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Needle the Bard (He/They)

@needlethebard.bsky.social
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41 Gay, Married, Cross Stitcher, Demigod, NSFW

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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how you will find me most of the time…I love being naked at home! Happy tummy Tuesday!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love a good geeky trend lol
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In honor of fall weather (hopefully more soon here) here’s an old one from a few years ago!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gave up stitching for a year and a half thanks to severe bipolar depression but I finally started again around July 1st and this is everything I’ve done since my resurgence, lolol! Hope you enjoy!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In my usual Sunday spot, playing my usual Sunday game, in my usual Sunday garb just doing the thing. Y’all have a great day and send me some dicks in my DMs (worth a try…🤷🏻‍♂️)
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wanna suck some hot dad dick…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching one of my favorite scary movies of all time!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Had a good ol’ menty b in front of the boss and a couple coworkers today so now I have tomorrow and possibly Saturday off…heh 😔
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pick a joystick and I’ll play with the other one…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bought my first ever ETB, wish me luck! 🤞🏻 not chasing anything but pretty artwork, just like to rip packs and I get a discount at work so win/win!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love a voice actor with range! This guy voices both creepy Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter and rambunctious Swedish Torbjörn from Overwatch among others lol, I feel like VAs have more fun than regular actors idk
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Home from work and immediately naked and on Overwatch, if you play and ever run into Kabachabu…just know I’m probably naked the whole time
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can someone just hold this for me while I play Overwatch?
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My body has been CRAVING dick lately…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Open Bluesky, immediately get boner, happy fcf!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Alas it’s only ranch dressing but a girl can dream can’t she!?
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Wallace and Gromit: Were-Rabbit Sniffs Carrot
ALT: Wallace and Gromit: Were-Rabbit Sniffs Carrot
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday and early Wet Wednesday lol
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I keep finding new grey in my facial hair every week and I’m so fucking ready for Daddy status you have no idea!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who wants to spread their pride all over my face!? Or I could spread all over you…either way, come and get it boys!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know today is all about the fat cocks but I hope this helps them all have a wonderful day!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saw this really interesting knot in the wood of my fence today…yeah, interesting knot…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not being ironic, not a joke, absolutely adore this character. I was 14 when this movie came out, he was funny as fuck, I didn’t know about the original trilogy yet and I love to laugh so he did his job and did it well. The real “fan base” is toxic as fuck and needs to calm down…
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Jar Jar Binks Behind The Scenes
ALT: Jar Jar Binks Behind The Scenes
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s hot…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
QTP with your favorite dragon Pokemon
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Flapple and Appletun Pokemon Flying
ALT: Flapple and Appletun Pokemon Flying
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here’s some veiny cock and low hanging fruit for you fellas to enjoy on FCF!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who wants to climb this mountain on this tummy Tuesday!?
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New one for the art wall!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just enjoy!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally working on my new binder now that my 30 year long collection is complete!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m never going to get the opportunity to suck off a hot bear dad in the bathroom at work and that’s just sad…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Discovering “H” front underwear has been so nice, and makes fat cock Friday easier access!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Anyone else have a problem with Doordashers just up and stealing your food…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Doing some crafting on my day off, working on my OW support main
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Looked over and saw my husband pitching a tent in his sleep and then I got to work on mine…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I stole these underwear from my husband because I like the easy access pouch in the front!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Leaking a little at work this morning and I thought it looked spoopy lolol
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Finally finished!!!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think I may have a hole in my underwear…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If you see this, post your comfort characters✨
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Greg Davies Touches Alex Horne on Taskmaster
ALT: Greg Davies Touches Alex Horne on Taskmaster
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Anything I can help you locate today…??? Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I haven’t stitched in over a year thanks to my bipolar depression and I finally started again! It’s been fun doing it again and I’m starting slow. Can’t wait to start adding color!!!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Don’t usually post videos so I’m putting myself out there and it may be deleted soon but hope you enjoy it!
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
God I stupidly love this game
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FoxBox 🦊 @fox-box.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Repost if you could get lost in my cheeks #humpday
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Much rather be at home like this than at work right now
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yo…
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing like a good work bathroom selfie, hehe
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Flirting with men is so much fun 🤩
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Needle the Bard (He/They) @needlethebard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What are friends for if not to hype you up! Love getting reviews like this. 🫶🏻
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