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From there to here and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know, I’d like a vice president that shows some knowledge and possibly even expertise in political systems. Dreamer!
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is he American?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whoa. What a story to be told…
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s so desperate to be liked —
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t fuck it up now, my man. Please.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yes! And when Orange Mussolini blocks off Congress, I want to see mf’ers climbing the walls like the South Koreans.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ha! He was the reason for including bestiality!
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I taught high school English for 18 years. This was a common excuse for not having finished a paper.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Essentially almost over with. Like COVID.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In this, as in all things, every accusation is a confession. Musk—weirdo, Luckey—beardo, Gingrich—fatty.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is one huge pile of shit in that photo, holy cow—
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, um, do we have to start saying “vaygun” now?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happened to me, too, Ned, but I’ve come to accept the better vision. I even remember them most of the time.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is ”checks” in quotation marks?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here’s my government check for $11.46. Can I get my colonoscopy now?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you know nothing about history, everything you do is historic.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Wizard of Oz Characters Get Scared
Alt: The Wizard of Oz Characters Get Scared
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those are the qualifications, right?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t y’all like running?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is he wearing a bagel?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s excellent at fucking shit up.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I retired last summer, and in November bought a drum set. I’ve always wanted to play, never knew how to even learn. I am having more fun than I ought to be allowed to have.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is such a fucking joke. These guys are pitiful.
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Dawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The trailer for the documentary that a vacuous billionaire wants disappeared. Like the thousands of federal jobs his doge dudes removed. Like the citizens & immigrants removed from American streets. Please watch & repost. Thank you for your attention to this matter. youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unplug
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know, maybe he just says shit that pops into his damaged brain and really, he has no idea what he’s doing. Maybe?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey there, we’re Guns. We think we’re pretty dangerous, and we should be regulated. We can destroy all of humanity. GOP: Whatevs. We’ll wait until you kill everyone and then prosecute you. If you’re in the wrong party. Or you’re someone we don’t agree with.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody gonna let the guy run from tr***
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boebert drops hers all over the pace…
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We hate him.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How deeply stupid is Mike Rogers?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Valueless bastards. We can’t reach across the aisle to these people when they have no values to reach to. They are spineless criminals. Put them in prison.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m going to write her a strongly worded email.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Realignment
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cool—no more golf courses, then, too. I’m down. Let the duffers work on their mini-golfing.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
24 hours?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Played high school football with Latinos, his childhood best friend is trans, his favorite band is Judas Priest, none of that shit matters.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bff
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My face on Mt Rushmore will be a military necessity. I’ll shoot lasers from my eyes and fire from my mouth. We’ll always win!
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Outstanding message: If you’re healthier, and we can exploit your labor for just one more year, we’ll make a trillion dollars. And all you have to do is work one more year. It’s an offer you can’t refuse.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sir, no, sir, I do not have an erection in the morning!
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Self regulation has always, no, wait, _never_ worked.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My brother has a GED and two masters degrees.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, they’re right, aren’t they?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I keep taking things to my grocery store to sell them. Shoes strings, old tennis rackets, a flag. But they never buy them. So I quit buying their goods. Now we have an even trade balance.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He didn’t pay it back.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What if he gave a press conference and nobody came?
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dude has the tiniest understanding of public service.
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nedbarrett 🌈 @nedbarrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s so red
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