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Ndime Apha

@ndimeapha.bsky.social
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Instagram Exit-er. Twitter Quitter. DeadBird Dumper. Dabbler. Maker. Enjoyer of Creative Things. Grownup.

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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Who says men don’t write FanFiction?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
You actually believe that? Really?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
92% of us sure did.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“Most of us thought we would never see it…” We know. 92% of us (including one Kamala Harris) warned you it would happen.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Throw a baseball at me at almost 100 mph velocity. Gahtdamn right I’d be afraid.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Just starting last year. They’ve been killing us for DECADES and nobody gave more than a “too bad”. Now? White people are getting gathered up and *now* it’s horrible.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Especially not expecting it if they’re White.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Target CEO: brian.cornell@target.com
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
brian.cornell@target.com
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Yep. And I’m not planning to go back anytime soon.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I thought it would’ve been the white woman because…well…you know. But no. It was a white man getting treated like a Black man that got them outraged.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Made another Moravian Star this past holiday season. It’s almost finished. Just waiting for me to stop by Michael’s and get a proper ribbon for hanging it. #epp #englishpaperpiecing #hamdstitching #moravianstar #craftsky #quiltsky #sewsky #stitchsky #makersgonnamake
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Because the majority of these people are white and they didn’t think it affected them…until that a white lady got shot in the face and peaceful demonstrators started getting pepper sprayed and gassed by tr^mps Gestapo.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I hope they’re contacting their House and Senate reps because “flooding the internet” isn’t going to do a gahtdamn thing.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The non-voters will receive nothing but scorn, derision, and mockery from me forever.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I thought I was turning it up because I’m getting old.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I don’t need to see a film about a woman’s rage.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
President Monty Hall.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Yessssssss…
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He said something right…this time. Doesn’t make me want to stand anywhere near him, though.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#1 Vote for better Democrats; #2 Do your due diligence as a voter and follow up on them during their term. Don’t just vote and think the job is done. Your representatives don’t know what you want unless you tell them. #3 Make sure they’re not the Minority Party with no power. (See #1)
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Damn. And they’ve already attempted to cover it up. Thankfully the coverup is failing.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
To you.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You know this, how?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I’d get them for my office but we can’t use Bluetooth at my workplace. 😢
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Please give some examples!
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
An anime hologram. With headphones and built-in cameras. Yeah, no. Hard pass.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Is there another place to watch other than on DeadBird?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Depends on which set of friends you ask.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
People who voted for this, I hope it bites you in the ass. Same for people who didn’t bother to vote, and those who told people not to bother voting. May the bill payments you mail never be on time. May everything you count on to be received on time be late AF because Postmarks don’t count.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
NORAD Santa Tracker is, like…
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“Nearly”?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
How?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The fish rots from the head down. So many of these people need to be disbarred. Then brought up on charges of the Legal version of Malpractice…and Treason.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Our Government didn’t. Somebody was ordered to say that.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You know that there are people in the House who are trying to do what you sent them there to do, but anyone who tells you they’re going to do it alone is a liar. [cue “I’m Just A Bill” by Schoolhouse Rocks]
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Are you trying to meet a deadline? Put your needles down. Wrap any remaining unfinished gift project(s) with a note saying: “Soon…” Call it a day and enjoy. If they are getting something made by you, they understand. If they don’t, keep the thing. Give it to someone who deserves your work. 😁
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Who says you’re not allowed? Is there a law I didn’t know about? You’re allowed. And people are allowed to read your opinion or ignore it. So, post!
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Where TF did $900 Billion come from?!? We cant afford Healthcare for Americans, but *this*?
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Who’s eating Happy Meals? Damn.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If they weren’t so scared and knew how rubbish their policies are, they wouldn’t go to such lengths like ultra-gerrymandering.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hey @lolabeanyarnco.com! Tell Lola that her Danger Zone colourway is 🤌🏾💋! #lolabeanyarnco #lolabean
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
No, baby. Chaos is here.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What do you suggest “we” do about it? Some of *us* told you all this would happen if that man was elected and allowed to select SCOTUS justices. Talk to people you know who didn’t vote. Ask them why *they’re* letting them get away with taking our rights and letting tr*mp be an authoritarian.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My suggestion is: Don’t do that.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
At least it wasn’t f’ing Paramount or Comcast.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
At least they beat Paramount and Comcast.
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Ndime Apha @ndimeapha.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
She was Appointed by 8”x10” Head Shot. Not by any qualifications.
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