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Ms. Skeet Smoke

@neauxshit.bsky.social
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Im Detroit, Black, and I swear. But I am....somebody. Header by @nikiluv

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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you don't even catch what the commercial is advertising...top tier fail. Somebody tell them idiots that thought a person rising up in a casket was a good idea...smh
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Eat the cake, AnnaMae" #HOTD
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Aye, Janice... S T F U
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That short staffed tower was playing chicken..lol
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ohtani had the weakest single game stats of everyone in that category.. smh #Espys
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A Moscow mix..
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Boom!...Glory be..smh Hell been preheating all month for his arrival.
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Been doing yard work missing all the tea... That horrible tRump d!ck sucker, lying P.O.S is up outta here just like that? M!tch b!tch asz gone too?
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Still in the confirmation stage...that b!tch down under? This shitty summer is looking better
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm late as usual... Is that mf gone for real?
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Heads up...East coast, PA, NY if the temps are 90 and up and there's a Thunderstorm warning in the next 24hrs Please Beware A system moving east rn just did a number on SE Michigan (Det) Trees down etc...it was wild
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
😂 Right Little boy looking like "put me down, please"
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok...there they go 😑
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
😂😂
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NYPD about to need the riot gear....for winning 🤭..smh
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I aint wanna say they were pretty wrong..lol Yes, I curious keyword searched.. These ventures be pretty amazing sometimes
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Hey Google.."
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
They out in full force.. I can just imagine what that true hater app is popping off...smh
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
More like the Knight King 😏
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🤭....Aye 😂😂😂
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
At least they know what the jams are on this verzus.. But no matter how much they cut'm, we know the boy on A LOT of that sh!t 😒
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
All. Ready.
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I knew better but dang lol good looking out
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Marjorie Taylor Greene just revealed she has text messages from Trump that could get her “put in jail” if she releases them. “Donald Trump texted me that if my son gets killed, I deserve it because I was a traitor to him. I’d probably get put in jail if I released the texts. That’s our president.”
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ThePosterFormerlyKnownAsCwnidog @cwnidog1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
But the Republicans *are* drawing districts based on race, Katie. They're drawn to intentionally give white people proportionally more electoral power than their numbers justify.
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
To be clear, assault is not cool. Charge his asz.. This girl was doing too much and as expected, not bright at all.
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Delete alladat sh!t" 🤭
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
She looking looney
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
There should be little doubt or question when this chef loses her case against Stefon...smh Disastrous job on the stand
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Omari Sankofa II @omarisankofa.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Pistons are closing this out like there never should've been any doubt about who the better team is
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Pistons did what, again? 😏 #LFG #NBAPLAYOFFS
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Citizen X 7.62 @citizenx762.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We didn't come this far just to come this far fellas‼️ #Pistons
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hot n Ready arena gone be LIT!!
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Tell'm! 😂 Detroit, what?
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hot n Ready arena live
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ho..ly
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ohhh...Vaaa 😁
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Be sure to have your tvs on anything that won't be interrupted by this bull
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Wolf has his glasses on?
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
😂...that mf had a medical emergency, and all we could see was 15 mfs helping his big asz up off the floor
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shooter had to be an old man with a 1920 cowboy revolver... I'm sick of these mfs
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tired of these amateurs
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So what he see? Iown believe it 😒
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Old Man 8thlight @thehomie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's not news to me unless someone ends up at the hospital. We've been here before...
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Definitely what his bald head asz needs! SharkTank deserves a cancel, too.
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Repping kinda weak, host city 🤭
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is the Texas Deadpool gang still around? That pot was crazy when MJ got too high that last time. No one said a word 😒
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
He wasn't? No way 😂
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
No Bet, they tripping Cowards outweigh the probability
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Ms. Skeet Smoke @neauxshit.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"F*ck empathy, get money" - Kalshi John Oliver a genius 😂 Bet!
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