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Nathan Bransford

@nathanbransford.com
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Author of How to Write a Novel and the Jacob Wonderbar series. Blogging holdout. Reach out to me for help with your book! www.nathanbransford.com

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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 14/02/2026
Just shocking from the linesman. It’s a dead ball, literally one job!!
Tammy Abraham offside
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 10/02/2026
VAR is a disaster. This was called offside.
VAR in the Newcastle/Tottenham soccer game
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 07/02/2026
Very Italian opening ceremony, I loved it!
Georgio Chiellini lighting the torch and pulling back Bukayo Saka
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 16/11/2025
Wait how do they know it was an accident
New York Times Headline “Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injured a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say”
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 11/10/2025
Tron: Ares (2025)
Marlon Brando in the Godfather saying “look how they massacred my boy”
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 02/10/2025
Football is bad and no one should watch it.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting of a standing speaker in a crowded room.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 10/09/2025
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
A screenshot of a Gmail inbox with no emails.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 04/06/2025
LA: “Guys what’s this water falling from the sky anyone know what this is?”
Reddit post “Strange thunder like sounds in MPK”
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 18/04/2025
Every interview I read with independent voters makes me feel like I've been smashed in the face with a skillet.
Interview with an independent voter who says he's happy about Trump even though a couple of his friends have been deported.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 03/04/2025
Happy #WeNeedDiverseBooksDay! I'm reading Ned Blackhawk's THE REDISCOVERY OF AMERICA because it's important to understand how we got here and the unsung heroes who have fought for a better tomorrow. Support @weneeddiversebooks.bsky.social here: www.diversebooks.org/support
A banner celebrating We Need Diverse Books Day
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 01/04/2025
If you need a pick-me-up this week I highly recommend canceling your Amazon Prime. Tastes great, refreshing, five stars!!
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 29/03/2025
Today in dystopian advertising: fans in Munich wearing white cloaks and hats to make the T-Mobile logo.
Soccer fans wearing white to make the T-Mobile logo
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 28/03/2025
I asked ChatGPT to create a scrimshaw image of Joelinton scoring a goal against a sea monster and probably wiped out a rainforest in the process.
A scrimshaw image of Joelinton kicking a soccer ball in front of a sea monster.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 20/03/2025
Pay me, Zuckerberg www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
A screenshot of a search of "Nathan Bransford" for books that were pirated by LibGen
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 14/03/2025
With all due respect to Jeanette Winterson, who's a wonderful writer, I don't need to look at alien poop to understand that human poop stinks.
A screenshot of an article in the Guardian by author Jeanette Winterson extolling the virtues of AI, with a highlighted phrase "its capacity to be 'other' is just what the human race needs."
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 12/03/2025
Spoiler, but the writing is dogshit.
Sam Altman waxing lyrical about how his AI writes.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 12/12/2024
Okay Bluesky's Discover feed officially understands me.
A Bluesky post from Defector about Godspeed You! Black Emperor followed by a post from Tobias Carroll about China Mieville
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 26/11/2024
We're like ten years away from A.I. human printers churning out indistinguishable new tech bros aren't we
A photo of four lookalike founders of an "A.I." company
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 26/11/2024
I'm going to need to see a chart with the percentage of Americans who understand what percentages mean.
A YouGov poll that shows American dramatically overestimating the size of various minority groups.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 22/11/2024
It pains me to report that the #brands are still at it on Threads
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 17/11/2024
When you're what's on the menu.
RJK Jr. holding a McDonalds hamburgerMitt Romney eating dinner with Donald Trump
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 17/11/2024
The trolls on X are starving. Will no one think of the trolls.
Thomas Chatterton Williams took a screenshot of his Bluesky post complaining that Jamelle Bouie blocked him and posted in on X for very confusing reasons.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 13/11/2024
Trump is going to win the popular vote by a smaller margin than Hillary in 2016.
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 10/11/2024
What kind of self-respecting Sith Lord pimps himself out for Christmas
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 15/09/2024
If you live in LA (or even if you don’t) you are seriously missing out if you haven’t tried Birria Master tacos in East Pasadena
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 11/07/2024
Don't threaten me with a good time, Andreessen Horowitz... www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
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Nathan Bransford @nathanbransford.com · 06/07/2023
Me standing next to my Twitter account.
Nathan standing next to a shipwreck
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