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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

How in the absolute hell did Meta get a Bowie song for this propaganda

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The future is for everyone.

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What it feels like to walk two dogs with different energy levels

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Was hoping the three would be Lindsay, Mitch, Don but I fear it was Bonnie, Lindsay, Sam

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Check for this Domino’s delivery car in the Ep$te1n files

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

James Cameron: Pandora can have anything. Flying dragons, giant blue and green beings, sentient plants… Me: What about obese people JC: Absolutely fucking not

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Really ridin’ hard for a sequel to Doubt (2008)

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Accidentally paused The Last Samurai here and I fear I may have created a perfect meme for any occasion

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Pro tip: don’t name your dog “Digger.” You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people will…not think that is what you are yelling 😳

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I’ll say it again: conservative “comedy” is the fucking worst

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Men who call women “females” should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

It’s ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but here’s a taste of what you’re missing

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Do I want to “upgrade my dog’s collar with AI?” What are we doing here you guys

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if you’re smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler —- praying for you, man

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I hope someone’s keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are “the best”

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Visiting other countries really broadens the mind

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

For an industry invented by nerds, VR headsets are surprisingly unfriendly to glasses-wearers

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Make the most of what you got

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Normalize pronouncing Beyoncé with the accent on the end like it’s spelled (bee-yon-SAY!)

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Hello yes I am “mock turtleneck/pleated khakis/braided belt to the school dance" years old, thank you for asking

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Teaching this workshop (and performing) at Hartford Improv Fest in a few weeks!

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

App idea: Shazam for people you recognize but don't know how

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If you make me “hop on a call” I will 🔥 everything to the ground

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Oh I get it now, life is just more and more frequent instances of, “that guy died? But he was the same age as me”

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

There are two wolves inside you. They are tearing your guts out and making you into a den for warmth

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Male comedians are like dolphins: we were obsessed with them in the 90s and are just now realizing that a lot of them are r*pists

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Want to Feel Old? This Boy is a Fallout *Man* Now

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Finally dropped my phone in the toilet for the first time. God what a rush

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I know it’s supposed to be paradise but ‘a land of milk and honey’ actually sounds pretty gassy/sticky

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

My late grandfather had the same first name, middle initial and suffix as Buzz Aldrin (“Edwin E., Jr”). Also my grandpa was born earlier so that’s another thing Buzz was second at

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Hey Nate Bargatze quick Q, have you heard of women comedians, apparently they can also be funny

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Just wondering, how many fake Slim Shadys were sitting down in that room anyway

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Hint: it starts with dysentery

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naplesyrup @naplesyrup.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

You can’t be too careful ❄️

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