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Val

@nats86.bsky.social
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stupidly sarcastic and unfunny Nats fan/lover of all things baseball. sous chef of sorts. likes include the ones you don’t like. stadium count: 19/30

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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
okay the nats listen to me hahahaha
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m so done if we send Nas the plate here
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They are so hospitable here though, and although it’s not my 28th stadium, they insisted on giving me a button celebrating that number anyways (I think this stadium was #5??? Almost 5 years ago now too 😭)
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So glad Miami is accommodating and understanding b/c I was 5 minutes late for my tour after sitting at the 17th street bridge for almost 20 minutes on the way to the stadium today 😅🙄
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean he basically is tbh
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THIS WAS SO FUN My memory with bob kendrick popped up today. What a great trip this was!!
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
YES DO IT CELEBRATE YOU
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
driving back to dc tonight is gonna be really rough lol
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m sorry we traded Curtis EIGHT human days ago??!??!! Wild.
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
places I want to be (a baseball game), positions I want to be in (well stretched, gonna try this at home) and things I want to watch (Abi bombs)
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m so fucking hurt like I know this is so good and I’m buying into this literally but FUCK I LOVE THE dang Aussie man
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I actually can’t right now
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
food was solid overall, they definitely are working on the creativity aspect. Not a travel point but it was good. Experience was solid. they definitely deserve better. Loved it and would absolutely come back, bummed it took until now to get here!
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
coming back to life here did you really go to Coors if you didn’t go a mile high???
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
when we hit .500 on that Saturday game against the O’s, I mathed that it really wasn’t likely that I’d be at the game that we went over .500. And that was the case until this lined up perfectly for today. As much as I wish we did it earlier, I love that I was here for this. So awesome.
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Best Nats win. Over .500. Cleveland is a good place. Stadium #26
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
on a quest to see the Nats play at all 30. Cincinnati tonight is #25. Let’s gooooooo boys!!
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
let’s fucking gooooooo
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
it’s a tentative Skenes day HAHA like why do this to me
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
RIGHT, it’s crazy that there isn’t honestly
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
driving to an airport could be my best bet, or better yet, not being a wuss and driving the 4 hours would be a better bet but there’s no way in hell you could pay me enough to make that drive 😂
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m really trying to figure out if I can swing a Pittsburgh trip for the Monday game. The problem is I need to be back in DC for work Tuesday morning and the flights aren’t early enough unless I fly to Dulles or BWI, neither of which sounds fun 😂😂
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
81 hours to west palm. 3 more work days to survive. Bring it on!! And look at this weather!!
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A big fuck you to talk nats for taking this awful situation and spinning it to make it all about them. Absolute pieces of shit, garbage. read the room: not right now.
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
did this too hahaha
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
new number new jersey same goat 🐐
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
one thing I want to involve myself in more is cocktails and our beverage program so we played around today white chocolate negroni coffee washed gin, blanc vermouth, lillet blanc watch out world
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
YES THIS
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
idk how I’m supposed to finish the work I need to do right now I’m so stoked
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I’m in another outlet on property & I get a phone call from my boss that went just like this: “Val what the fuck I seen you guys just hired a manager” and proceeded to give me the rundown The most unexpected call of my life but man wow. I’m so excited & can’t wait to learn more. Holy fuck
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
2024 raffle anyone? 😂
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I think @nahlikcj.bsky.social and I are going to watch the same number of games together in Terra Club as we did next to each other in our full season ticket seats spoiler: the number for Terra is 2 😂
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I’m so excited for today. SPH of the month, see you later day, not working on a Saturday, seeing my favorite baseball pals, manifesting me winning jerseys off their back… man it’s going to be a good day.
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
over/under how many innings will I cry on Saturday? If it starts now, I already hit the over. 😭😭😭😭
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
see y’all Saturday?? 👀👀
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Guys/managers getting ejected over bad calls will take more time than replays will. This is truly going to be really good for baseball. Couple of good reading links: www.masnsports.com/blog/entry/f... www.masnsports.com/blog/entry/n...
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First game with ABS coming today; Nats to host O's in exhibition finale
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – The Nationals’ third game of the Grapefruit League season today will feature a new wrinkle that wasn’t a part of their first two games: The ABS challenge system.ABS, which stan...
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I was sort of anti-abs for a while, but hearing Drew talk about it, as well as getting to see it at a bunch of spring training games has definitely changed my mind. This provides opportunity for correct calls while keeping the human element. Challenges are so quick, unlike replay.
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Stretching 😂😂
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
GOT ME A CREWS MISSILE OH MY FUCKING GOD????!!!
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Henry warmed up Shin this inning so something’s definitely wrong and I hate it.
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’m fucking sick. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 81
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hahahahaha
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
help what the fuck am I supposed to do help
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
drew hits a triple and there’s me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
me and JB and Nats Philanthropies are connected man. Signed jersey a few years back, now this. His had the snake river farms gift card in it which the chef in me is WILD ABOUT
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
OH FUCK YEAH
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
PaulyD did that for me and @theyarejett.bsky.social 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I don’t think anyone truly understands how freaking excited I am for tomorrow
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
never forget ❤️❤️❤️
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Val @nats86.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This kind of fucked me up a bit b/c it’s just such a unique story. And it sort of just fuels the fire for why I came to love AC so much. Him overcoming it all to be where we are today is that much sweeter. And I love it so much for him. Thanks for sharing Jesse. Come out of retirement more often!
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