yourselves eliminated before the Red Sox.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They have a pitcher named Fried and a guy named Rice who used to be a catcher but I doubt they were smart enough to market the Fried Rice battery.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mother used to do these.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come to think of it, I'd like to see him take on a few more Ls.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Searching for the pettiest reasons I can think of to hate this new iteration of the Yankees. Cam Schlittler, you have too many dumb consonants.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rooting for the Red Sox, of course, but part of me feels like it would be an immense moral victory if they don't get shut out for the whole series.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursued by a fucking bear
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Buffalo Thomasina
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Prime number erasure.
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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Otters with jobs
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