Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 04/11/2025Hey Georgie, it's a crime to fellate the dead, but you can absolutely go fuck yourself. 010
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 19/08/2025I gave her a look that said, huh, life is funny, you never know what's in store. By the way, your hair is beautiful. I'll bet it smells like raisins. 130
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 25/07/2025Murica’s got fascism. Canada’s got sizzlin’ hot lays. I made the right choice. 000
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 03/07/2025I notice people get more attention with food posts than I do talking about things I spent years working on. Unrelated, this afternoon I ate a wonderful sandwich filled with horror, life, tight prose, and character work on white bread. And that aftertaste, holy shit. www.amazon.com/Esoteria-Nea... 030
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 18/04/2025I changed my Netflix username to make their incessant spam a fun part of my day rather than annoying. 020
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 18/03/2025One of the more astonishing experiences of becoming Canadian is the way that the actions of the politicians actually changes the perspective and voting propensities of the citizens. They will not suffer bullshit. Example? The liberals were sure to lose to a Trump-like pol just two month ago? Now: 130
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 17/03/2025Esoteria releases April 8th. It's a monster of a book. Twice as long as most books I've written, and the thing I'm proudest of. Pre-order info will be on here, on Discord, and the stream. Reviews and early buys would be very appreciated. This is a trial run for self-release without Kickstarter. 000
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 26/02/2025The cover art for Esoteria, before title. Fine work by Alessandro Gianna, one hell of an artist. Coming soon. 130
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 10/01/2025Just let this green muppitty motherfucker sit like this in peace for a while, enjoying his damn tea as if it isn't an unsubtle ad placement for Lipton they got a return on of ten thousand percent: 000
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 18/12/2024From Esoteria, horror/low fantasy/literary, coming very soon: 000
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 03/12/2024Whoopsie doodle there, “Shain.” That’s sure some egg on your [Part of Body]. 010
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 27/11/2024If you see this, post a vampire. bsky.app/profile/amph... 100
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 24/11/2024What I’m saying is don’t look back on your old work and despair. Don’t look back at your old work OR despair. Or despair and don’t work? Oh god da static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/image... 100
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 24/11/2024Ohhhhh yeah. Every. Single. Book. It's usually about 1/10th of the length in the end. 110
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 20/11/2024Today we'll be working on the third Hal Taylor book on my stream. It opens with the main character being crucified. That's the bright part of his day. Stream link will post here, in forty minutes. Come and write! Talk! Joke! Live! 010
Neal Bailey @nealbailey.com · 20/11/2024bsky.app/profile/monk... Post you from a different era of your life. 010