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Simon

@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
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Nappy boy. Old enough to know better, unlikely to grow up.

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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Amsterdam, we have arrived. 4 days, no potty. Just big dumb babies on tour 🇳🇱 @jamiefurlow.bsky.social
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today's mood is cringe bullyable loser 😵‍💫😖🥴
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The dumb baby experience with @jamiefurlow.bsky.social 📸 @mrbusinessbaby.bsky.social
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What do you think? Is it time to change me?
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Baby boy hours 🍼
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Big bedwetter energy this morning
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Golden hour
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It's not noticeable
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every time I travel for work, I arrive with a super wet nappy...don't tell my colleagues, okay? 🤐
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This 🫠
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I'm supposed to be working but instead I'm doing...this 🫠 Any volunteers for feeding and changing? I need adult supervision today 😵‍💫
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
☀️ By day: attending major international business events 🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Night feelings 😌
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Fit check
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I'm dressed...let's goooooooo!
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
How your email finds me 🙃
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Straight up soggin'
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Mood is middle bro
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Raid pants
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅
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The Bro-Sitter @brositter.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Your old roomie had fallen on hard times, and was crashing with you. “A few days” turned to months And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead. Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty. What a man-child! @nappyboysimon.bsky.social
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies... It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵‍💫🤤🫠
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Chef in (potty) training
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
All the cool kids do tummy time 🍼
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Babysit me pls 👉👈
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Playdate drip
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Lil' King 👑
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I'm just a lil' baby bear cub
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I really hope that the other people in my training seminar didn't know what was happening off camera 👀
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Simon @nappyboysimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I'm not the only one that has to wear thick nappies while working, right? I'm not the only one that wets his nappy so much he has to sit on a changing mat, right? No way that I'm the baby of the office! 👀
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