nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know, I’d like a vice president that shows some knowledge and possibly even expertise in political systems. Dreamer! 010
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hell yes! And when Orange Mussolini blocks off Congress, I want to see mf’ers climbing the walls like the South Koreans. 040
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ha! He was the reason for including bestiality! 0313
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I taught high school English for 18 years. This was a common excuse for not having finished a paper. 020
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In this, as in all things, every accusation is a confession. Musk—weirdo, Luckey—beardo, Gingrich—fatty. 010
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That is one huge pile of shit in that photo, holy cow— 031
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So, um, do we have to start saying “vaygun” now? 000
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happened to me, too, Ned, but I’ve come to accept the better vision. I even remember them most of the time. 020
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Here’s my government check for $11.46. Can I get my colonoscopy now? 0192
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When you know nothing about history, everything you do is historic. 001
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Wizard of Oz Characters Get ScaredAlt: The Wizard of Oz Characters Get Scared 111
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I retired last summer, and in November bought a drum set. I’ve always wanted to play, never knew how to even learn. I am having more fun than I ought to be allowed to have. 010
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is such a fucking joke. These guys are pitiful. 020
Reposted by nedbarrett 🌈Dawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The trailer for the documentary that a vacuous billionaire wants disappeared. Like the thousands of federal jobs his doge dudes removed. Like the citizens & immigrants removed from American streets. Please watch & repost. Thank you for your attention to this matter. youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10youtu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 12272204
Reposted by nedbarrett 🌈David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249752755
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You know, maybe he just says shit that pops into his damaged brain and really, he has no idea what he’s doing. Maybe? 120
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey there, we’re Guns. We think we’re pretty dangerous, and we should be regulated. We can destroy all of humanity. GOP: Whatevs. We’ll wait until you kill everyone and then prosecute you. If you’re in the wrong party. Or you’re someone we don’t agree with. 040
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Valueless bastards. We can’t reach across the aisle to these people when they have no values to reach to. They are spineless criminals. Put them in prison. 0357
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m going to write her a strongly worded email. 2602
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Cool—no more golf courses, then, too. I’m down. Let the duffers work on their mini-golfing. 030
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Played high school football with Latinos, his childhood best friend is trans, his favorite band is Judas Priest, none of that shit matters. 040
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My face on Mt Rushmore will be a military necessity. I’ll shoot lasers from my eyes and fire from my mouth. We’ll always win! 000
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Outstanding message: If you’re healthier, and we can exploit your labor for just one more year, we’ll make a trillion dollars. And all you have to do is work one more year. It’s an offer you can’t refuse. 010
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sir, no, sir, I do not have an erection in the morning! 000
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Self regulation has always, no, wait, _never_ worked. 000
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I keep taking things to my grocery store to sell them. Shoes strings, old tennis rackets, a flag. But they never buy them. So I quit buying their goods. Now we have an even trade balance. 000
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What if he gave a press conference and nobody came? 081
nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dude has the tiniest understanding of public service. 110