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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account

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The illusion of a rebuild.

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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Nats blew like 5-6 games against the Phillies this year and they made the postseason on the final day of the season.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, if nothing else…..DIDN’T FINISH IN LAST PLACE! Hang that mfing banner, baby! Overall positive season I guess considering expectations, but so many missed opportunities.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mark Lerner must’ve been drugged last night to allow someone to touch his checkbook.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The opener “strategy” at its finest.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When it’s all said and done, nearly 1/4 of the Nationals games will have included a blown save. Sure, not every one results in a loss, but the idea of more than one blown save a week on average is something that’s almost impossible to fathom.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That top of the first told me all I need to know. I got work in the morning. No need to stay up for this.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YoYo let’s fuckin go.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If we’re subjected to another year of watching Irvin start games next season, I might legitimately cry.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I guess Lile only wants to play well when the baseball doesn’t matter.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Would’ve never guessed.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A…….walk off win?!??!?
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BREAKING: MLB team learns it’s actually allowed to win a game against the Marlins.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is uhhhh…..not good?
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This team is absolutely shot. Impossibly tough watch.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
JAKE IRVIN IS NOT ANY BETTER THAN MIKOLAS OR LITTELL
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sad. Just sad.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Embarrassing
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Based on mechanics alone, ain’t no damn way this Nicaraguan pitcher is as young as they say on here.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We suck.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh wow look a wasted leadoff double!
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And we had to watch that dipshit Yan act like a dork in front of us.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I fucking hate Lindor so much.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It never fucking ends, man.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Butera with a disasterclass bullpen decision.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lindor is such a douche
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
2 things I’ve noticed wildly impressive about the Cubs this series: they work counts so well and they are insanely good defensively. 2 stats team-wise that don’t necessarily cost a ton of free agency money and make a ton of difference in game. Coaching and development make a big difference.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man, what an outing. This team needs something like that in the worst way.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My god they all suck.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Surely no one saw that coming.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bases loaded, no one out and just 3 abysmal at bats…..again.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jake Irvin, it’s time, brother. This is every start.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sure it’s probably too little, too late, but credit where credits due for the bullpen this past weekend.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Stop putting Vivas in the lineup for fucks sake.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just get TJ and save us the headache. No baseball most of next year anyway.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dude, just have one clean inning. For fucks sake.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mikolas already better with RISP than Vivas.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Another reliever that can’t throw strikes.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m so fucking sick of Arraez killing this team. It’s never ending.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We were Painter’s only pitching win this season. I hate this so much.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We’re a fucking punching back again.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Enough with this shitty opener. Enough with Luis fucking Arraez just dominating the Nats. I’m so sick of it.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hopefully Wood has a better oblique than Crews did last year.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think the frustrating thing here is that the crop of teams in front of the Nats with the exception of the Phils and Cubs is just not that much better than they are, if at all. They were never going to win the whole thing, but if they had snuck in, I’d be nervous to play them in a 3 game series.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I guess it’s almost hockey season?
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It never ends, man.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Shouldn’t have been running on that play regardless, but the umpires blew that call. Love that Butera got run there.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Another stellar base-running play.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m so tired of bringing in nothing but fuckin lottery tickets every deadline. Mind you, we gave up Schwarber for a guy that never even played for the Nats. 90% he’s bagging groceries now.
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Definitely Not Mark Lerner’s Burner Account @nationals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I genuinely think trading Griffin is a mistake. I truly believe the position is/has been so volatile, especially for the Nats, that I would’ve taken the chance on signing him. Maybe they tried and it is what it is, but idk.
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