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ZappyZapz

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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hal Jordan showed up in my bathroom and just stared for a second and was like "You alright, Junior?" And I said no with tears in my eyes and he sat there and held my hand while I struggled. "Are you afraid?" He asked "I am, Mr. Jordan" I replied He smiled, "So was I"
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Diarrhoea so bad it got me reciting the Green Lantern oath
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm all for sharing food until someone reaches into my plate without asking. That's when I bite. You didn't ask "can I have a bite"? Well, now I'M having a bite.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sugar being a carbohydrate is so weird to me. Like... You're not bread.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Someone should make an animatic of "Bang Bang Bang" but it's about Achilles. And when they say "A power oh so strong, they built an atom bomb" It shows Apollo guiding the arrow that killed Achilles cause he was so strong Troy needed a God's help to stop him.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@didhedieyet.bsky.social face reveal when it happens?
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Did y'all hear about the mythical flaming bird who lost his wings? Yeah, now he's just a
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sometimes when I'm depressed I ask myself, "What would Superman do?" And then I remember I'm not Superman. I'm just me. And I don't do much.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trans-exclusive feminist vs Trans-inclusive misogynist
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Bitch you mean CHESS???
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My only goal in life ATP is to just not wish I won't wake up the next morning.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I feel like the reason people don't realize they're in the good old days until they're over is cause everyone is constantly holding out for when things get better, and they don't wanna admit that maybe this is as good as it's gonna get. Depressing thought, isnt it?
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They should've had Matt Damon play Achilles instead of Odysseus iykyk
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
@Korea got smthn u wanna share with the class?
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Someday I'll look back at these posts and cringe. And then I'll remember-- to be cringe is to be free.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
She pondering my orb til I revelation
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Just spent 23 mins trying to convince my friend that Lenin's first name wasn't John.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hamilton and Burr is Goku and Vegeta for theater kids.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The animation community suffered a great loss today as I decided "you know what, this is too hard" 30 mins into my first attempt at animating. Consider this me announcing my retirement.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"The older generation makes fun of and insults the younger generation for having emotions and caring about the feelings of others" sounds so dystopian if you don't live on Earth.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
My honest reaction to everything these days:
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
You ever think Moodeng sits and wonders why he doesn't get as many visitors as he used to? He was the most famous hippo in the world a few months ago and now nobody gives a crap. I bet he's confused. That makes me sad.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Worst part about your love language being cooking is that you can never make your ex's favourite dish again (or maybe that's just me)
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Jerkmate Ranked ❌ Sperm Racing ❌ Epic Fap Battles of History ✅
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Is anyone named "Rodrick" irl or is it just him?
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me going back in time to show Galilee and Copernicus all the Jupiter x Earth yuri.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My favorite part abt Easter is all the femboy's doing bunny cosplays :3
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Right Wingers: We're not gay! Also Right Wingers when there are women in media: What, no! We want men!
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My last tweet (or whatever you call it here) is commentary on capitalism and classism, in case you couldn't tell.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Horse that hates lesbians: Fuck you. Lesbian: I'm so hungry I could eat a- Horse that hates lesbians: I'm sorry.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Constantly experiencing bi panic cause I'm bi and have anxiety
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Just found out ✨cracking my neck✨ (one of the ways I stim) can give me ✨osteoarthritis✨ which is "ׅ꯱ꫀׁׅܻ݊ꭈׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅᨵׁׅׅυׁׅׅ꯱, ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅꭈׁׅꭈׁׅꫀׁׁׅܻׅ݊᥎ׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ꭈׁׅׅ꯱ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ֮ϐׁᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻ݊ ɑׁׅ݊ꪀժׁׅ݊ ℘ɑׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ݊ꪀܻ⨍υׁׅᥣׁׅ֪" ✨Yay ✨
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Am depress Get milkshake Have milkshake No depress Finish milkshake Depress :(
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I hope I'll be able tell my stories one day. And I hope people will listen
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I wish you could seperate the "give you energy" part and the "give you the need to shit" part of coffee. Cause sometimes I need energy but don't wanna have to shit, and sometimes I need help shitting but also need to go to bed soon.
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ZappyZapz @nathanalex.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I like toast. With cheddar. Or butter. Or marmite. Or butter and marmite. Maybe ham. Maybe.
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