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jon 🩸🧈

@narwhal.bsky.social
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I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it

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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 16h
happy birthday 🎉
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a restful saturday (hopefully)
a backlit kitty in my lap
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
themme fatale. send tweet
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
niece called me “heavy”
Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock freaking out because she think she looks fat in the stick drawing her niece did
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
learned a new german word today
screenshot of english to german translation where “bassoon” translates to “fagott”
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck bolsonaro
looking over the edge concerned
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my cake or your cake?
duolingo screenshot of “my cake or your cake?” translated into portuguese
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
birding haul from this weekend
little bird guy in a treevery dangerous river creature on the hunt (dog fetching a ball in the water)snake sun bathing me with my camera in nature
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s good
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi oomfie
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you are
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy birthday 🎉
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my muna fit
me in black tank that says “sodomy” in front of my mirror
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
proud of the progress you have made 🧡
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you were in the next wing over
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I prefer good things happening to bad things
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how does it rank to the rest of hers?
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
eeeeee so exciting
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don’t
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy birthday 🎉
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait let me listening
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
post the dance
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the twink madonna
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran let me be in charge of your socials for 10 minutes; i’ll fix this right up
jerry reading a book by the pool looking smug
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
feel like shit #shailenewoodley
shailene woodley at the emmys is gross balenciaga outfit
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tattoo reveal
mid range shot of my new thigh tattoo
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cuuuuute
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No other question has brought so much strife to @narwhal.bsky.social and I’s relationship.
A dialect quiz question that asks what do you call the road that runs parallel to a highway.
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today is the day
laura palmer with that laura palmer smile covered in a plastic tarp
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
who the hell is that
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thank you 💞
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my counter proposal was a rousing success
me on one knee proposing to my fiancee
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
got that punahnahnah
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
mWAH
luigi and waluigi kissingwaluigi and luigi have a very intimate and intense moment
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
what does Homogenic by Björk say about me
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just got an ad for “american growers” how did the algorithm know?
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yay
carly rae jepsen stepping out in heels and carrying a bag and hold a giant lollipop
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just made some bulllllshitttt!!! an indiscernible dish with broccoli
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
met a kitten named Atom today
me holding Atom a 4 month old black kitten
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
similar to how photographers have a fondness for a technology once it is outdated, unfortunately AI slop will be part of the 2020s aesthetic
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my prediction is that as AI improves that there will be a longing for the obvious AI art (e.g. incorrect number of fingers, impossible angles)
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
could really go for a gender-affirming wall punch right now
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
happy birthday 🎉
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wait you’re on to something
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
booked my first tattoo appointment for 9/11
Ariana Grande in the lap of and kiss the cheek of Osama Bin Laden (photoshopped / blurry)
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ok first i’d like to thank the academy
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i’m going to scramble your eggs
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they aren’t FDIC insured 😭
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
cloudy days:
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jon 🩸🧈 @narwhal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven’t, it looks so stupid but everyone loves it 😭
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