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Nathan Azinger

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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 3h
This is the one true answer.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 6h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Moses Parts the Red Sea
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 6h
Oh he's definitely coming to Maine now.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evil Magic Book from the Care Bears Movie
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We knew damn well he was a snake when we elected him.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He makes Baghdad Bob look downright honest.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was me, too. Couldn't vote for Trump, but couldn't bring myself to vote Democrat. Ended up voting Libertarian while my state went for Hillary. If my state had actually been competitive, I don't know what I would have done.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dammit, you beat me to it.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm fond of pointing out that teaching is also a skill that you may or may not be good at.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get the feeling that Rubio will run, but not run to win. He's clever enough to know that 2028 is going to be a horrible year to be a Republican Presidential nominee, and will probably try to do just well enough to be a credible candidate in 2032.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Firefly Serenity
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cross-checking, perhaps?
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean we're also seven months in to a "four-to-six week" operation in Iran, too. Methinks the President doesn't know what he's doing.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep saying we shouldn't attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity, but some days Trump's actions really would make more sense if he was a Russian agent bent on destroying America from the inside.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beignets are calorie free. Always.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm too old. They wouldn't take me even if I was so inclined. Also, I don't eat crayons. 🤪
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had a weird dream last night that I was trying to get a job as an RA of a dorm, and the job listing said that the ideal candidate must "ride a powerful dragon who has made a fortune in the stock market." Probably still not the strangest, most random real-world job requirement, though.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beats my dream last night. I dreamed I joined the Marines. Like, WTF?!?
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He needs to talk to the lighting guys. His face is the same color as the hardwood floor.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Has the algorithm on Bluesky changed? I don't think I like how my discover feed is acting anymore.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At some point we're just going to accept that it isn't a bunch of amateur college students anymore; it's a professional minor league that just happens to be associated with schools.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Different vibes, but not better.
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Hamilton King George
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Wherfore art thou fucking Romeo?" works, though.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's. Not. His. Plane.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When your party is already struggling to hold the House, it makes perfect sense to kneecap your own candidates. That's Trump's MO, though. He'd rather his party lose than win without him. It'd be funny if he didn't also take that attitude to governance.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well played.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starting? It's been bleeding obvious for months now.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's the face of a man going through his "Bad Boy Bieber" phase.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did not know about Petrov. Thanks for sharing.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While we're talking about words, actions, and Ukranian poets, let me add these lines from "My Testament" by Taras Shevchenko: "Oh bury me, then rise ye up and break your heavy chains, and water with the tyrants' blood the freedom you have gained."
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So that's a no, then....
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice to see him laser-focused on the important stuff.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aha! Found it! It was misshelved.
Charlie Hunter-Songs from the Analog Playground
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I used to have this album. I wish I knew what happened to it.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when the GOP was in favor of free markets. Good times, man. Good times.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And now it's mine, too.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sweet! They get F-35 parts, we get a couple of lazy bamboo eaters
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you want to bet he was always uncomfortably aroused by Aubie the Tiger.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well Turkey has an extradition treaty, so it can't be that.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad to help! 🤣
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someday. Someday.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Aubie The Tiger Leads Auburn Tigers
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ever notice that the people complaining the loudest about a kink always seem to have that kink? I wonder what Tuberville's fursona is.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ever notice that the people who complain loudest about a kink usually have that kink? I wonder what Tuberville's fursona is.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of these days I need to get to CanCon. Everything I hear about it sounds wonderful.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do not think this would disappoint me.
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That is the face of a dog who thinks, "I love you so I'm humoring you."
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, so long as they white."
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For all senses of both "fuck" and "staff."
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Nathan Azinger @nathanazinger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She doesn't really miss, in my opinion. I've liked everything I've read of hers.
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