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NecronomiTom

@necronomitom.bsky.social
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RPG enjoyer, vizier for hire, shounen meathead, hill wandering cryptid (He/They) 30+

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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 1h
Anyone courting Fukui is either looking for a project to work on more than a partner or has fantasies about being savaged by wild animals they're hoping to live out. She lives as a weapon, so either grab the hilt or press the blade to your neck, but don't try to make it a display piece.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 2h
She is not a majestic beast, she is rooting through your garbage at 4am on a tuesday.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 4h
The face of a maiden in love
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 18h
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 6h
I think I just heard a targeting reticle. Probably nothing.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
maximumgraves
to be honest, i only personally care about plotholes when they appear in writing i already have a bunch of other problems with. if i like something enough, i'll give it a pass/invent an explanation in my head. i can't find the exact quote, but roger ebert said something about this. to paraphrase: "the movie's problem wasn't [such and such inconsistency], its problem was that i was bored enough to be thinking about that."
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Diabolical reaction image
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Smelling like a wet dog down there
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having a enigmatic figure appearing out of nowhere and delivering the most vague foreshadowing possible would be infuriating normally, but since you know exactly what their deal is, they can just go ham and be as cryptic as they like.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, I see... Terse to the point that her responses are either a stare, a nod, or just walking away mid convo. A kick to the shins if she's feeling particularly expressive.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I imagine her as being quite terse - In Dahlia's case it would be because she knows it will bore her the fastest so she leaves her alone, and in Ash's case it would be because quick sharp commands (like how you'd command a dog) would cut through her tendency to argue over things.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's the standard reaction to Dietrich
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aalto winning a game of Mario Party.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being smaller makes levitation magic easier. Or short mages prioritize it more than others. One of the two.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If she can burrow her way out and burst out of your chest like a xenomorph, she'll have grown strong enough for you to adopt her. Otherwise, she will perish.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
[Photograph of a small owl perched on a gloved hand. Red arrows point to its features with the following text labels: "Pointy 'ears'", "Big eyes", "Whiskers", "Eats mice", and "Soft". At the bottom, a bright green banner reads "This is a Kitty 👍" next to a circular inset photo of a tabby cat with a green checkmark.]
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't worry boss, just run a few corruption arcs and they'll be saints in your temple. You can get a bunch of worshipers that way.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was holding them back...
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meanwhile the head maid has an immaculately trimmed pentagram.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
once again, my therapist is pressuring me to take these signs down
PLEASE DONT ALLOW
ANYONE
TO HELP YOU OR BE CLOSE TO YOU
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
By that logic, promiscuity would make for a... Bad Dragon
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe something alchemy related? Whether an alchemist, a test subject, or one then the other, there's plenty to justify enhanced durability, and lots of opportunity for drawbacks and requirements.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤔Vessel for an ancient curse of ruination - Naturally sustained by undying grudges. Their presence passively causing the downfall of things around them was of interest to Dahlia, but proved to much a hassle to game effectively. Makes a mean pizza despite the last 7 joints they worked at going under.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cougars recognize Haschen as a kindred spirit and invite him to hunt alongside them.
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Yotomoe @yotomoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 4 Agatha and Gengar
As the frail old woman slams her cane down a shadow creeps up the wall behind her. Its twisted shape forming into a wicked grin.
Elite 4 Agatha wants to Battle!
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're passionate about your interests, genuinely funny, and pretty to boot.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Girls be looking like Anko and be asking this
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You and Meti establishing your relationship
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly boss, I kept forgetting whether or not I fed em and ended up doubling meals a bunch. They've started to get chubby, we might need to walk em more.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Empress is absolutely the type to do the Goku thing of holding back at the start of the fight and gradually stepping on the gas - a one sided bout offers much less in the way of sensation so she'd rather trade blows for as long as possible Defeat is less of a concern than her foe tapering off early
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've always pictured Empress's main limitation being vanity - the only thing stopping her from mulching everything in an expanding whirlwind of bladed viscera is her sense of aesthetics. The bone spears must gleam, the scything arcs of blood must criss-cross just so, the exposed muscle must glisten.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ash constantly being batted about in the realm of the inhuman because of how fiercely she clings to her humanity. Between near certain victory as a monster, and near certain defeat as a human, she aims for the human win no matter what the odds. Choosing humanity despite the personal cost.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was ONE silt strider in dragonborn, but it was too old to travel.
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I imagine open conflict between factions leads to a visit from Mister Thorne, so the various competing factions mainly rely on increasingly intricate and esoteric forms of hazing to establish control over their rivals.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like for Angelica, stamping out splinter cults that pop up around particularly charismatic agents is probably one of the most frustrating parts of the job. Herding cats is hard enough without a religious schism to navigate.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She'd look at a random final girl, say "you know, the apocalyptic harbinger I birthed is around your age", and make them overheat so badly that smoke starts coming out their ears. A fire hazard is what she is.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah jerking it in bed is pretty standard.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One color at a time, from least to most favorite flavor.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My thinking is that Hammerfell is an ideal crux point if war between the Empire and the Aldmeri Dominion starts back up, since both factions have controlled it at some point. If the Thalmor have been deposed, but the Dominion is still kicking, then a three way struggle can have plenty of nuance.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've always assumed that's where ES6 would be set if they ever actually make it. It's current political climate is extremely charged, it has a unique cultural power they could include (swords-singers), and it has some of the oldest dwemer ruins, which never go out of style.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hammerfell is known as "the land of sea and sail". Since it's landmass is mostly desert, port cities are the biggest population centres and most trade is by boat.
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NecronomiTom @necronomitom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoppi Birfdah
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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