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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21h
Hang on she's decided Dirty Lopez is a pina colada
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21h
Seems to be labelled clearly on the menu. If it said Pina Colada or Malbec she'd have already booked it...
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21h
Thanks never even heard of Bundobust but looks good. For once we got breakfast with hotel but will depend whether like normal the options are crap
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21h
Staying over in Liverpool at the end of the month. Any restaurant recommendations? Need gluten free...
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did he just go to a screen to see if a player who scored a goal was interfering with play?
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pfft quitter. I'm under my Everton blanket here already
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's ace
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. No i wouldn't tell them in advance but I'd drop it in the interview if I got one to say I'd learned from the experience. Probably wouldn't take my advice though. Four interviews to not get a job recently
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missing the E but refuse to reference Aussie Cricketers
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ha OG Pain is the name of my new band.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking pretty
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In an bar in Ireland that is celebrating it's 100th anniversary. Mic is being passed around to tell stories. It's my first time here but still hilarious.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knew something was off the second they paid that money for Rodwell.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bought tickets for an Everton game. Like it is 2006 or something.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everton getting a disallowed goal because Man City didn't.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are we allowed to say Armstrong hasn't been that good? Hackney on now...
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I liked it in the pics. The reality is very grey looking
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This match is a lot of fun
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tyrique George seems lovely. I hope he becomes a superstar
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
New striker sorted
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a hit
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bought some Cryuff trainers. Expect people to shout "TURN" at me in the street like I'm Darron Gibson in 2012
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Michael Keane up front at least 5 times this season i reckon.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
His medical is being done by RFK Jr
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You haven't bought enough rollover hotdogs* *tell me they still sell them
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone convince me that Balogun is good.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Richarlison was sitting his Citizenship wasn't he? 15 years time tours round Bramley Moore with him will be fun.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm here just for his social media
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just bought two new suits can I be in the Richarlison signing photos?
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Moyes starting him on the bench for the rest of the season as he promised Norgaard he would play.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The power of song is strong. Going to make a ditty up about bringing back Lee Carsley now
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Talking about Harrison Armstrong like he's Bjarni Vidarsson. I've got Love is Blind on here.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Phil Patterson not even on the bench. Made for Hearts that lad.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
By the way his pass there may be the best thing Barry has done. Superb.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Surprised Moyes started Barry tonight. Amazed he didn't sub him after two goals.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Using AI then completely rewriting it anyway is my new thing
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Might actually go to one game this season* *I probably won't
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love a header from a cross. More of this type of thing.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's like a friendly this. Arsenal are at about 50% of what they can be
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seen enough of Coventry. They are going down.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ferguson man of the match. Decent hold up play but very little to go off. Looks better than this level.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Red card Ashton. All happening in the second half.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1-0 Brig. Brilliant goal. Literally nothing else happened. 6 mins left.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's half-time. Chips smell good. Contemplating the short story Dostoevsky would be writing. Went in to Majestic Wines in my Riquelme shirt earlier. They had the beer on my shirt. Didn't buy it.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Apparently it is still the first half. Stella 10p cheaper than San Miguel. Tastes the same.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Absolutely nothing has happened
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cant see him sadly. May be one of the reasons I'm here...
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big Dunc's kid starts at number 9. Bamber Bridge aren't great though so maybe let's not get too excited
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Incredible effort from me.
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neilhalton.bsky.social @neilhalton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Genuinely couldn't remember who you meant then #oldage
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