Sign in

GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅

@natteringnaybob.bsky.social
695 followers 248 following 19K posts

No joke is too Dad. DC by way of Philly Pronouns: Any of a small set of words that are used as substitutes for nouns or noun phrases. Cis straight white male. I'm fine with whatever you are. Name origin: youtu.be/p9uZvrsAoyE?si=K8M5tW-OTL14

PostsRepliesMedia
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 5h
a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds
140
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 5h
My man looks like he just finished regrowing his head after Agent K blew it off
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 5h
Mister Rogers in the 25th Century
120
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 9h
Is he going to do a bathroom remodel too?
030
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 13h
Ooh, we could do flavors for every season. Winter is peppermint, spring is chocolate, summer is barbecue
110
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Homer: You're... selling what, now? Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [Slams the door] Apu: He's got me there.
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is a grain of truth to that
030
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The best kind of recipe
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I Play Rocky: The June Foray Story
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Worked all week until late, have to work both days this weekend, and all of next week. Last 2 nights, I saw my wife for about 2 minutes each night. Next weekend is TBD. Are we having fun yet?
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@actualkatherine.bsky.social might know
140
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, Sciss, he said he was flying sloe. He has a plane full of gin
020
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, it's a light rail sign
020
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Better Off Dead Calm
150
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I drove past Comet Ping Pong on my way home tonight. Go figure
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, they moved it to Comet Ping Pong
110
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That would require reading
110
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ask myself that a lot. More to the point, why do you follow me back?
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coryellation does not imply causation
020
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Careful, that's a slippery slope
0102
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So much for that job interview
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a single varietal? You would think it would be put together from several different grapes
030
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How can you see when their phone turns green?
110
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They used to!
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will this be an annual event?
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only 5 more to fill out their punchcard
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can get a shirt www.bonfire.com/read-banned-...
bonfire.com
Read Banned Books T-Shirt | Bonfire
Cheers to AACPL as we "read banned books!". A gift to the library benefits the entire Anne Arundel County community. From crayons to large projects, your dollars help...
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably get a lot of false positives
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, most pitchers aren't as good the 3rd time through the lineup
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What happened to sperms A through N?
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Cowardly Lion says Shucks, folks, I'm speechless
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
static.klipy.com
Oz: Scarecrow & Dorothy on Yellow Brick Road
Alt: Oz: Scarecrow & Dorothy on Yellow Brick Road
230
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
Alt: Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@lentesta.bsky.social You got your ears on?
130
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have you given the site a Thoreau investigation?
120
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bas humbug
010
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a song lyric right there
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can never forgive Jalen for going to Nova
020
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I should wear my shirt tomorrow
A black Devil Rays tshirt
120
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
Alt: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
000
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought you bought a bag of Smarf
110
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Set (god of deserts and violence) off the top rope
110
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Amber is the best Amber
030
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beth knows when not to talk
011
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She also brought me an eggplant parm for dinner tonight and a slice of carrot cake, since she won't be home. I smiled when I saw the jam, kissed her, and she didn't have to ask why]
040
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what 30 years of being together actually looks like [Wife ate at a diner yesterday, didn't finish her omelette, and brought the rest home for me. These are the exact 2 jams I would have chosen had I been there.
A packet of orange marmalade and a packet of strawberry jam
161
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you have a Hammond B-3, you should really hang on to that
030
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How can they afford box seats?
020
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish he was a loofah, too
050
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are giving her way too much lat itude
000