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LaPlace’s OTHER demon

@ncalcote.bsky.social
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Purveyor of ugly margaritas, Dabbler, recent tenant of Empty Nest, NY, teacher, retired reservist, kickboxing nerd. Remember kids, it’s ok to punch nazis.

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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 5h
I’m trying to grade tests. Ned insists on a better work/life balance for me
A small gray cat staring, judging me while sitting on essays
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is an African American secretary at my school married to a white retired marine who is threatening to leave NY if Hochul gets re-elected. I look at her and think “the party you love so much would annul your marriage if it had the chance”
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He made all those? Pretty good director
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cops need to be treated like Barney Fife until they can demonstrate more reasonable threat assessment
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Barney Fife: Ooh Boy, Shocked Expression
ALT: Barney Fife: Ooh Boy, Shocked Expression
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Charlie Brown didn’t have hoes
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My ass he will.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, the only liberals who will attack him are blue haired soibois shooting their gayguns
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The lowering price ship is currently disabled in the strait of Hormuz, and getting it going again will take more than ending the war.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A mere pup! Cool one, though
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve got a group of 8th grade girls trynna kill me. I gave them a test with three 2 paragraph questions and they wrote multiple pages. The last one here is on page 3 of her last question. Girl what are you doing, I have 50 of these to read!
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had the realization that the time between the BEGINNING of WW1 and my birthday is the same as my birthday to today
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sharing reporting from the British Broadcasting Company has to be good enough to sacrifice 10 minutes of class time.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For who’s consumption?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jail
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Astonishing that people everywhere are realizing that shit’s fucked up and are saying”I’ll vote to the people who want to make it worse”
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hegseth has taken out more American generals than Iranian ones.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It just touched a nerve, and the beast reacted with much anger
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That sounds like a damn fine evening
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep him and his entire lineage needs to be salted
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
9-10th grade on the field, 11th in the bleachers very likely drunk or high, 12- I ain’t nowhere near a school function
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alarmed? I’m hoping for at least one bankrupt Ellison
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my next house plan. We have the property, now we need to build the house and it seems that is dicey. But if we can swing the house, I’m getting a little tractor
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
24yo bricklayer who worked for the landscaper who put our sidewalk in could hardly straighten his fingers.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
share a tv show that raised you
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Laverne And Shirley Jumping Rope Fun
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They should offer the ≈40% of their population that are guest workers full citizenship if they fight Saudi’s battles. Would be cool to see a Mamluk dynasty in the 21st c
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just sent a message asking my doc to review my vaccine history and to advise what I should do. I’m thinking I probably got a booster in 07 when I was mobilized for Iraq, be damn even that was nearly 20 years ago
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, off to ask my doctor when my last MMR shot was.
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🌺Red Hibiscus🌺 @redhibiscus23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because charging them with treason is the only thing that fits
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kaguneenie.bsky.social @kaguneenie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Making things more affordable” by failing to fund infrastructure is so fucking stupid.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a metaphor for the financial situation of the vast majority of Americans
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, so these players should have been vaccinated for mumps ≈16-18 years ago. Perhaps we have been rotting from the inside for much longer than we supposed
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They only thought as far as “democrats should never win”
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of different types of blizzards here. Noreaster usually brings fluffy snow. Lake effect isn’t usually a blizzard. A western front brings real heavy snow, a southern front will bring the dreaded “wintery mix” of snow, sleet and/or ice. Northern front gets damn cold
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sadly, it was probably the old that caused the disk to pop, not the treadmill. The treadmill was probably coincidental.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m in western NY, when its a snow noreaster that reaches all the way to here it’s very cool. The snow is different somehow
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta do it. Good on you!
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m pretty sure that would, in my case at least, result in a much more catastrophic spill than a bottle of water.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh the conspiracy theorist thing. I sometimes feel like I’m going crazy. “Wait they’re doing what?” Why would they do that? That sounds like something a batshit crazy conspiracy theorist would come up with
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A thought that keeps running through my mind is “what if the only reason we haven’t had an economic collapse yet is because all the billionaires are throwing their weight into keeping it from wrecking the midterms, but if the midterms wreck the GOP anyway then they will crash the economy for spite”
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have 28oz orange yeti that I always fill, carry to work, bring it home and then use to fill the cat dishes because I just can’t quit that being on the edge of dehydrated feeling
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s amazing
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love this. I have a homemade poster in my classroom that says “Don’t believe every quote you see on the Internet -Abe Lincoln
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’re using the whataboutism of the Soviets, so that screams communist, but you have the tissue thin skin and nationalism of a fascist. Both sides of the red-brown axis whinge about liberals, so I’m going to just write you off as a fucking loser one way or the other.
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Whataboutism | Definition, Examples, Etymology, Logical Fallacy, Politics, & Facts | Britannica
Whataboutism is the rhetorical practice of responding to an accusation or difficult question by making a counteraccusation, by asking a different but related question, or by raising a different issue ...
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the most part, it already is. Rule of law from top to bottom in the government needs to be restored
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LaPlace’s OTHER demon @ncalcote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s not what he did. Sounds like a hit dog hollerin’ to me
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