Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I bet it's mad people in jail right now thinking to themselves 'damn if I would have just been a bitch for 10 seconds I could be home right now eating hot pockets" 141
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 17/01/2026www.buzzsprout.com/2557263/epis...buzzsprout.comGlitter and balls together. - 12 Minutes of Nonsensein this episode I'm talking about some stufflikeglitter. and getting old and what it looks like on your body. 010
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025open.spotify.com/episode/6y4Y... episode is out!open.spotify.comLAX is mad disrespectful. 041
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 17/10/2025open.spotify.com/episode/3Sir... new episode out today go watchopen.spotify.comA little bit of crazy can go a long way 020
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 15/10/2025When I "stand on business" I get shorter cuz life be hard sometimes. 040
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Albino fact #27: Only 3 albinos throughout history have been arrested for trying to molest the sand castle. #albinofacts 020
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2025open.spotify.com/episode/39n3... new episode out now!open.spotify.comMaybe your parents didn't like you 020
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I love my #rams but I fucking hate Thursday night football! It's not enough time to rest. And also it fucks up fantasy. Yeah I know I heard it.... #nfl 010
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025One of the mos raggedy things about being a #blackalbino is having to convince people that I can get lynched too. #disrespect 010
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Hey ladies, why y'all got that Camel toe middle crease In so many of y'all pants And leggings? Is it functional? Like keepin the door cracked open so you can get a little breeze on the biscuit? Or is it just for Aesthetics. Because it looks inconvenient and uncomfortable and I don't understand it. 150
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Do you think if #AmeliaEarhart's name wasn't Amelia we would remember it? Like if her name was Brittany. Brittany Earhart..... nah that kinda hits the ear wrong. Never mind... 020
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I remember one time I asked a co-worker where the boss was and he said "man I got my shoulders in my ears?" I just now understood what he meant. 020
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 25/09/2025New episode out now . open.spotify.com/episode/0Ijn...open.spotify.comSorry its been so long 030
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 18/08/2025It's crazy how many smart people died believing that the world was flat 010
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 11/05/2025If you use speaker phone in public I hope you loose your ID. 091
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Phoenix, pull up! www.micdropcomedychandler.com/shows/301676 040
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025People always be saying "if you hit him hard enough he'll never do it again" like ain't nobody ever been to jail twice. 1140
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It's going down tomorrow night in Sacramento. Pull up! #comedy #Sacramento #standupcomedy #nathanhurdcomedy 020
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 26/03/2025You ever itch your balls for so long your hand get tired? I think I need a shower. 060
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I want my first acting award! Best actor in comedy series. It was for my part and a pilot I did we're trying to get picked up called don't look now! 😁 4130
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I know that love exists because i am here and i am full of it🙂 1130
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Check out the most recent episode of 12 minutes of nonsense. open.spotify.com/show/2L0hthj...open.spotify.com12 Minutes of NonsensePodcast · Nathan Hurd · This is just me talking about random stuff for no reason whatsoever for 12 or so minutes. I'd say stream of Consciousness but I'm not always conscious. There is some stuff mix... 383
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Friendly reminder yawning can be contagious even across species. So your cats can make each other yawn and that's delightful. 180
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Damn it took me not being able to go on #tiktok to realize how trash #Instagram really is haha it's terrible! 0252
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 16/01/2025If you're always right that means somebody's lying to you.😁 3122
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I just farted so hard it got my pants hot. My booty out here sweatin in cold weather. Disrespect! 380
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Today I will be a fat lazy bitch watching football. Don't bother me unless you have nachos. 140
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Buying weed in the '90s was scary. You ever have a weed dealer so scary you call that nigga sir? I have. #timesbechangin 2100
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Sometimes my penis be tryin to eat itself. #disrespect 240
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Why didn't nobody tell me that when I got older my balls was goin get long. #disrespect 170
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Fort Worth Texas! Pull up tonight! search.app?link=https%3... 031
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Sending dick pics is the coward's way. You wip that shit out in Walmart like a man! And you accept the consequences. It's weird either way. 1110
Nathan Hurd @nathanhurd.bsky.social · 20/11/2024If I get a bad grape out of the "to damn many grapes" I'm probably eating, it'll ruin my whole weekend! 3120
