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Lord Baldemort

@need2bblunt.bsky.social
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Sworn enemy of Hairy Potter.

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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Gas just went from $4.29 a gallon to $4.99 a gallon here in Michigan. A $0.70 increase virtually overnight.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Noem's lies and rhetoric are guaranteeing more violence. Bondi's failure to investigate both Good and Pretti's deaths as the murders they are also guarantees more violence. They both need to spend the rest of their lives behind bars.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I hate to say it but I think we're only a matter of weeks away from ICE opening fire on peaceful protestors.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Noem and Homan definitely didn't help their case today. They both flat out blamed ICE violence on those that ICE perpetrated the violence against. They both used classic abuser terminology. You figure that type of language wouldn't come from a female but than Noem is a confessed dog killer.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE is a home grown terrorist organization created, funded and protected by the United States government.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Just got done watching Die Hard. It's still one of the best Christmas movies out there.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The Princess Bride remains one of my top 10 all time favorite movies. There are few movies that I consider perfection. This was one of them. R.I.P. Rob Reiner.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I think we're long past the point that the orange stain and his entire cabinet need to be forcibly removed from office.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm a very empathetic person, but in Charlie Kirk's honor, I have none for him.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What's the over/under of the orange buffoon surviving the year?
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A huge piece of my youth died today. The world of rock music lost a singer who's impact will still be felt a hundred years from now.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
With where this country is at right now, I'm kinda routing for the aliens.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This bill will be the breaking point for someone. They will lose everything because of these feckless republicans. And they will look for payback. And one of these feckless republican senators will find themselves at the end of that payback.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
At some point even the Maga idiots are going to go, "yeah, we fucked up".
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Very disappointing to hear Amazon cancelled The Wheel of Time. The third season was easily it's best.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
At some point someone is going to have had enough and ICE agents are going to start getting gunned down. I think we've hit a breaking point. I'm definitely not condoning it but things have gotten bad and are only going to get worse.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I really think we need a fuck ton more Luigis.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
People are really upset over their imported Columbian coffee going up due to Trump's tariff. The U.S. imports about $1.5 billion in coffee every year from Columbia. Wait until they find out that the U.S. imports a little over $5.5 billion in crude oil from Columbia. About those lower gas prices.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Costco shareholders have overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal as other U.S. companies retreat from their diversity policies
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Costco successfully defends its diversity policies as other US companies scale theirs back
Costco has claimed victory in pushing back on a shareholder proposal that urges the wholesale club operator to conduct an evaluation of any business risks posed by its diversity, equity and inclusion ...
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Josh Robinson @jrob3001.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My childhood was typical, summers at maralago, McDonalds, Diet Coke by the barrel. When I was insolent, I paid hookers for sex, and stiffed contractors on payment. Pretty standard really, at the age of twelve, I received my first adult diaper.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
When Musk and Trump get divorced I wonder who gets the country.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I have just turned in my very last assignment. Once it is graded and the final grades are turned in, I will officially have a bachelor's degree in Human Resources Management.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
First real snow tonight in Lansing. Wasn't the best night to be out. I had to walk across the parking lot and by the time I got to the store I had a kid ask where my pipe and top was.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Things have gotten so bad I firmly believe @godpod.bsky.social has thrown in the towel on humanity. I do not blame them if they have.
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Where are all my vegans at?
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Lord Baldemort @need2bblunt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I shut down my Facebook, Instagram, Threads, TikTok and X accounts right after the election. Almost all of them are completely toxic. I'm hoping Bluesky will be different.
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