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The NARWHAL Hockey League

@narwhalofficial.bsky.social

Fictional WOHO and Non-Binary Hockey League.

The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The NARWHAL as always is brought to you by our primary sponsor, McCraskett's Baskets. "McCraskett's Baskets: Our Baskets are NOT made from Wicker."

God Country Baskets *Plastic Basket* Since 1818 MCCRASKETT'S BASKETS

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Final from Portland. West Virginia Trucker Parrots 4 Portland Stems 3 "Lost the game, but we learned a lot about our team," Portland Coach Lusitania Sharpe said twirling a dagger between her fingers. "Played our game tonight..." WV Coach Sydney Hades said. "...not Candyland or Sorry. OUR GAME."

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Pleased to announce our new Vancouver Team Branding!

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

We are proud to announce a rebrand of our Seattle franchise, The Seattle Burning CDs!!!!!!!!!!

Teal background. SEATTLE in bold white italic letters trimmed in light teal. Graphic of a CD on fire. BURNING in red ornate text at the bottom, CDs in light teal.

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

We just want to say what we've always believed. Trans rights forever! Fuck bigotry! You are who you are!

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

We're just here now. What will we do. WE DON'T KNOW.

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

Final. Peoria OW! 7 Portland Stems 6 Stems Coach: "I'm not here to talk about the past." OW! Coach: "It was a good hockey game for us and I'm not satisfied at all."

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Final from Boston last night. Brooklyn Mermaids 4 Boston Benevolent Bees 7 "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie," the Mermaids Head Coach said. "Problem is we don't play halves, so I don't know what we were doing out there honestly."

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The NARWHAL Hockey League @narwhalofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

Making plans...

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