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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 18m

I have five jokes lined up already and I trust you’ve got them all beat

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 22m

He’s so good at this.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 1h

They’ll probably turn it into PPV so you-know-who can make more money off of it.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 1h

The rest of the world is moving on without us.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 1h

It’s in moments like these where I’m glad my job doesn’t require me to have a WNBA podcast where I might accidentally be too honest in my appraisal of these nine media members.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 2h

I need to know who gave ANYONE other than A’ja a vote

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 2h

Whew! On one hand, I’m glad the WNBA keeps these votes private, but NINE voters chose someone other than A’ja Wilson as MVP. Is there a way to check if these same people believe that the moon landing was fake and the earth is flat, because…???

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 3h

My wife takes surfing pics and sells them on Etsy. Check this one out.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 3h

Do you ever get the sense that Boomers would prefer to die off rather than admit they were wrong?

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 5h

“I’d like to speak with your manager,” said the onion ring. ^^^ That’s up there too

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 5h

Did his “Superintelligence” give JD Vance that definition for “Socialism” today?

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 6h

This goes a long way towards explaining his reading of the Constitution

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 18h

Totally agree. Shohei hasn’t been the same since he got hurt and Milwaukee can really go

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 19h

I mean, take the wide open layup

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 21h

If we had “The Basketball Awards” the Dream would win for “Best Play Design” for that play. Incredible

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 21h

If some of these new fans are tuning in tonight, they are getting a show

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 22h

His name ain’t Minimum Muncy

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 23h

You don’t see a national broadcaster criticize refs this harshly often. That’s worth noting

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hadn’t thought of that one. Interesting

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just a crazy theory here… The increased eyes that Caitlin Clark brought to the league exposed many new fans to something important. A’ja Wilson is damned good. Napheesa Collier is damned good. Angel Reese is damned good. Breanna Stewart is damned good. Etc. Etc. Etc. A rising tide…

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I really enjoyed the final episode of Ted Lasso this season.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whatever happened to Sam and Andy? Those two had a run at the old place during the prime Warriors years with posts like this

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The way Shohei Ohtani’s health is described by local Dodgers radio is WAY different than what you hear on the national broadcast

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You wouldn’t believe the scene if I explained it so a pic makes sense

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Calling NBA highlights last night. Auditioning for the part of a big dog in a cartoon today. This is my weird life.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m old enough to remember when I wasn’t constantly annoyed by a bombardment of ads when I clicked on The Athletic

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s a reason Outkast wrote “Cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin’ a milkshake in a snowstorm.” RIP to a legend

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s the preseason so we called it a Top 5, but trust me, it’s a Top 10. Enjoy!

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NBA's Top 5 Plays of the Night | October 5, 2026

YouTube video by NBA

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s the preseason so we called it a Top 5, but trust me, it’s a Top 10. Enjoy!

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NBA's Top 5 Plays of the Night | October 5, 2026

YouTube video by NBA

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

😂😂😂 I genuinely wish I still got nervous

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We’re about to find out if I can call one of these NBA Top 10 things again

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Joker: And Here We Go

ALT: Joker: And Here We Go

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When I was a kid, I went to school with his daughter. As I recall, she was nice, but it was always a wild occasion when Tammy Faye would walk down the hall with all her makeup on and Jim tagging along. Incidentally, this is the same school *Steph Curry* went to in Charlotte.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It was a very early/perhaps preseason injury as well. Again, no clue what this one is but I thought I’d share for context

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Definitely. He would have been a much more impactful prospect and probably a year earlier to the NBA if not.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have no idea about the injury to Ariel Hukporti, but I was working for the NBL when he suffered a season ending Achilles injury while playing for Melbourne United.

melbourneutd.com.au

Ariel Hukporti injured, out for NBL23 season | Melbourne United

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Assuming everyone is healthy, who is the 76ers leading scorer this year?

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just saw a pretty decent list of folks departing Unrivaled. Anything consistent behind that?

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I could spend an eternity trying to decipher that emoji and not get it. I knew from the start you were too cool for me, Law😂👊

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m pretty confident in where I rank globally in terms of calling NBA highlights and understanding an entire highlight operation. But I think I’d also be VERY good at picking talent for NBA studio shows and putting that team together. Maybe in another life…🤷‍♂️

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m not way in the trenches on this, but from what I’ve read, this makes sense to me

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dear Beau, A player can be great even if they don’t emerge from La Masia. ^^^Repeat. And again.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is this a recommendation?

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

At my old gig I once had a conversation with someone in management that went something like this. Him: “We can’t fix the problem. There’s nothing we can do.” Me: “What if you threw $10 million at it?” Him: “Well of course that would fix it.” I learned a lot from that exchange.

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t think the real estate crash is fully here yet, but it’s not *NOT* here either.🤷‍♂️ A $700k house is down to $175k to $525k in this case…

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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I saw our pictures every day! Miss you guys.

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