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@neetaspirant.bsky.social
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Hey , I am just a chill guy who likes to share science jokes ( sometimes some dad jokes and relatable memes ) and useful science knowledge through this profile #science #jokes #dadjokes #comedian

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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Be careful 😁
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
😁
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough . Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good 🎇
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
😄😄😄
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
January 3 is celebrated as 'Mind-Body Wellness Day , "A day for reminding you to check your mind, body and soul are healthy and happy " "A day to remove negativity , unwanted thoughts from mind " "A day to love yourself and be proud of what you are ✨"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Time for some out of science joke Me : Bro don't copy my assignment, the teacher may scold both of us Friend: ok , I will copy it with modifications Me : ok bro Meanwhile mine and his assignments:
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A 'Did-he-saw-us'
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What is carbon dioxide ? "A person who was born in a car and died outside is called car-bon-di-oxide"😸
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What do you call a mechanical bottom? 'A robutt'
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
How do you make robots more human-like? "With Artificial stupidity" 🤭
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen It was FUN
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year everyone #newyear
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Why should children never crawl around on gravel? "It's bad for their kid-knees"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Which part of your body likes to drink milk? "Your calf"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Girl : Is that a rabbit on your head? Boy : No, it's just my hare
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Why did the singer want a tap for a nose? "So he could lip sink"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hearing aide, where are you? "Over ear! "
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fun fact: "Earle Dickson invented the adhesive bandages for his wife, who frequently cut herself while doing housework"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Fun fact "If you were to write out every number (one, two, three, etc.), you wouldn't use the letter "b" until you reached one billion."
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Those extra careful days.....
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
How fast time passes these days ? Someone played with the time machine, If anybody seeing the post is the one who is controlling time please make it normal ,not too fast not too slow ....
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
New year had arrived in my country Current update : 2025 seems great ✨
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Feelings shy to enter 2025 because it's my first time 😂 "
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Guys, while we were celebrating the new year in 2020 , some people in china were suffering from some unknown viral disease, the rest was history " A history we don't need in the future anymore" Life before that was amazing, let 2025 heal all those wounds #happynewyear #2025 #bettertommarow
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MantaHunk 🌎🏳️‍🌈☮️🟧 @mantahunk.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Very technical graph for all of you nerds regarding bird flu.
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Why did the cell go to therapy ? "It was feeling a little divided"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
What do you call a group of cells playing instruments? "A cell-ebration "
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Why did the biologist go to the party? "Because he was a fun -gi!
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"I am reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down "
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Why can you never trust an atom ?" "Because they make up literally everything 😄"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot ? "Mitosis ✨" #science #sciencejoke
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Science joke "Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? "Because he needed space ✨"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Guys amoeba will fail in the mathematics exam because it multiplies by using division , poor thing 🙂
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Time for a science joke "What kind of tree can be placed into your hands?" "A palm tree✨"
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The changes happening to a pregnant women's internal organs during pregnancy #pregancy #women #mother #femalebody #science
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I am happy that I met you all in bluesky @bsky.app #friends #bluesky
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Chemiluminescent reaction #science #chemistry
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Every one please ensure everything the body needs is getting through your foods Here are some major vitamin deficiency diseases #science #biology
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Electricity near water is dangerous Water is a good conductor of electricity #science
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Why did hate towards indians rise in 2024 suddenly compared to before ? #indians #politics
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Today, I’m Monday Lisa. 😜
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Examples of some categories of aromatic organic compounds #science #chemistry #neet #education
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Your funny friend @neetaspirant.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hi , I think I could provide educational content (mainly science) here, if you like it please follow
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