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@neglekt.bsky.social
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I watched Ghost in the theater with my grandmother when I was 9.

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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 18h
@jamestalarico.bsky.social how about instead of “lowering the ask” on how much money you ask me for every day you go back on Fox News and say you’re not going to compromise on trans rights? Until you disavow your previous transphobic statements you’re not getting a penny from me.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After seeing Coyote v. Acme I firmly believe Foghorn Leghorn should be John Cena’s dad both in every movie and reality. They’re the same character.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My favorite 9/11 memory is an ex girlfriend calling me and saying she wanted us to drive to NYC to help. She hung up on me when I asked her how many other old boyfriends she called before me. 2nd fav was our college worshipping a finance bro alum who went back in to help…get the server hdds.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just got a preorder notification for the Star Trek Magic set and the pricing now is just insulting. The Ferengi weren’t supposed to be aspirational!
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The only crime I’m in favor of capital punishment for is parents cutting or misusing the pickup line. You’re a shit and you’re teaching your kid it’s ok to think you’re more important than everyone else. But possibly the cybertruck should’ve been a tip-off this dad is a grade-A fuckwit.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What if we had the O-Ring from Challenger make a speech?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess the one plus to the US healthcare system is it’s leaving a lot of people with nothing to lose. And people with nothing to lose can change history.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong people are dying.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why can’t he just fucking die so we can start trying to rebuild our nation? This could apply to several people.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dear @Tidal: if I type “Charlie P” into the search the top result should be Parker, not Puth. I don’t know who Charlie Puth is, I’m sure they’re great and make great music - but sometimes your number is retired before you even make the team. I’ll go back to yelling at the clouds now:)
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yeah, I don’t know why Texas is like this.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
First day of school drop off complete. The kids driving at the high school followed instructions better than the adults dropping kids at middle school. And it’s always a Tesla that tries to cut the line.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The world sucks, he isn’t dead yet, and my children are still under threat from our lovely government. But! I signed an offer letter today for a job I actually want. So small victories.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“If you don’t hear back from us within a week it usually means we’ve passed.” Oh cool. So not even worth an email? The job market is great, yall.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Talarico lawn sign finally out front.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So in under 24 hours we have a replacement for Lady G but McConnell is still incommunicado and we can’t do anything?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Is it bad when your boss accidentally switches to his personal browser while screen sharing and he’s got a LinkedIn tab open looking for jobs?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I was told that I was secretly a Collins-supporting Nazi for pointing out that all the bad stuff hadn’t come out yet. Maybe we don’t get behind rage-driven men who lie about Nazi tattoos? Thank goodness we ignored the progressive women in the race in favor of Blackwater bubba here.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dear Supreme Court: fuck you.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@kathleenhanna.bsky.social why the fuck is Adobe using a Le Tigre song to sell gen AI bullshit?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So does TNA know why everyone is cancelling their subscriptions so they don’t ask (my renewal was in 3 days so I finally got around to it)? Or do they not care?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
No time to explain - I gotta get these stones to Egypt!
A dishwashing pod melted in the container so it made my hand look like I’d just pulled the stones from the Diva Plavalaguna.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
By the reasoning of the DoJ shouldn’t everyone present at Jan 6 be jailed for at least 50 years whether they went in or not or were violent or not, as long as they had a red hat? They’re throwing people in jail for having magazines in the trunk of their car during a protest with 1 violent person.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t have an education in the stock market. But it seems paying $135 for something they say is worth about $4 is dumb as fuck. Again, I’m not an expert - I just don’t get why we would give someone an extra $131 for nothing. Elon is a Nazi.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh cool - the pharmacy by my house is advertising that you can get ivermectin without a prescription there. So probably not going to trust your compounding ever again.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m not mad the Knicks lost - I’m mad he woke up at the end of the game.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh cool, my job today is to review the AI they have doing QA on my work and then report back all the errors it made so it can be trained better. I assume to eventually replace me? God I love all this capitalism and freedom. Where else do I have the freedom to undermine my own employment?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If we learned nothing from D-Day - and it’s clear Hegseth didn’t - let us learn this one lesson of my grandfather: The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh he’s a Nazi mercenary pervert now and yall still think he’s great? How many fucking warning signs do you need?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@blackwells.bsky.social thank you so much for having free shipping to the US. I was ready to pay a ton to get Henry’s Pagans across the ocean and it was free! We need all the help we can get over here and books are at least a start:). I can’t wait to read it!!
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So the WWE app is still using… Matt Riddle?? What?
Wwe app in the App Store - I was trying to find a NJPW or Stardom app.  It’s got 1 active wrestler, one retired, one that’s been out for over a year, and Matt fucking Riddle who is a joke.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Yes, every one of us is worthless and irredeemable. I dislike it when people say dumb shit like this and then limit replies. This guy is full of hate towards people he doesn’t even know who are fighting against this harder than he ever could. Fuck you, Dave.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m just as ashamed to be a Texan as the next guy - but the article is 2 days old and was written about tonight’s runoff - not November’s general election.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you spend your last days on earth demonizing people like my child I will not be respectful when you die. Fuck Barney Frank. There is no courage in pulling up the ladder after yourself.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
MAGA Republicans are the ultimate “pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered”. They’ve been raiding the working class for decades, making things incrementally worse and bringing the frog to a slow boil. Then maga shows up and it’s just a smash and grab and that’s making people wake up.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Is it bad when the guy you got hired with quits after the first day?
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Becoming more and more resigned to the fact that this government will most likely be the cause of my death. Either directly or proximately.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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a woman with dreadlocks and a nose ring is crying .
Alt: a woman with dreadlocks and a nose ring is crying . Is what Bluesky generated? It’s Rick James when he said “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social any chance yall would maybe want to actually follow the law and hold the administration accountable for the war in Iran? I know you’re scared he’ll call you names, but this is what our grandparents fought to protect us against. Fucking DO something.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Anyone think Hegseth will try to take credit for the Artemis capsule drawing a dick at splashdown?
Image of the capsule a few seconds after splashdown drawing a crude penis with the created waves.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wife woke up feeling like today is the day he dies. And I really hope she’s right.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
tidal.com/track/499860... 2 great artists/bands singing what were all thinking.
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Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell - Everything is Great
Listen to Everything is Great on TIDAL
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The best part of social media is screaming your pain into the void and the void not noticing.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Look - I love a musical number as much as any other wrestling fan - but I’d love to get to see Danhausen actually wrestle.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I know the fed are bad - but if Danhausen is in the crate I will squeal like a 1st grader seeing Bluey.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Just preordered a book that is coming out in November. 100% I will forget and when it comes it’ll just be a delightful surprise from past Sam.
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Voted for @jasmineforus.bsky.social this morning. I’m tired of not voting for the candidate I truly believe in. I’m sure Talarico is great, but we’ve got years of public evidence showing us who Ms. Crockett is. And I would love for her to be one of my senators. Either way: GET OUT AND VOTE!
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dear state of Texas: Fuck you
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Sam @neglekt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Well, got the younger’s penalty for “hacking” into a classmate’s Chromebook down from a total ban to “when there is free time he’ll read a book instead of using his computer.
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