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I greatly underestimated the sheer volume of rings that can be produced from two onions. My plate is full but nobody is awake to share with me. I feel selfish and voracious and monstrous and alone.

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I'm actually amazing at this every mistake I've ever made has been forgiven in this very moment

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I lied I'm about to deep fry onion rings on my stove with no prior experience

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Actually I don't care I'm shiny hunting Drilbur in Wellspring Cave and then going to bed

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I feel like an ungrateful burden on my coworkers...everything I do or say immediately strikes me as dismissive or inconsiderate in hindsight, but I don't want to apologize too much for fear of coming across as self-centered or insincere

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Okay so I lowkey think they're slashing my hours but they reduced my broiler shift drom 9 hours to 5 so I'm okay with this trade-off I think

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I'm not gonna lie when I move between multiple seats in a library and everyone is coughing with their mouth wide open into the air I get incredibly violent thoughts

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

What is vibrating in my room right now bro

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I sincerely thought there was only one food I absolutely couldn't stomach (potato salad). However, I just made pasta with the only sauce I could find in the pantry (smoked beetroot chutney). It was too sweet, so I tried to balance it out with garlic caesar dressing. I almost threw up.

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

There's nothing to do in my city...I just want to make friends or like do ANYTHING...I'm genuinely considering walking 6 km just to see if I can find an aggressive turkey someone claimed was at a random intersection

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When yo suit classy but it's irritating the hell out of your left nipnip

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Ok I'm literally in the room waiting for my doctor to come in with my blood results but I like really need to shit

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Now why did the offender transport truck just pull into the Tim Hortons drive thru

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For a second I thought "is this why I don't have friends?" before laughing out loud because there's no chance. This is my best work this could never be why

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Subpar shift just ended; I have a new rule idea. By ordering at the restaurant you agree to the possibility of immediate dismemberment should you irritate the cashier for upwards of 60 seconds

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I need to shit and my 7 hour shift starts in three minutes. Employee and customer restrooms are occupied. How much do you want to bet this is the time they'll make me take my break at the end of my shift

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I looked away for a second from a Brown Marmorated Stink Bug hanging out with me on my break and it has collapsed onto its back with minimal signs of life

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Just remembered how my eighth grade science teacher singled me out and made fun of me for using white text on a yellow background fuck you Robert you'd be able to see that shit if the drinking didn't fuck up your eyesight

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I don't have people friends yet so I've been trying to befriend the bugs. But I get scared easily when they creep up on me unexpectedly. I think the only ones I'm truly comfortable with are fruit flies, ants, and silverfish (very quiet or silent, polite, move slowly). I hope to expand this list.

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Eating my own pussy out and it has a rather pescatarian odour. Call that autofilletio

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the struggler @nawg.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My shift manager was impressed with my work and offered me a free combo on them...I thanked them profusely and said I'm fine with just a shake...I hope they don't think I dislike them

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