The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 07/05/2026(Lecturing on powers of two) now eight is big, it’s over two more than four 050
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Holy shit. I think I just had an actionable business insight 0110
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Good Friday? Yeah, they usually are! Ahaha happy weekend yall ✌️😘 050
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 02/04/2026One of my most capable marshals (or so I thought) just made a tactical blunder 🤦 160
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Watching a pot right now… fucking boil already!! 1110
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 30/03/2026(Quote tweeting) I’ve been screaming about this for years 060
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 23/03/2026“Honestly, being a eunuch hasn’t affected my life one way or the other.” -The Nonchalant Eunuch 070
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Just muttered the words “my enemies…” aloud while grocery shopping 0130
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Mental health is real, and it’s coming for you 080
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The mesmerizing process of manufacturing pink popsicles 050
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Shrinkflation—what, you mean my hyper-niche fetish? 050
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 19/03/2026As a software developer, there is no demon more loathed than the User. They must be oppressed and their wishes subverted 0130
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 19/03/2026My friends’ve had enough of the city life so they’re moving out to Organic Valley 050
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Charming period hovel with original dirt floors 071
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Whippersnappers, young’uns etc have so much to learn… 3132
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Singing my favorite Radiohead songs but replacing the lyrics with e.g. “My wi-ife is an Israeli, I love Israel” as a biting critique 160
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Once I was biking and didn’t realize another cyclist had snuck up behind me to draft and I blew a snot rocket on him. 060
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Being avoidant rules. I never have to have difficult conversations. And if that bothers you, you’re abusing me! I’m just avoidant #facts 140
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Are there other types of monculus besides homo? 080
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 11/03/2026My bong broke the other day so I went and got a replacement. The clientele at the head shop is approx one million times more tweaky than at dispensaries. Haven’t seen people like that in ages. I forgot they exist 1140
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 10/03/2026“By the same token” why would you reuse a token? Broke ass 0100
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 06/03/2026(Standing up to leave the bar): Well, better quit while I’m a- (points to my head) head 050
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Apple music liner notes describe this as “dizzying Teutonic trance” 040
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 03/03/2026After all these years, I remain delighted by emojis 170
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Well, my worst nightmare has come true: I’m a kid again and there’s a dinosaur chasing me through my old elementary school 080
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 03/03/2026My buddy Johnny-Come-Lately has been coming a lot lately 080
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Finished work an hour early. Now to get stoned out me gourd and bike 40 miles. False spring, baby 0140
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 26/02/2026My dog has some beliefs that are outside of the mainstream 0130
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 26/02/2026My dog has some interesting opinions on the doordash vs cooking dynamic 0120
The Unahugger @nedflaczynski.bsky.social · 26/02/2026My dog has an inflated sense of self-importance 040
