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Navin R. Johnson

@navinjohnson.bsky.social
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Random son of a bitch. Paid in woims.

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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Call my bodyguard
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Indiana Jones voice* It belongs in a cup.
Still from The Jerk.  Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) eating from a cup that says “Pizza in a cup”
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d just get my hands a bit wet, but I guess I’m built different
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She scrolls not for me 😞
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tom Waits #catbands
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s right
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really hoping there’s a carve out here for Buffalo buffalo.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I only have one word to describe that guy Barton? Fink.”
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With an eye to “making an example “ I think I’d probably include at least a couple folks who might claim they were “just following orders.” Like Big Balls and someone in USSOUTHCOM involved in the murders of supposed smugglers on boats. Don’t know who I’d take off though, to be fair.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I kind of did just show up here, but it took just a couple months to fall in love with it. 20+ years later and my older kid is at O High and the younger will follow in a couple years. I’m so happy that they’ve grown up here. Confidence and ease that I couldn’t dream of at their ages.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this about W-. Ope. Never mind.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Media tab going wild rn.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno man. Deserved in my opinion. Pass that guy a joint and you’re never seeing that puppy again.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picked some like this up at Costco The packaging really hid the ball.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can I say something without people getting mad?
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, has this video escaped disc golf bro containment?
m.youtube.com
What the fuck, richard
YouTube video by moorent
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean, that’s roughly my rate of visits to the West Bay over the past couple decades.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Uhmm. Not sure you’ll want a citation from this source.
This persons profile. 

“Pro-housing. Pro-density. Pro-HSR. Pro-solar.
Pro-nuclear. Pro-technology. Pro-Al. Pro-cryptocurrency. Pro-decentralisation. Pro-capitalist. Pro-abundance. Pro-natalist. Pro-babies. Pro-human. Pro-civilisation. Pro-world.
Pagan. True to the Earth.”
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tony Cavalero as Keefe in Righteous Gemstones
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My favorite part of this story is that that the redone cover still showed (a) manhattan on fire.
The redone Party Misic album cover depicting a hand holding what looks to be a manhattan cocktail with flames on the top, with a can of gasoline in the background
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Move bitch, get out the way
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Could be wrong but I think Ace is a franchise type operation, so maybe *less* risk of paying someone noxious?
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe something like: “What some have in different area codes”?
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“We have Jean Reno at home” looking-ass dude isn’t he?
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gotta be twisted metal 2 for me. Only game I was ever actually good at.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For a while there, kid me was actually was pretty good about looking up words I didn’t know in the dictionary. Looked up the definition for “hors d'oeuvre,” got the gist of it and promptly spent a couple decades thinking that “hors d'oeuvres” and “orderves” were synonyms.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If by “it” you mean the day ahead , yes. All morning. Worked great in the shower. Made a mess when I was brushing my teeth though.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Relatedly, this book is rad.
en.wikipedia.org
The City & the City - Wikipedia
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hell yeah dude. Congrats
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Young Marble Colossi
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AP HATES this one weird trick!
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes, I’m old.
static.klipy.com
Phil Hartman: Colon Blow Cereal Pyramid
Alt: Phil Hartman: Colon Blow Cereal Old SNL ad. A pyramid of high fiber cereals appears under Hartman
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
psst. Dames don’t like to be called broads.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I kinda did this with my younger kid. He’s got like 15+ names in regular rotation. 😬
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As someone responsible for about … $0.07 cents of that, you’re welcome. (Happiness reissue is great. A regular in my rotation lately.)
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was steadfast that Eric Swalwell was a piece of shit since I interacted with him when he was a city councilmember. Little did I know the extent of his shittiness, but the ego/selfishness was there all along. Hated seeing him being lauded as a Resister
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bring 👏back 👏 Bitch 👏 Planrt
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Man, same. Lincoln in the Bardo was just fucking devastating (and so, so good)
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There are other examples, but Lincoln in the Bardo wrecked me. I have two kids who were about Tad’s age at the time, so that probably didn’t help.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They should stuff him like they did his great-great-great grandpa so future generations can learn of his stalwart service of the warehouse. www.atlasobscura.com/places/stati...
Photo of a stuffed dog at a train station in Slough.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not when I have to cut it back. Sure is nice to look at though.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Really enjoyed it! Thanks Alex
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I believe the scientific term is the ‘italiano stage’
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Once we’re feeling ready to take the next step we might even throw in a “shit yeah, buddy.” That can leave you feeling kinda vulnerable though. So maybe not.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah, feels like answering riddles three should be a bare minimum
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Also as I understand it, folks in the middle have seen less of the benefits from the “people are growing less poor “ trend. To be clear, I think the trend is overall a good one! Just seems like this gets a bit at the polling problem.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Maybe that’s just it though? As I understand it, the folks who are benefiting from the “people are growing less poor” trend are folks on the poorer end of the scale. So while things may have improved for them, shit also still sucks for them.
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They *finally* made a Dot Matrix funko!
Still from Spaceballs of Dot Matrix, a golden robot with Joan Rivers hair
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You’re gotdamn right
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Navin R. Johnson @navinjohnson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Smdh. Sarah Silverman did it first
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