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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

ok this is a.i. slop but since i’m an out-of-touch hermit who doesn’t watch tv i could absolutely believe these are all real shows.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

reese witherspoon’s daughter ava somehow looks exactly like ryan phillippe while also looking exactly like reese witherspoon while also looking exactly like carrie underwood.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

i’m glad they specified the states for columbus, louisville, orlando, and san antonio but now i’m left wondering if they are referring to the memphis in tennessee or the memphis that was the capital of egypt during the early dynastic period.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

honestly he wasn’t even that good in college. he was only the starter for one season during that era when all usc qbs were drafted high and overhyped (i see you, matt barkley). i’m not just saying this as a ucla grad. nope. not me.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

it’s been a minute! i’m getting by over here. how about you? sorry for the 14 day late response 🤣

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

one of the things i enjoy about this site over that other one is that you can post correct opinions without fear of getting buried in the replies by the hordes who want to fight you in the streets.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

i don’t know if it’s the fact that elevator steps are slightly larger than conventional stairs or if my brain just short circuits when they aren’t moving (probably both), but walking up the escalators feels like way more work.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

and to think he would go on to become the jimmy on seinfeld just a few short years later.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

i love pineapple on pizza and i will not apologize for it. today i learned that i also love peaches on pizza. what a time to be alive.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

right?? rory would have only been about 12 at the time so it seems very irresponsible of lorelai to keep commuting to NYC for a man.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

unrelated, the guy who had to deem himself “sponge-worthy” to elaine on seinfeld was luke from gilmore girls.

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Pretty Corrupt Podcast @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

FUN PCP FACT: We’re officially blocked by Jax! 🎉🤡 New #TheValley x PCP is out now 🔥 youtu.be/0rmbzdWUpxA?...

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

there’s a place in hell reserved for folks still shooting off fireworks on july 5th. i had to sit on the bathroom floor with this guy until 2am this morning. y’all can f right off.

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Donn Gunvalson Parody @donngunvalson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Sorry, Janet. When Jason has to check you for twisting words and making yourself the victim, you know it’s baaaad. Our Mariposa is getting married! 🦋 #TheValley x @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social is out! m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdx...

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Kristen Doute Puts a Ring On It! 💍 But Not Everyone's Happy...(Janet) - The Valley Season 2 Ep 12

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Pretty Corrupt Podcast @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Kristen almost destroyed her own engagement over fantasy football?! 😱💍 New PCP x #TheValley is out now 🔥 youtu.be/oZdx5zY5ERw?...

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Pretty Corrupt Podcast @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Lingering on Jax’s bald spot just doubled his humiliation at being stood up by Brittany. 👩🏻‍🍳💋 New PCP x #TheValley is out! 🔥 youtu.be/o3c9O8273FQ?...

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

i’ll never forgive the man for giving us an all-time great guitar riff negated by all-time terrible lyrics.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

the couple i’m dogsitting for were explaining how one of the dogs hurt his shoulder jumping into the pool and i was like, “wait do dogs have shoulders?” cause i always assumed they just had 4 hips.

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Pretty Corrupt Podcast @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Jax has had every opportunity to evolve and he hasn’t. Year after year, the same story. Like Vicki & Ramona before him, Jax’s journey on reality TV has come to an end. #TheValley x PCP is out! 🔥 youtu.be/C4a8Lp_mEb4?...

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

barney would like to play and he’s not taking no for an answer.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

please tell me the two companies will be named “warner” and “bros. discovery”

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

that is terrible roi for that amount of work (in giant air quotes)

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

the best part about this joke is that he actually pronounces it “missourah”—something only native missourians like my dad say—which implies that abe simpson is actually from there.

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Pretty Corrupt Podcast @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Jax gave the house back once he tanked it into foreclosure. Now he’s withholding the podcast because it didn’t tank without him. He wants Brittany & Cruz to suffer alone. #TheValley x PCP is out 🔥 youtu.be/lTbLm2G4dkA?...

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Rehab Lies & Broken Friendships 💔 | Season 2 Episode 8 The Valley

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

i want to go there regardless, but if they dedicated a single tv solely to billiards highlights of jeanette lee i would go there every single day.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

i was looking through old albums and came across this photo of my sister and her husband wearing what may be the greatest halloween costume of all time.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

yuki’s first day as a therapy dog. my boy is all grown up.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

yeah i only check in here occasionally myself. i’m so sorry for your loss. it’s not a fun club to be in. ❤️

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

my dad passed away last month so to keep my mom’s mind off things we’ve started watching gilmore girls from the beginning. it’s my favorite show but she’s never seen it. we’re only a few episodes in and she already (correctly) hates dean, so we’re off to a good start.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

hit up the new flight club darts in clayton last night and this is my mom throwing a dart for the first time in her life. terrible form, but shockingly accurate.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

i will never apologize for supporting small local businesses (like the cheesecake factory).

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

omg, i must go here. it’s only 1.5 mile away. i’ll report back tout suite.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

that’s what they told me! the optometrist said i might feel like i’m drunk for a bit before my eyes adjust lol.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

had to get my first pair of glasses with progressive lenses today. i’m so washed.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

ok yeah this absolutely tracks.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

bucci has his very own stuffed bucci.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

we got hit by a tornado yesterday. you might shocked to learn that it was not fun. not fun at all.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

babe wake up, a new “standing in front of a burning building with zero fucks to give” meme just dropped.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

is this the first salvo of the restaurant wars as foretold by the movie demolition man where taco bell is the last one standing? i hope so.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

appreciate the shoutout, but he appears to be sitting across the river in a different state (illinois) where there are, in fact, no buildings.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

i watched “50/50” on a flight home the day after learning my mom had pancreatic cancer. not one of my best decisions.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

one day bella will catch the tail. today is not that day.

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Nate Saifer @natesaifer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

the conclave had the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

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