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Naughty Notophtalmus

@naughtynoto.bsky.social
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NSFW | MDNI | 30+| they/them | fr/eng Did you know? Notophtalmus Viridiscens is a type of Newt. So naughty you could even say... deviant 👉😎👉 Warning: contains yearning, probably waaaay too much information and bad coping mechanisms. And lopsided tits.

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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(It's very much tomorrow's plan if I'm not done before the cute guy I'm seeing arrives)
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Date idea : you play a video game while I finish cleaning my apartment because you arrived the morning, we can start making out as soon as I'm done.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I crave being wanted. Coy glances that turn into feverish stares, hands that start to creep towards me before remembering propriety and politeness. I want to be a spring to a parched traveler and for him to choke on me because he can't stop himself, the sweet needy thing. #sveros
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Taking things slow is what I need, because sex is so easy and all the nice chemicals it creates make me catch feelings too quick and too hard. That being said, I need to get my mouth and teeth on his neck and see how much it'll ruin him.
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Evil Octopus 🔞 Team Rub! @eviloctopusart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#afengage @artfuck.bsky.social first artfuck attack @atabeyoya.bsky.social! someone needed some extra attention I'd say #nsfw #nsfwart #shibari #artfuck #teamrub
their oc BedlamBliss tied up in shibari ropes and hanging from the ceiling
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Nicole @retroflexepeeist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Script is here: www.reddit.com/u/retroflex-... @jarlva.bsky.social was such a good sport! 💚
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[Mature Content] From retroflex-epeeist's profile on Reddit: [M4A] Cramping His Style [Script Offer] [SFW] [Adorkable] [Period Cramp Simulator] [Meta] [Bookstore] [Established Relationship] [Flirting]...
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing extravagant, just a small cheap bouquet of white flowers and pink roses, something easily trashable if I decide not to give him them or he doesn't like them. But he has been a very good sport about my little social quirks, so he deserves flowers.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Despite being in his mid thirties, he's kinda inexperienced. Honestly, so am I, I've only stumbled into relationships but I decided that I'm getting him flowers. I hear men say they're never given flowers, so this one is getting some!
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After three weeks, nearly a month, talking to a guy from a dating app (because of distance, coffee date as first date was not really doable. So, videogames it was.), we have a date! Tuesday, me, him and a museum.
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Mustache Monsieur @moustachemonsieur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would suggest creators block “@down.blue” It’s a vid downloaded bot. I’ve just had a user download a bunch of my videos before I blocked them.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not to objectify men BUT, after learning some information about the guy I might end up dating if the real life meeting goes well, I'm like this :
static.klipy.com
We Have Such Sights To Show You
ALT: We Have Such Sights To Show You
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
LMAO it never fucking misses : guess whose period just started x)
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wanna be fucked to stupidity 🥺 No dating and relationship 😠 only safe person I trust and head between my thighs then dick to my throat, both side 😠
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But hey, progress! Past me would have smothered their gut's reaction and forced themself to like the guy simply because attention like that feels great.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I forgot one crucial aspect of trying to date that I never really experienced, and it's letting someone down. But hey, I did it (am doing it, technically), I think gracefully.
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🔞🐾Puppy🐾🔞 @0foxtogive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anyways, I accidentally clicked on the linkedin profile of my first ex, the one who was partly responsible for the stress that brought on a psychotic episode nearly 15 years ago 💀 I hope SO HARD that the anonymous setting works, I'm not dealing with ANYTHING about him😭
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was feeling sad and maudlin for various reasons (not just the big, recent one) and I decided to look up people from my life, because I'm curious! Yes and a little bit obsessive but nothing bad, it's just curiosity!
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm so sorry... You're always welcome to be a sad sack in my DMs, if you need /want, I really don't mind (I'm all too aware how feelings are weeeeird, man)
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Big hugs to you, Bun, I hope so too :( <3
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love that people are thinking about Page and how that whole situation is fucked, but I don't like seeing them misgendered so often, and I don't feel like correcting people because "hey, you're being compassionate about my friend but you're using the wrong pronouns!" feels... rude?
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's time to do so later, a simple "miscommunications and what appears to be pre-existing mental health struggles led to an awful situation, I hope they get the help they need and the conversation can be reopened when everyone is safe and able to have it" is probably what I would do
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Honestly, even someone who is not a friend, even someone who I share spaces with : the kind, reasonable, adult thing to do when someone felt like their only out was suicide is not to talk at length about their wrongs, how this is impacting me and I did nothing wrong.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Torn between the urge to chomp and to bongo cat, you're a gift to the world, Vamp
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have more thoughts, but too tired to detangle them. Long story short, wanting to be dicked down with feelings but also not too much because I have trust issues and my heart is the equivalent of a trembling chihuahua is complicated, and that's without talking about my inner turmoil.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've started chatting with three guys, one of them is getting ghosted because the vibes are mnyeh and he was too forward. And boy it's terrifying. I don't know how dating works, I've only stumbled upon my past relationships.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ah yes, the secret place (where I show my tits) No tits or butt for now, but some ranting. Not even super negative, it's mostly about autism. I've been hitting the dating apps, as a kind of exposure therapy (getting myself out of my comfort zone, trying to re-learn how to meet people) and so far
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Mauve 🔞 @chubbymauve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy Thursday ;)
Mauve stands in front of a black background with mushrooms printed over it. She wears a black sports bra, black panties, and black thigh highs with white stripes. She smirks down at the camera and hooks her thumbs under her panties to pull the waistband out at her hips.
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Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)💛🤍💜🖤 @hypnoscream.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.
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Ram Lightly @ramlightly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pillow biter
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And like, I'm aware I'm probably not going to find luuuurv, I'm just trying to practice social skills but I'm terrified of that?!
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I downloaded Hinge and I still haven't liked a single profile or picture or anything. Riddle me this : I can show my tits on the Internet and talk about how I love to give head when it's properly appreciated, but risking rejection by perfect strangers is my limit, apparently? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A little sorry to objectify you in your place of work man, but that felt NICE.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm still thinking about him (the cute MRI tech and how easily he helped me sit up when my lower back didn't want to contribute anything after an hour in the scanner) I'm heavy, even on top! And he just... got an arm behind my shoulders and I was sat up, faster than I could register.
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Faded Romantic @afadedromantic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I want to kiss your mouth when it is full of my name
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Angelbun is considering the future @yourinternetangelforever.love · 23/07/2026
something about dimly lit pictures that show just enough you know? ✧ #18+ ✧ #lewd ✧ #xxx ✧ #NSFW ✧ #NSFWbluesky ✧ #NSFWsky ✧ #spicysky ✧ #goonsky ✧ #gooner ✧ #goonfuel ✧ #goon ✧ #goonerbait ✧ #sexy ✧ #tits ✧ #boobs ✧ #tummy ✧ #alt ✧ #alternative ✧ #internetangel ✧ #givememoney
a picture of me taken from the back camera. i am wearing a red velvet two piece (bra and panties) with black sweatpants. The bra has a large cutout in the center of it. I am lit up from behind me. My face is partially illuminated from the light of my phone. My arm rests gently against the doorframe as I look down towards my phone.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I already deleted my dating app profile, because lmao I'm so bad at it. Plus, I'm fat, I definitely not the product there. (I just needed to complain about it somewhere, thanks for your attention, void.)
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I crave people but I can't keep them and also : how the fuck do you meet new people (that could potentially become boyfriends, because turns out I'm heavily demisexual) from your country when you're autistic, agoraphobic and in your mid-30s?
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah, that makes sense. I'm an absolute French cliché T_T
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❄️Professor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There's a second way they don't (want to admit they) like, though. (It's being a bigger brat and leaving them flustered)
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When you've spent your whole life yearning to be loved, every gentle caress will send shivers down your spine 💚🩷 #oc #lesbian #sambianca
Bianca (werewolf form) gently caressing and licking Sam causing Sam to moan and writhe in pleasure
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't know if it's because the temperature is finally low enough that I'm not constantly sweaty or if the sensitivity in my fingers has changed but damn, my tits are soooooft. Unfortunately, caressing one's breasts is not an appropriate self-soothing behavior if you're outside or have company
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Bunny @bunnyxsprinkles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy #sexworkersaturday Be sure to tip your favs, including me! #blackskynsfw #spicycreators #lewdsky #goonsky
A picture of Bunny squeezing her boobs together teasingly while lifting up her shirt.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh you treacherous creature in my chest, how bothersome you are. My mind knows that it's just an idea and possibilities that grabbed us so tight, but you don't care, do you? It shouldn't hurt to hear his voice, and yet. Maybe hurt isn't the right word. A bitter sadness, juste une occasion manquée.
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Making out with a guy I like and feeling him being hard against me, humping me like he needed to be inside me yesterday but he also doesn't want to stop kissing me has to be one of the hottest things ever. Yes, I'm a simple creature who is on their period and therefore extremely horny, SO WHAT.
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xloutlines.bsky.social @xloutlines.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Bunny @bunnyxsprinkles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't have a cute/witty caption for this because I'm tired Tip a bunny gworl today, idk 😂 #blackskynsfw #tittytuesday #spicysky #spicycreators
A selfie of Bunny wearing bunny ears and a pink collar. She's covering her boobs with her arm and smiling at the camera
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Naughty Notophtalmus @naughtynoto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!!!
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🏳️‍🌈Queer and Petty🏳️‍🌈 @pageinabook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ta da! I have a new script fill if you wanna check it out! Shout out to @bluestfairy.bsky.social for the amazing script!
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