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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is hockey a watersport?
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Little Fox mini that was requested done by my mother. Apparently she asked the game store employee if they "Had anything normal"
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Last week I posted my first attempt at a Skaven Engineer. I didn't love how it turned out and wanted another go at it. Here's my second attempt (fourth image was the 1st atmpt). Even though I lost the shoulder piece and replaced it with a 💀 (dont hate it too much) I think it turned out much better!
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I've been playing a game where I try responded to "How's it goin?" with the most far flung but hopefully universal umderstandable answers. Some of my favorites have been: •Like an 6th grade recital •Like a sperm in an ass •Like hair metal in the 90s
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My go at my first Skaven Engineer. First my favorite bits: the cloak turned out pretty good and do did the metals and base Bits I'm Critical of: too much green in the mix. Also could get the Warp Stone look right. I've got another model I'll tweak the colors on #Skaven #warhammer #AoS #miniatures
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
First attempt at a Skaven Grey Seer, feeling pretty good about it! #Skaven #warhammer #AoS #minitures
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
First Time Finished my Nurgle Bloodbowl Team! First time painting a bunch of miniatures with a cohesive look #warhammer #bloodbowl #miniatures
Finished my Nurgle Bloodbowl Team!  First time painting a bunch of miniatures with a cohesive look
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Cashier:oops your flour is leaking I'll put it in a bag me: Thanks, we can go to the moon but we can't bag flour amirite? Cahsier: We've been to the moon but can't cure cancer, really makes you think me:haha, yea. Cashier: Doctors can't make their money if it's cured, they'll never cure it me:😐
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Anyone want to do me a favor and beta-read my children's story? it's sub 800 words and most of those are illustrations guides that would share the page. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #betareading #author #books
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Soft Pals
Page 1 Illustration A fluffy white, stuffed monkey sitting on a book shelf near a collection of baby books and colorful plastic toys. “Being a soft friend is not as easy as you may think! There is A...
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
When will we, as a society, move on from the archaic notion that breakfast sandwiches aren't also all day sadndwhiches
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The first rule of any DIY project is bring needle nose pliers
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It's really a shame that we done use popcorn for more things. Like let me choose it as a side instead of stale ass kettle chips or something
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Looking for some opinions on my first go at a Bloodbowl Team. Are they too distressed? Should I do the green eye going forward or the bronze like the guy on the left? #minipainting #Bloodbowl #Nurgle #miniatures
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My 20 y.o. coworker made a 9/11 joke the other day. Now I love 9/11 jokes, I make em all the time, but knowing that they weren't alive for it, let alone barely having conscious thoughts until the Obama admin made me clutch my pearls. That's our societal trauma
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Working on a Nurgle Bloodbowl Team. Flipped the box art as I thought the Orange looked more football than the green, used the green as a 3rd main on this fellow and gave him leather pants with orange+green pin stripes along the side. Other players are going to alternate brown & Green leather looks
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Them: There's ain't no rest for the wicked me:
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The Toothfairy is a myth spread by the devil to stop us from eating our own teeth. Jesus was the last person to eat all their baby teeth
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"W" is the only double syllable letter in the alphabet, it's also "double-uu" which I never really thought about.
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Eating maggots seems disgusting, but when I say organic, farm grown maggots it's not so bad
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Monopolies? Let's talk about how the Salsa in the Mexican isle is cheaper but not in dip-able containers while the Salsa in the chips isle is 2x the cost per oz and much worse but are in dip-able containers. Big Salsa is playing us all.
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Vampires probably have seasonal depression, but at reverse times then normal people
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nathanivey.bsky.social @nathanivey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Have your grandmother write your Tinder profile. She'll say you're the most handsomest boy, and who would dare disagree with your own grandmother
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