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@nefaerious.bsky.social
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🔞🌈 she. 30s. amputee. dungeon master. mostly comprised of cats. invested in your OC’s. problematic. gimme the good shit.

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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the most perfect lady in the whole world. she’s nineteen today!!! so she gets chicken and whipped cream lmao happy birthday ellen 🖤🐾
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
yes?
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
911 i need to report a murder
screencap of a discord conversation
amy: have you ever seen the show live??
amummy: NO. i don’t really do things lmao
amy: AAAHHH i’m so excited for you!!! I haven’t seen it since like 007/008
amummy: almost 20 years—
amy posts a darkened closeup edit of the Mike Wazowski-Sulley Face Swap meme.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
dante’s being very brave and stoic. poe is hiding somewhere 😭
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
no advice has stuck with me the way it did when my hairdresser said “always dry your bangs first or you’ll be dwight schrute-ing for the rest of the day.”
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the best part of having a landing page for your dnd party is all the inevitable graffiti. they were originally The Five. it has evolved.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
druddigon. it’s heinously ugly, but not even in a way that’s interesting. it’s just boring. and it has the stupidest pokedex entry imo. it survives by sunbathing but lives in cold dark caves?? can’t move if it gets cold??? it was such a disappointing encounter in late game b/w 😒
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
meanwhile I was fighting for my fucking life. for some reason i’m really bad with purples/reds but do decently on blues lmao
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
this is mostly a list of games that became the foundation of my personality
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
cries. i love them. DATA SEVENNNNN 😭
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
tiny baby girl. beautiful angel princess. i cannot believe she will be 19 in may
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i’m just—
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
my wardrobe really got me lookin like a cartoon character with a signature colour palette
A row of hanging clothes in red, black and white.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
bean salad :)
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
went to the loveliest arabic/american fusion cafe for breakfast and everything was so tasty. the turkish coffee was extra delightful 😩
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
got my hair cut for the first time in years and i’m just—
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
briar and i went on a date downtown and everything was so good. i got a lil day drunk and now i’m ready to sleep 🥳
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
briar got me these gorgeous editions of the sworn soldier trilogy, so ofc my first read of 2026 was What Feasts at Night! i’m such a huge fan of T. Kingfisher’s style, i devoured this little book in one sitting this morning. i hate the term cozy horror, but this was def a comfort read. very gross. 💜
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
truly a perfect summary of how my reading year generally goes lmao
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
and in case you’re wondering, i went as jacob. all i knew about his character was abs (hence the anatomically questionable piece of paper i taped to my shirt) and being sad about bella.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE WOOOOORLD 😭😭😭
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
we went out for lunch today and the food was so fucking good i ascended for a moment. best taquitos i’ve ever had in my life
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
when you have a breakthrough for a PC’s story in your campaign and you just gatta give yourself a lil pat on the back afterwards
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i broke all my records and managed a perfect form doing it holy shit 😭
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
me to briar: deucalion will be very normal about ellis deucalion, not 5 seconds later:
screenshot of a text roleplay: 

“Deucalion picks up the shirt Ellis left for him. It's not going to fit. It's not even clean. He twists the hem of the neck inside out and brings it to his lips, inhaling.

There's something truly strange about Ellis. He's smelled intoxicating humans before, but he's never met one who could so thoroughly block his sway.
He's never been stood up to and spoken down, not while he was a vampire. He's never been so... delighted.

His lips part, and he presses his tongue to the collar, tastes what's left of Ellis on it. It's barely a ghost of him, yet it makes his gut clench and his fangs ache to sink into hot flesh.

Something truly strange indeed.”
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
seeds roasted. punkin success.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
punkin
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i don’t know why guillermo del toro is trying to kill me personally, but if anything would do it, it’s his phantom of the opera
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
from our party comm! the full piece is amazing 😩
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
odette…
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
completed my first 45min endurance row today 😭✨
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
jakob is the most relatable character. i feel the same way about stairs, buddy
An excerpt from Joe Abercrombie’s book The Devils:

“Why couldn't it have been Paris, with that sprawling pile where the rulers of Frankia laid their heads? Hardly a step in the whole place. Or Burgundy, where the lame Emperor David had built his grand suite on the ground floor, and made the servants sleep upstairs.
'But nooooooo—' he growled, cut off in a gasp at a
savage twinge through one knee.
It had to be Troy. The most vertical city in the known
world.
They didn't even have to send warriors. Steps were enough to defeat him.”
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
incredibly stoked to have found used copies of the Inkworld trilogy in such good condition 😭 i LOVED the first book, but never got around to reading the other two. very excited to indulge my nostalgia
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
birthday book haul 😚
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
happy gommage to me 🥳
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
No cheating, post the last picture of your pet (ellen and the mountain of fluff I brushed off of her this week)
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
slowly gamifying everything in my life because apparently I can only work out and SLEEP if I can get a good score at it lmaooo
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
reading Clytemnestra finally and having many thoughts (ro gets me)
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
for the first time in years I’m technically no longer iron deficient lmao 🥳
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
my favorite explanation to this is that joy’s and jenny’s just ARE pokemon. nurse and officer are titles they’re trained for, like detective pikachu. especially since they can be bred.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
“what’s your vibe?” idk but in the span of a day i had two different friends bring me songs saying “this is you” and both are equally concerning 💜
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
friend tried to help me peak. unfortunately, neither of us peaked. 😔
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I am unfortunately a menace to dm for
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
i've been adding fun little campaign-relevant easter eggs to the landing page of infernal affairs for ages but i have Regrets bc NOW RO IS DOING IT TOO AND HE JUMPSCARED ME. WTF IS THAAAAT. #ariaofstrahd
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
i finished the earthsea cycle. i was already crying, but le guin’s afterward was an extra gut punch. i’ll forever daydream about the future of earthsea. what an amazing gift.
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
we didn't waste a SECOND
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
you'd never know she made an unholy mess in my closet at midnight last night
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amy @nefaerious.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
forcing everyone to look at my beautiful cats today
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