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NarwhalSpaceship

@narwhalspaceship.bsky.social
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Immovable object Talking to myself Chronically at my limit Luckiest person in the world (THREAT) 1312

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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bonus if you knew me from one of my eras: saponification, aquamation or worm food. You are just going to have to experience me while I'm still here, safety not guaranteed. The funeral isn't happening because I was already discarded. Be paranoid about soap forever. 🖕🏻
Image of badgers from the 2003 flash animation badger song. It says "badger vid playing at my funeral for 10 hours on repeat and I'm not even in the casket."
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Stolen image from original post. It's Bender the robot from Futurama saying "stealing is a form of creativity."
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Side note - Fetterman kind of reminds me of the behemoth in Nightmare Before Christmas and it makes me sad because I love the one dimensional characters in Halloween Town. But if these characters can come together and assemble Xmas, surely the Democratic party can offer progressive policies.
Behemoth character in nightmare before christmas movie.
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
From some AP News article that I forgot to link but but who cares as most outlets are pushing this same false narrative. They are actually escalating things by sending in National Guard. 🚩 His departure means zilch, a nothing burger. It's just more state sanctioned open season on comrades in MN.
The press is egregious in describing Bovino's departure as significant to the public. It is objectively not significant. They want you to believe that while also sending National Guard in. That is escalation against the public. I clipped this from AP news but lost the link. Other outlets are promoting the same bs.
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
nice... 😎 (the red times feel shitty tbh)
Graph of blood sugar from my glucose monitor at 69 mg/dL
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Be ashamed that there is even a "discussion" about whether or not to feed people. Please donate what you can to food banks. Dollars they receive go further and focus on nutritional needs. My local food bank can turn $1 into 3 meals. That's real alchemy in this economy.
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
There's a reason you can still buy a Porsche. Industrialists of the third reich were excused from punishment. Never again was a hollow fucking promise. The tarrifs aren't just illegal; they're a war crime.
Meme of shadowy figure. It says "how it feels to stay informed."
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Reads: WASHINGTON — Pentagon leaders are considering a new recruiting campaign that would encourage young people to honor the legacy of assassinated conservative activist Charlie Kirk by joining the military, according to two officials familiar with the planning.

The idea would be to frame the recruiting campaign as a national call to service, the officials said. Possible slogans that Pentagon leaders have discussed include “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors,” according to the officials

Excerpt from: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/military-leaders-consider-recruiting-campaign-centered-charlie-kirk-rcna231971
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Let's try again. A good thing happened. The Nottoway Plantation house burned to the ground yesterday. www.nola.com/news/nottowa... #antebellum #south #fire #Nottoway #Plantation #pastdue #slavery #reparationsnow #reparations #heritage #heritageisnotaccuratehistory
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
More images.
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This. We're not voting this away. The institutions you believed in don't exist, and you are witnessing and reacting to the evidence in real time. I'm not going to engage with delusions. Clinging to your comforts supports fascism. Create an active role for yourself in this. We need you. Me rn:
Image - The popular, funny " (scoffing) fascist " punk meme
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktok is back #tiktok #tiktokreturns #tiktokisback #tiktoknews #breaking #tiktokrestored
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Obligatory #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee post. #millenial #xennial #historicevents #firstamendment #supremecourt #potus #congress #lossofcommunity #goodbyetiktokmutuals #rednote
Screenshot of tiktok ban message
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Image of tiktok logo covered by a Spirit Halloween store banner.
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NarwhalSpaceship @narwhalspaceship.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My animals - Reek (cat), Layla (dog w/ pink tag) & Mambo (dog on orange rug) - they're all 9 years old 😃 #cat #dog #workingdog #olderbutstillcute
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