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The Real Neil.

@neilb.uk
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Self-employed/business owner. Founding member of the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati. Happiest when riding my bike or drinking coffee.

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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 13/08/2026
Off to Manchester for a client meeting. Which means wearing trousers and socks for probably only the 2nd time since May.
Looking out over my hand and legs as I sit on a station platform. My legs are folded and I have a takeaway coffee in my hand.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 12/08/2026
Did we all see it?
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 02/08/2026
Went to a cricket match yesterday. My first time watching cricket, in any context. I don't feel I've missed out on 46 years of cricket.
View from a seat inside a cricket stadium. Some people are on the pitch. Nothing is happening.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 30/07/2026
10/10 would recommend. If you're into that sort of thing.
Close up photo of a pack of Marmite covered rice cakes.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 29/07/2026
A pic of *myself in the 70s? *for illustration only, not actually me.
A black and white ultrasound pic of a foetus.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 26/07/2026
At one point of yesterday's ride I was downwind of the wildfire at Trawsfynydd. The air was noticeably smokey. This photo was once I got north and was looking down into a neighbouring valley. You can see the smoke.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 24/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 24/07/2026
Screenshot of Tweet that reads: Kind of weird that we're all gonna experience climate change as a series of short, apocalyptic videos until eventually it's your phone that's recording.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 24/07/2026
Did most of it earlier this year on a fully loaded gravel bike. It was way tougher than I was expecting. Maybe we were overambitious on how far we could go each day.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 22/07/2026
I'm killing time.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 19/07/2026
#BikesOnGates
Four bikes, with various luggage arrangements, leaning against a field gate. In the background a very dry, brown field and some Welsh hills on the horizon. The sky is blue with scattered fluffy white clouds.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 18/07/2026
Whoop whoop! All aboard the bikepacking bus 🥳
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 16/07/2026
Another night, another concert in a castle. This time Snow Patrol at Ludlow.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 15/07/2026
Due to a planning error, I'm at an open air classical music concert rather than watching the football. #HighBrow
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 14/07/2026
Nice day out in the sun today (even if the wind was a bit of a pain).
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 12/07/2026
I've had quite a nice evening tbf.
Close up of my hand holding a pint glass with a small amount of beer in. In the background is the sun setting behind a castle that has the blue sea lapping against a white sandy beach.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 12/07/2026
Met some friends on today's ride.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 06/07/2026
Hello 👋
Packet of McVities Jaffa Cake Digestive biscuits.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 05/07/2026
Have a nice video of some ducklings playing on a lily pond I saw today.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 04/07/2026
This handsome chap was our family dog when I was a kid. Look at him 😍 I miss him.
Closeup of a Bernese Mountain Dog looking at the camera. His mouth is open in a kind of smile with his tongue hanging out.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 03/07/2026
There was a brief moment in time, many years ago, where I had DJ slot at a local bar/club. I love the crazy over exposed light effects going on.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 28/06/2026
Anyone that knows me, knows that Percy Pigs are my absolute vice. I'd love to quit but can't say no. Food Festival today had Percy Pig Rocky Road. Did not disappoint.
Top down view of half-eaten rocky road. A Percy Pig on the top of pink icing covered in hundreds and thousands.Side view of half-eaten rocky road. Showing more pink icing and white marshmallow inside.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 27/06/2026
Homeward bound today so last walk with this mutt.
White Labrador pulling on a red lead away from the camera. Lush green trees in the background providing shade to the wide forest path we're walking down.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 26/06/2026
Everyone: Don't walk your dogs on hot pavement during the heatwave - it's painful for their feet and cruel. This dog:
Overhead picture of a Labrador lying down in the sun on a stone patio. There is plenty of shady, non-patio space nearby (not pictured).
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 23/06/2026
Today's working conditions. #NotMyDog #NotMyCat
Photo of the floor of the office I'm working in for the house I'm house-sitting. At the top is a cat laid out. At the bottom is a dog laid out. Both animals are sheltering from the heat in mh shady office.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 22/06/2026
Did a 90km gravel ride in the Chilterns today, which was fun (and hot). Plus a bonus bit to the village my grandma lived in 127 years ago.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 19/06/2026
Out on the bike in the sunshine. Suddenly everything is ok in the world.
Close up of a coffee and soft drink on the table outside a cafe. Soft focus bike in the background.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 15/06/2026
This is very nice chocolate. At this point I think they're trolling us with the tasting notes however.
A bar of Morrisons 72% cocoa chocolate. Tasting notes read "smooth and intense. Notes of blue fruit and spicy cedar".
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 15/06/2026
#Juxtaposition
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 09/06/2026
I'm literally reading it right now 😀
A closeup picture of the book in my hands. You can see my legs stretched down the sofa and my out of focus feet peeking out from behind the book.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 06/06/2026
Castle
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 06/06/2026
Look at this cute little church!
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 05/06/2026
I was supposed to be in Scotland, but I'm not. So I've come away on the bike for a night on a campsite in Wales instead.
Picture from inside a tent looking out over my torso and legs lying down in the tent. The side flap of the tent is open and you can see my bike leaning against a fence/hedge. It's cloudy but the sun is shining.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 03/06/2026
Saw these charming little guys in a shop too. We all need a positive hamster in our lives from time to time.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 03/06/2026
I did buy these, which are rather tasty.
Picture of a small bag of chocolates. The label reads "Oban chocolate co. Irn Brew Haggis Eggs. Cocoa butter coloured white chocolate egg halves filled with irn brew flavoured ganache topped with popping candy"
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 02/06/2026
#VisitScotland
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 02/06/2026
Also. Midges.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 02/06/2026
I love Scotland and can (mostly) take it whatever the weather. My mate doesn't seem to tolerate it as much. We've come in his car, so I have to do what he wants and he wants to go home. So 2 days around Mull and now we're heading back to Oban to drive home in the morning. It is what it is.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 02/06/2026
Good morning campers. Guess the month.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 01/06/2026
#VisitScotland
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 31/05/2026
Where am I?
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 30/05/2026
Sometimes I can be a pretentious foodie wanker. Sometimes I just want fish, chips, mushy peas and a can of fizzy vimto.
A plate of fish, chips, mushy peas and a can of fizzy vimto.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 26/05/2026
Situation remedied.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 26/05/2026
Bit of a mixed bag for me over the weekend. Didn't have any time for riding so got up early and went out for a few hours before starting work. Gorgeous in the Shropshire hills and 22°C at 7am.
Blue sky, green hills with a narrow tarmac road snaking down the hill away from the camera.White wild horse in the foreground. Huge blue sky and nothing but green hills disappearing into the distance.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 15/05/2026
#Juxtaposition
Screenshot of two posts.

First one: "I swear to god, if I see the Trumpton Fire Brigade named as the six genders one more time today..."

Second one: in response to "what are the 6 genders..", Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb"
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 29/04/2026
It's this bit. Between Arnisdsle and Kinloch Hourn. It's on the peninsula by Skye.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 27/04/2026
#GoneGravelling
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 27/04/2026
Went gravelling this weekend. Had planned a 4 day trip. 2 days of hard slog on relentless gravel paths, with fully laden bikes took its toll. We decided on an easy day back to the car yesterday and came home a day early. No shame, had fun, I'm very tired.
Two bikes, covered in gravel dust, leaning on a brick wall of a building. Each bike is loaded with panniers and bikepacking bags.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 20/04/2026
Birthday spin in the Shropshire Hills. It was fun.
Picture with the bars of my bike in the foreground and a gravel track stretching into the distance. Lots of green hills in the distance.
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The Real Neil. @neilb.uk · 14/04/2026
Went to a pizza place over the weekend that had this sign up. Made me chuckle. Also, had a Welsh Rarebit pizza and it was absolutely delicious.
Chalkboard sign that reads;

Pineapple Corkage. We don't serve pineapple on our pizzas, but please feel free to bring your own. 50p corkage charge. All money goes to help the apes.
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