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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I'm being honest, the show makes me feel stupid. I don't get the romance. I don't understand any character's motivations. Like maybe it's there and too subtle and I'm not getting it so I lash out, idk. Did John not dry snitch on the manhunter at the end with that search your hearts shit?
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
None of the motivations make sense. You want Hal to leave to protect your son. Then when he has no reason to stay, you give him one. But when Hal wants to protect your son, no talking, you just kill him. So you invite John because you're unsure if he should even be protected in the first place?
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The key to making Lanterns believable is headcanonning that everyone was hit by a bus. spoilers warning
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The entire Redwall series. But if I have to choose one, The Outcast of Redwall.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know, qualified immunity is horrendous enough but in the context of a country where 1 in every 4 doctors will be sued at some point in their careers, it makes you realize this country is the single most infuriating fucking joke.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep Ppl don't have to be persuaded to accept fascism. If it makes them feel good, if they aren't the outgroup suffering under it? They'll handwave literally anything associated with it, if not fully enjoy it. The only reason the Taliban is floundering now is EVERYONE is suffering, not just women.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is a desire to be antagonistic on the internet that really makes me sad. Cause it could be the silliest place on the web and someone will just try to start some shit. And it just makes me think of this default posture of competing where everyone is trying to one-up or beat down someone else.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the more you know, the more you know you don't know, you know?
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Depression indicator.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bigotries come in three-packs at least. This never fails and the new friends you make will be happy to show you how
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hear me out. Ethical AI art, if it exists, is when the art is in what AI is told to do, not in what the AI does. Ok, yes, I just can't help but enjoy the "Breaking Bad but Walt doesn't make much money" edits.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lanterns is just not good. Sorry, not sorry.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ed Sheeran uses children as rhetorical shields.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧑🏻‍💼"I'll say fuck the pigs to their face, I don't give a fuck." 🧕🏿"Please mind your business."
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what, entirely fair. I've just got a soft spot for them because but for the grace of God, go I.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn. I feel for them but that's what happens when everyone's a hustler.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A small part of me wants to go back on clubhouse to see what all the entrepreneur truckers are talking about these days. I imagine not much.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think for it to be a game of chicken, you'd have to assume Ed wanted to keep Macklemore on his tour. And I think that's a big assumption. I think it's much more likely he was annoyed that his tour was in the news and it wasn't about him. And he saw Kraft as cover to reclaim the tour.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's not that Ed Sheeran isn't a bad person. It's that he's not exceptionally bad. The banality of evil is just that. He just doesn't want to be bothered by the annoying truths of the world around him and unfortunately that's not just true for millionaires but most people living in relative comfort.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And I said a lot of this to him and it wasn't the first time though I get flustered talking to him about politics anyways. He brought up Ed Sheeran to me hoping to bond with me over derision of Ed as he thinks me to be "political." But he just felt challenged and refused to see any of it.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He claims if he had millions of dollars he wouldn't make the same choice. But refusing to educate yourself before voting is the same choice. He's not working multiple jobs. He's not particularly dumb. He is also unwilling to sacrifice even a little bit. He's also unwilling to challenge his daddy.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But if the only thing that's breaking through is that it's en vogue to shit on Ed Sheeran and not the continued genocide of Palestinians, it's...less good? Still good I guess. But also, this guy doesn't recognize that what makes Ed Sheeran deplorable also makes him deplorable, but smaller.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, Ed Sheeran is a millionaire and has more power but power analysis does not necessarily remove accountability from the powerless. I think it's good that Macklemore through Ed Sheeran advocated for justice for Palestinians. And it's good it breaks through to apolitical people like this 30-smtg.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found myself kinda-sorta, not really, but in a way defending Ed Sheeran at work today. Someone that regularly votes Republican because their dad tells them to and they don't like thinking about politics brought up Ed Sheeran and idk, maybe I'm wrong but to me it's the same sickness.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No. You're welcome
Cropped text of bsky bio from ai explicit content account reads:

Can machines create beauty?
NSFW 18+
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk, if my almost grown child couldn't read, it'd be a personal failure entirely. If I called myself a writer...that's neglect on the level of child abuse no matter what school they went to.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I heard somewhere that the heart symbol, ❤︎, was modeled after a lady's butt bent over. I was going to share this info so I looked it up first. It's not true. Sometimes, it's better to just believe.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is a reason he doesn't use his platform for politics. Nazis have money to spend too.
Twitter post by Pop Base(@PopBase)

All three remaining opening acts and Ed Sheeran's touring band have announced that they are dropping out of the remaining dates of his 'Loop' tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.

Sep 15, 2026
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he's rich and famous, we have an economy held up by gig workers and influencers ,and a society that assigns virtue to fame and wealth...
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Anastasia Dancing in a Ballroom
Alt: Anastasia Dancing in a Ballroom with the ghosts of the Romanoc Aristocracy. Her tattered rags transform into a golden ball gown.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol, nws, I see how it fits
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh, I was talking about the would-be assassins
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Free time and disposable income are human rights.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are only two people that didn't help elect Trump and one's dead and the other is serving life in prison. Also, the first one probably really did help elect Trump.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Absolutes are always dangerous but every single human being who has ever used the phrase “helped elect Trump” sleeps in a protective tent filled with their own fart gas.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Love in the time of Chlamydia?!?!😭
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They should reboot Person of Interest with like Danny McBride and Walton Goggins using AI and flock cameras.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is dawning on me I can use a fork. This is elevated thinking.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
being in a relationship is cool but you ever nibble a small hole into the pepperoncini and dip it back in the jar to fill with pepperoncini juice so that it explodes in your mouth like a pepperoncini gusher?
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have accessed an incomprehensible consciousness shared across a multiverse. Send help in the form of pepperoncinis and pretzels.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Class politics vs identity politics is a counterintelligence program. When the labor unions were strongest, it's because people were proud to identify as working class. And that wasn't accidental. There were movies, TV shows, MUSIC, that emphasized the virtue of working class.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
getting old is getting old
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Yeah saw the situation in Gary framed as a sign of a collapsing empire à la Rome and I don’t know man this country has always been slow to help Black people and we all know why
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Criminal justice reform" for the Minority Leader and the Grandbaby's Daddy is probably "how to jail socialists"
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is this a safe space? The Odyssey was good. It really wasn't all that.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want to do a subway take but it just goes like: "So what's your take?" >"It goes without saying." ~cut video~
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I had the perfect piece. A shallow bowl, metallic and easy to clean as it came apart into three pieces, coming back together with a magnet. The top piece swung out hinged on the magnet but swung back into deprive embers of oxygen. It was stolen and "lost." I've yet to find a replacement.
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm just saying their are a lot of incentives to fuck with the polling. If polls are not reliable, they are not good proof of election interference. If polls are badly skewed intentionally, there is money to be made on the prediction markets by knowing how they are skewed.
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Rae of Sonlight ☀️ @raerahji.blacksky.app · 13/08/2026
Pet peeve: My chicken or burger not filling the circumference of the bun… 😒
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Narrator @narratively.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hear me out: if this isn't ai, it's meant to be made so bad that it's hard to distinguish from ai.
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