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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Stoked to be seeing @scottaukerman.bsky.social, @pftompkins.bsky.social, and the rest of the CBB gang in GR to tonight! Let me know if you want to hit up some yacht rock karaoke after! 👀

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I've apparently been sleeping on Meghan Trainor. My bad.

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Overheard at the bar: "You're stripes!" "I know I missed!"

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Interaction I just had at the store: Random dude: Did you bring the leashes? Me: Ah dang no I didn't. R: Here's what you got a do. Go see Auntie Cheryl and get the leashes. M: Oh cool, thanks for letting me know! R: You're welcome!

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Anyone else get irrationally mad when they be the hiccups? #fuckhiccups

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Me: Can I get a lot of fire sauce please? My guy at @tacobell.bsky.social: Yeah I gotchu Me: 😍

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I'll keep you me dirty little secret (dirty little secret), don't tell anyone or you'll be just another egret (just another egret)

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Me: I'm going to have late night chips and cheese Cat: mrow Me: excuse me? Cat: meow! Me: I AM going to have late night chips and cheese and YOU CAN'T STOP ME

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Present me: Midnight Taco Bell is a great idea! Future me: Midnight Taco Bell was a horrible idea!

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Time to see how many people's days I can ruin at the airport(s)

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Listening to my cousin talk about how a seagull ate the polish off her toe nail. #JustFloridaThings

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I'm going to start joining the conversations of people talking on speakerphone in public

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

As I sit here on the dance floor with bubbles breaking over my face, I think about the decisions that led me to here. That's pretty cool, man.

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I've not seen a group of people look like they're having less fun than country line dancers at this bar I'm at... #outofmyelement

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

When did people stop following elevator etiquette? Someone almost ran straight into me because they practically ran in before I had a chance to leave

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Getting on the elevator in the middle of the night while carrying this. I'm a normal human person

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

What am I most excited for in the new year? Hanging up my new Bob Ross calendar.

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

New tradition of mine is to donate to @lustgarten.org on my dad's birthday.

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I miss the short time when people were respectful of my personal space. If I'm in line and take a half step back and bump into you YOURE TOO DAMN CLOSE

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Walking home tonight. "That's weird, the crossing light is out. I wonde-oh...."

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

As a kid I never understood why Garfield hated Monday's so much. I get it now

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I've been inside all day today and just took a look at the weather for the first time

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I just got so stressed watching someone pull out of the parallel parking spot. First they almost backed into the car behind them. Then they almost clipped the car in front on the way out.

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Naptime Hero @naptimehero.bsky.social · 04/12/2024