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a ball thats a melon

@neazhda.bsky.social
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love being ugly as fuck and into music

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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
heavy august-september feeling
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
rewatched 15 seasons of spn in 3 weeks cant say it healed me
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the way i can easily identify the point of hitting rock bottom in my life because i go back to church and start the yearly supernatural rewatch
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
that week of full blown phsycosis every month that immedeatly gets explained by your period arriving right after #cool
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
those random waves of sadness you get like ok i guess i deserve this suffering now #catholic
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
all of the european fans justifying their team sucking by saying arg lost to saudi in 2022 first match and then won. look statically not ALL of you can be arg losing to saudi like some of you are legit playing haramball please realize
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
it kind of feels like as children we spent a lot of time worrying about quicksand when we should have been told more about like mold on the wall and pipes bursting at any time like this is an issue that was not explored at all
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ive had my septum pierced for over 10 years and ive really found of all piercings this is the one that offends straight men the most like theyre dying to let you know how much they hate it. i enjoy to know i cause them suffering with no effort
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
this place is so peaceful and beautiful i need to be here more
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
oscar piastri and myself have not had a single good day since monza 2025 im going to need an etsy witch to provide a cleaning seance
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
periods after 30 are just so incredibly unserious like why do i need this
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
think now its the time to pull out my xmas playlist made up of entirely two songs
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
roman roy being netflixs intellectual property just isnt right
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
the way my life has been ruined everytime the wdc f1 decision goes into ad we need to do something about this
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
i bought some earplugs to sleep and that + face mask is absolutely incredible. soon ill reach complete sensory deprivation. ill put myself in a tank.
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
human beings should have not created sports. like whats the enjoyment in this. like my head is on mars in a sunday over racing cars
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
why us every picture of oscar since september giving this
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
getting close to the holiday season only means the ideal week for a vacation in a phsyc ward is coming up
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Landeg @landeg.world · 08/05/2025
Locked/private accounts are your loss leader as a social media site. Your most prolific posters will never migrate to you if they can't also maintain a separate little speakeasy where they go to bitch about work and post dick & balls
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”
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Hunter Schafer ‘Shocked’ Her New Passport Lists Her Gender As Male
“I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
the days were ive eaten, showered and im in bed by 8pm watching my silly little shows aaaa maybe life is worth living
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
baile inolvidable is quite literally THE song
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
getting a pap smear today meaning this day is more than a thousand 9/11s
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
having one of those astronaut lamps that project stars and nebula onto youe ceiling and walls has really never killed yourselfed me on my darkest days
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
one of the most important and historical dates of the year
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
sometimes you watch a movie from the 90s and youre like they rly spent 20 million dollars on this. incredible decade
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
yesterday i was going to say "tomorrow might be the day were everything goes right." and guess what. it wasn't. actually everything that could go wrong did to the point of laughter because of how ridiculously wrong it went
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
the scene on unfriended when she goes on chatroulette to get help -> the scene on trap when she goes on instagram live for someone to call the police. like moments when you know a film is about to become an icon
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
people think that the worst part of living with anxiety is when you spend months and years worrying about a possible outcome and it never happens but its actually when exactly what you feared happens bc you realize you are right about everything and validates the crippling fear you live with
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
being in your period in summer is worst than getting shot multiple times in the kneecaps im very serious about this
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
crazy that diet coke has no negative known side effects. just amazing we can consume it without a care in the world
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
tumblr is truly the greatest place on earth bc everyday i can go there and see a stream of the most unhinged posts on earth put on text posts. and everyday there are new ones.
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
sunday night is actually for reflecting exactly what was meant here
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
love laying in bed inmoble for hours while disasiociating while my cat walks over me like im dead
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
the truth is they wouldnt even let me enroll in the training for the army to fight the idgaf war. thats how bad im losing
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
booking the first crash out of 2025 on jam 1st. we wont be procrastinating
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
my neighbour is in the balcony yelling on the phone @ her fuckass boyfriend and all i want is to let the breeze in while i watch anime can i please live
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
gonna be honest with you. she kind of changed my life with this
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
my tummy hurts so bad. i might die
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
my bank implemented a new security measure where you get an email everytime a charge is made to your credit card and let me tell you its a tragedy that as an adult youre the only person who can stop yourself
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
the reality i have to accept is that the only person who would make an adaptation of jesus life delving into him and judas being narrative foils would be ryan murphy. i live w this knowledge everyday
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
realized most of my issues could be solved w a lil nap but the thing is i never have time for that lil nap. so i have issues instead
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i hate every single one of my co workers ive realized
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
guys i care about your spotify wrapped. also i love you all very much
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
have to say something innovative that has never been said before. i hate landlords
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
2024 was a horrible year but this november came directly from the pits of hell like idk what happened the last 30 days but it can never happen again
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
guys…lets take ibuprofen together
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
everyday of 2024 has felt like that video of rob lowe trying to do rcp on a frozen body and the chest caves in. but youre the body
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
last week i was thinking about how my worst fear was going to a pilates class and for a man to be there well guess what happened today
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a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open .
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a ball thats a melon @neazhda.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
i talked to lorde and she said this was the official supercut video. no she literally said that. yeah. yeah
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