Sign in

neilbinns.bsky.social

@neilbinns.bsky.social
18 followers 40 following 68 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I was trying to work out which episode of Red Dwarf this was.
100
Reposted by @neilbinns.bsky.social
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.
1265357657
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is an outrage
030
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Bluesky deserves pay off tomorrow. We all do👀
020
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
She'll be out running through fields of wheat tomorrow, no doubt. Exciting times.
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
So, does the English word currant come from Corinth? Huh.
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Show us how a real man builds a t shirt
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Haha
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I like to think it's Bakula singing. Kind of makes it more acceptable.
110
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Someone on my bus skinned up a fidget bifter with their ticket🙌
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I heard he once threw a fox entirely around the Earth.
050
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I'm actually quite looking forward to this - if that's the right term. The production company has a good track record of gritty and realistic tv. And many people need educated again on this subject, sadly.
110
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Young girls.."
050
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Blatant Penguin propaganda
030
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I would try and take a chisel to it first though and see if I could force the latch out. If you can't unscrew the hinges, that is. But this happened to my bathroom door a while back and I had to force the fucker in with shoulder.
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Let me 'splain it for you.. yes, firebomb the whole house.
120
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Manon des Sources Gregory's Girl Fight Club Jacobs Ladder 2001 The Parallax View MASH Twin Town Milou en Mai Malcolm
011
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Is, is this Prince William?
030
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
In the UK, it's ok to sell off all public utilities to foreign based interests. Water, Electric, Gas, Railways, Post Office, etc... but James Bond is apparently a step too far.
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Thankyou sir
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Haha the birthday card one. Magnificent👏🏽
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Haha, Authentic Glaswegian gibberish
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
- Imminently glassed by the nuclear fire Me - hahaa get yersel up the Kelvingrove for the mad stone motors ya dafties. Flintstooooone
120
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hahaa fuckin hell. Lying in Glasgow rn, hauf scudded, rewatching LotR on the Innis and Gunn, gutting myself at this. Nonsense. Who says social media is dead?! Not us jakey glasgow bus drivers
250
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Standing here about to buy a Citroën stonewheel you cunt
1100
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Centrists voting themselves out of existence incoming.
060
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Beautiful. No notes
150
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The Linn is fu'
020
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
True story
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I once suffered an exuberant Russian man having a very loud dialogue with his pal for about 30 mins on the 60A. Felt like I was in the Lubyanka being interrogated by the KGB. When he thanked me on the way out, I muttered, "Aye, spasibo tovarisch." These quiet gems are lost
020
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Btw, is Bahasa Adama from Battlestar Galactica?
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm having a pantless thundergoose day
110
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Incidentally, I once turned and gave a father such a disapproving look that he rapidly turned the volume waaaay down on his son's youtube gibberish. The punters were very thankful.
050
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bus driver here, people that have loud conversations on speaker phones are up there.
260
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Ha dammit
020
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Whenever I go up any hill on Loch Lomondside, this is the kind of sweeping vista that awaits me at the summit.
030
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
"Mein fuhrer, I can valk!"
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yes. They will enjoy exactly the same benefits as the metropolitan French.
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It would weirder if it was still part of Russian America.
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Yeah, I know what you mean. But the Falkland Islands aren't part of the UK. New Caledonia, Renunion, or Martinique, actually being part of France, is more bizarre.
110
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I'm a bus driver, they give me a bus, I don't have to hire it from another company.
050
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Argh now I have it in my head, you imbecile
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I had no idea there's a tv adaptation of Earth Abides. I'm not hopeful, but I'll give it a go.
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Nonsense. Teams didn't exist 20 years ago.
020
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Doesn't sound like he's going to enjoy Christmas as much as he thinks he is.
0110
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
"Ooo are you then? Ooohoo Mark? Mark Bapman is a little stinky boy. A tiny smelly boy today. Haha, where's your wellies son?" Click..
040
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please. No more schtick
000
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Giving it a Succession vibe
100
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
He'll live on in all our toasters as a being of pure ethereal malevolence. I welcome his crisp dark energy.
010
neilbinns.bsky.social @neilbinns.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Yeah fuck that pish
000