[ LAMPOONIGAN ] @nationallampoon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024My dogs, if elected, would absolutely trade state secrets for belly-rubs. 000
[ LAMPOONIGAN ] @nationallampoon.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Once. Just one time… Don’t pardon the turkey. #HappyThanksgiving 000
[ LAMPOONIGAN ] @nationallampoon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024BREAKING: Incoming Presidential administration outraged to find cars reliant upon “trans” mission. Horse and carriage industry to receive “massive tax subsidies” according to insider. #News #AutoNews #politics 000
[ LAMPOONIGAN ] @nationallampoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024DEMOCRATS VOW TO “TOTALLY DO SOMETHING THIS TIME. MAYBE.” #Gaetz #EthicsReport #DoNothing #News 000
[ LAMPOONIGAN ] @nationallampoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024SPIRIT AIRLINES FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY: All remaining flights will now include the mandatory “Thanks For Nothing” fee. #Spirit #Airlines #Bankruptcy #FeeYaLater 000
[ LAMPOONIGAN ] @nationallampoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024“MORNING SCHMOES TRADE SELF-RESPECT FOR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Hosts declare it to be the bargain of the century” #News #MorningJoe #Trump 010
