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MLB Playoff Hope @mlbplayoffhope.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
After a 3-8 loss today against the Mariners, the #Astros are now 17-28. Their playoff odds have declined to 7.98% (-1.3299%). See more at mlbplayoffhope.com/#astros.
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Acab includes the rangers
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dudes in Austin, Texas love to wear flip flops and jeans to the function
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#flockhalloween
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s the humidity that gets you and it got me
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As a redhead who’s a first gen Texan does that mean I’m experiencing the most heat and sun of my family tree going back to like… when the indo-Europeans left the Levant…?
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
REMEMBER PORVENIR #gostros
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Here we go
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Maybe I’m a mark but Dropout TV is millennial excellence
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Downtown (and midtown) should co-name the north-south streets from Bagby to Hamilton as 1st-15th Avenues
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So those surveys from Houston World Cup tourists raved about the smoothly paved streets and the Green Corridor right?
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Republic of *Colombia* happens to also be a country assuming the name for our entire hemisphere
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Mica Rosenberg @micarosenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When 18-year-old Elder Chavez was pulled over for going 15 mph over the limit, he tried to show officers docs the US govt granted him after his parents abandoned him in Honduras and he crossed the border alone. He was put in ICE detention anyway. 🧵 1/ www.propublica.org/article/unac...
propublica.org
These Immigrant Kids Were Once Protected. Under Trump, Their Deportations Have Tripled.
A first-of-its-kind ProPublica analysis found that children who entered the U.S. by themselves are being detained and removed at about three times the rate they were during the final years of the firs...
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The only way Mexico was going to score in that game was the way they scored their first goal. After the red card, every second they spent prodding, switching it around and not crossing it back in to 3+ guys in the box was a waste of time
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/07/2026
The question isn’t whether Balogun deserved a red, it’s why soccer’s three punishments are - have a free timeout so your defense can get organized - that’s going on your permanent record young man - we will burn your city, salt the earth and visit destruction upon your house for generations
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“Eat Your Vegetables” ass political party man
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I would’ve been derisively laughed out of law school if I said it then, but it’s just clearly obvious by now that conservative SCOTUS justices are picking their preferred policy outcome and just working backwards
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Other than a brief dalliance in the ‘08 campaign, it was the end of New Dealism in the 70s wasn’t it
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When did the Dem party establishment become the party of “No We Can’t” ?
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s the highest scoring World Cup since 1958, and folks its all because of the Hydration Breaks
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
**To the tune of Wang Dang Doodle by Howlin Wolf** Welllll, im gonna eat a Biang Biang Noodle All night long
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Quality start
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My guess is returning to being the New York Nets but going full patriotic red, white, and blue. Terrible
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Thierry must miss Kate, Jamie, and Micah so bad
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I bet the Brooklyn Nets are at least round-tabling a full on rebrand right now
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok but the Yankees canNOT win though
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve never related to Zohran more than his World Cup picks video where all his references are 10-15 years old
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cool that after 53 years New Yorkers get to feel almost what Astros fans got to feel in 2017
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A trillion dollars? Sounds a lot like a billion, how different can it be?
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Alright if I’m gonna be on this app I cannot be seeing this much Pete Buttigieg
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
HOLY SHIT prosecutors kicked off grand jurors and then re-presented the case against the Broadview 6, then altered the grand jury transcripts to hide it from the judge. www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Parente said during the grand jury sessions, prosecutors used vouching, which he called a "101 no-no for any prosecutor," kicked out grand jury members who disagreed with them, did not disclose that a No True Bill – which indicates no indictment – had been returned to either the defense or the public. Parente also said that after receiving the No True Bill from one grand jury, they re-presented their case after excluding grand jurors who disagreed with them. The grand jury then returned a True Bill to indict the "Broadview Six."

Parente also said that while Judge Perry thought only 30 lines in the transcript had been redacted, prosecutors actually left out entire pages and never informed her.
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My new commute is 2-3 times longer but one thing that’s made it bearable is now always keeping a stock of Car Jerky (beef)
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Deciphering the ancient hieroglyphics
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Damn near certain the eye doctor keeps tweaking my prescription by 0.25 every year just to get me to buy new lenses
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I hate google calendar I never thought I’d miss outlook
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Another round of doordash discourse is gonna force me to post The Meal from when I was in law school and lived on like $16,000 borrowed a year
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
They’re going to aim the media machine at the fourth amendment so that they can do essentially this
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
this is a good one storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Finally, the balance of equities and public interest favor a stay. The Government does not
cite any reason termination must occur post haste. Secretary Noem complains of strains
unlawful immigrants place on our immigration-enforcement system. Her answer? Turn 352,959
lawful immigrants into unlawful immigrants overnight. She complains of strains to our
economy. Her answer? Turn employed lawful immigrants who contribute billions in taxes into
the legally unemployable. She complains of strains to our healthcare system. Her answer? Turn
the insured into the uninsured. This approach is many things—in the public interest is not one of
them
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hello sharks, I’m here to pitch the world’s greatest cleaning product, even better than the scrub daddy, it’s called Your Thumbnail, retailing for $9.99
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What about a podcast but with a live audience, guests, a little more production design, maybe a live band even too ?
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A horse less beaten to death than “W W W dot _______ dot com!”
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Controlled opposition” isn’t insulting enough, we need a slur. The Cast of Rotating Traitors? The ratfuckyourselves ? www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
politico.com
House approves Homeland Security funding amid ICE uproar
Only seven Democrats joined most Republicans in approving the bill ahead of a Jan. 30 deadline.
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gonna bring back the forgotten 90s slang where there were so many touring figure skating shows that you could emphasize anything as “______—On Ice!” as a fun little joke Something’s bad? That stinks on ice!
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Uncle baby ghoul time
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
So the apple weather app and noaa have a full 10 degree difference in their forecast for the high temp on Sunday. Big difference between 31 and 41…
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In college there was this Transient Jake™️ who stayed at my house in Austin for a week who said his big plan was to get into Gems. Like going to some remote places in Asia and Africa and buying gems for cheap and flipping them. I wonder how he’s doing
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Toyota rav4 lost all its charm (and soul?) when it discontinued the spare tire mounted on the back
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nathroom @nathroom.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Its 48 degrees out and this man at the charming bar/cafe has his toes out (wearing flip flops) on an apparent double date and it’s making me question MY choices
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