Reposted by Neil Hilbornif you know the color of their eyes it’s already too late @bridgetgordon.gay · 28/08/2026I mean look, when @neilhilborn.bsky.social says the book rips, maybe it’s got some gas 072
Neil Hilborn @neilhilborn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026If I had other exposed bones, would I also have to brush them every day? 060
Neil Hilborn @neilhilborn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026OK if God loves America so much, then why do I get heartburn every time I eat several hot dogs? 161
Neil Hilborn @neilhilborn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026To whom it may concern: I have finished applying to grad school and thereby submitted to the Horrifying Ideal of Being Known. 150
Neil Hilborn @neilhilborn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I wonder how many people in my childhood thought "Man I hope that kind turns out ok." 030
Neil Hilborn @neilhilborn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026To paraphrase: You may all go to hell and I will go to the gay bar for karaoke. 020
Neil Hilborn @neilhilborn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Alright I miss when Twitter was fun so I'm gonna act here like I did there: Ahem. I wonder which dinosaur was the most delicious. 180
