a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026rewatched 15 seasons of spn in 3 weeks cant say it healed me 001
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the way i can easily identify the point of hitting rock bottom in my life because i go back to church and start the yearly supernatural rewatch 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026that week of full blown phsycosis every month that immedeatly gets explained by your period arriving right after #cool 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 23/06/2026those random waves of sadness you get like ok i guess i deserve this suffering now #catholic 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 16/06/2026all of the european fans justifying their team sucking by saying arg lost to saudi in 2022 first match and then won. look statically not ALL of you can be arg losing to saudi like some of you are legit playing haramball please realize 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 08/06/2026it kind of feels like as children we spent a lot of time worrying about quicksand when we should have been told more about like mold on the wall and pipes bursting at any time like this is an issue that was not explored at all 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 08/06/2026ive had my septum pierced for over 10 years and ive really found of all piercings this is the one that offends straight men the most like theyre dying to let you know how much they hate it. i enjoy to know i cause them suffering with no effort 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026this place is so peaceful and beautiful i need to be here more 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 08/03/2026oscar piastri and myself have not had a single good day since monza 2025 im going to need an etsy witch to provide a cleaning seance 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 03/03/2026periods after 30 are just so incredibly unserious like why do i need this 130
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/12/2025think now its the time to pull out my xmas playlist made up of entirely two songs 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/12/2025roman roy being netflixs intellectual property just isnt right 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 06/12/2025the way my life has been ruined everytime the wdc f1 decision goes into ad we need to do something about this 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 03/12/2025i bought some earplugs to sleep and that + face mask is absolutely incredible. soon ill reach complete sensory deprivation. ill put myself in a tank. 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 30/11/2025human beings should have not created sports. like whats the enjoyment in this. like my head is on mars in a sunday over racing cars 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2025why us every picture of oscar since september giving this 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2025getting close to the holiday season only means the ideal week for a vacation in a phsyc ward is coming up 010
Reposted by a ball thats a melonLandeg @landeg.world · 08/05/2025Locked/private accounts are your loss leader as a social media site. Your most prolific posters will never migrate to you if they can't also maintain a separate little speakeasy where they go to bitch about work and post dick & balls 010426
Reposted by a ball thats a melonGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”vulture.comHunter Schafer ‘Shocked’ Her New Passport Lists Her Gender As Male“I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.” 6183691649
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 28/01/2025the days were ive eaten, showered and im in bed by 8pm watching my silly little shows aaaa maybe life is worth living 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025baile inolvidable is quite literally THE song 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 24/01/2025getting a pap smear today meaning this day is more than a thousand 9/11s 030
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 21/01/2025having one of those astronaut lamps that project stars and nebula onto youe ceiling and walls has really never killed yourselfed me on my darkest days 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 20/01/2025one of the most important and historical dates of the year 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 12/01/2025sometimes you watch a movie from the 90s and youre like they rly spent 20 million dollars on this. incredible decade 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 10/01/2025yesterday i was going to say "tomorrow might be the day were everything goes right." and guess what. it wasn't. actually everything that could go wrong did to the point of laughter because of how ridiculously wrong it went 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/01/2025the scene on unfriended when she goes on chatroulette to get help -> the scene on trap when she goes on instagram live for someone to call the police. like moments when you know a film is about to become an icon 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/01/2025people think that the worst part of living with anxiety is when you spend months and years worrying about a possible outcome and it never happens but its actually when exactly what you feared happens bc you realize you are right about everything and validates the crippling fear you live with 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 04/01/2025being in your period in summer is worst than getting shot multiple times in the kneecaps im very serious about this 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 30/12/2024crazy that diet coke has no negative known side effects. just amazing we can consume it without a care in the world 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/12/2024tumblr is truly the greatest place on earth bc everyday i can go there and see a stream of the most unhinged posts on earth put on text posts. and everyday there are new ones. 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 23/12/2024sunday night is actually for reflecting exactly what was meant here 000
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 21/12/2024love laying in bed inmoble for hours while disasiociating while my cat walks over me like im dead 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 20/12/2024the truth is they wouldnt even let me enroll in the training for the army to fight the idgaf war. thats how bad im losing 100
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 20/12/2024booking the first crash out of 2025 on jam 1st. we wont be procrastinating 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 19/12/2024my neighbour is in the balcony yelling on the phone @ her fuckass boyfriend and all i want is to let the breeze in while i watch anime can i please live 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 18/12/2024gonna be honest with you. she kind of changed my life with this 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 14/12/2024my bank implemented a new security measure where you get an email everytime a charge is made to your credit card and let me tell you its a tragedy that as an adult youre the only person who can stop yourself 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 10/12/2024the reality i have to accept is that the only person who would make an adaptation of jesus life delving into him and judas being narrative foils would be ryan murphy. i live w this knowledge everyday 030
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 09/12/2024realized most of my issues could be solved w a lil nap but the thing is i never have time for that lil nap. so i have issues instead 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i hate every single one of my co workers ive realized 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 04/12/2024guys i care about your spotify wrapped. also i love you all very much 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 03/12/2024have to say something innovative that has never been said before. i hate landlords 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 29/11/20242024 was a horrible year but this november came directly from the pits of hell like idk what happened the last 30 days but it can never happen again 010
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/11/2024everyday of 2024 has felt like that video of rob lowe trying to do rcp on a frozen body and the chest caves in. but youre the body 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2024last week i was thinking about how my worst fear was going to a pilates class and for a man to be there well guess what happened todaymedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open .ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open . 020
a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i talked to lorde and she said this was the official supercut video. no she literally said that. yeah. yeah 000