Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It has come to my attention that I am also my gym crush’s gym crush.media.tenor.coma woman in a purple shirt is making a funny face with her hands .ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is making a funny face with her hands . 020
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Gym Crush & I are in the “hi & bye” phase… and there’s been a breakthrough: GC: *comes over to where I’m working, obvi looking for something* Me: Not looking for these (cable handles) are u? Cuz you’d have to fight me for them😝 GC: Oh don’t threaten me with a good time😄 Hello “banter” phase 🤠 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The Trial x 7 ep of A Knight of the 7 Kingdoms was a rough watch. Dunk can’t catch a break 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I know I’m supposed to hate my bum cellulite, but I been finding it kinda cute lately, and that itself feels so rebellious 120
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Every once in a while I attend a social gathering that reminds me I can, and should decline certain invitations. Hate reeking of 2nd hand smoke 😒 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Checking out the Super Bowl and this game just doesn’t make sense to me. Anyhow , I decided to back the seahorses 001
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Living for all the outlandish female characters in Nanny McPhee and the actors who brought them to life. Cheers to women getting to be ridiculous!media.tenor.coma woman in a red and white striped shirt is standing in front of a snowy building .ALT: a woman in a red and white striped shirt is standing in front of a snowy building . 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I got thru all 72 days of January writing the correct yearmedia.tenor.coma man in a red jacket and black tie is making a face with his eyes closed .ALT: a man in a red jacket and black tie is making a face with his eyes closed . 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Watching Thirteen, and even though the main character has been traumatized for years, I’m not sympathizing with her 😕 She’s giving “fragile helpless brat” 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Temu has the models for gym bodysuits doing the most. The target audience just doesn’t need this level of ass- dominant posing 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026My gym crush and I were matching in ⚫️& 🔴 today but our eyes never made 4 for me to use it as an icebreaker, so I minded my business and locked in on my upper body sesh 💪🏽🥲 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Yesterday, I was entering a store behind 2 elderly ladies, 1 of them noticed and held the door open for me. As I moved to hold the door myself and enter, this slack-jawed man saunters out past the lady holding the door, forcing me to stop while he continued out thru the door… 120
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I hate to see women commenting on thirst trap photos “I’m nO bEtTeR tHaN a MaAaN🤪”, because girl be serious, of course you are 😒 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026So bacon is now recognized as super carcinogenicmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard and a hat is standing in front of a row of empty seats .ALT: a man with a beard and a hat is standing in front of a row of empty seats . 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Did a lovely intense glute workout only for my fitness app to fail to log it!!! Devastation!!😫😫😫 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 18/01/2026To whoever stole my handheld fan at the latin night, may it bring you anguish and despair😡 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026How does one atone to the universe for accidentally running over a pigeon? 111
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Whenever I see someone wearing the same colour as me in the gym, in my head we’re on the same team. It’s legit us against everyone else in there😤 020
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I love how a bright red lip instantly makes you feel put together, even if you’re just bopping out to the supermarket in a B or C tier fit. 😊💋 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I strongly suspect that companies are selling us regular tap water in bottles labeled as “Distilled”, because HOW does my fabric steamer accumulate so much calcium residue???media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025I want to try these yummy-looking seasonal drinks from Italia, but on principle I refuse! These prices are outrageous!! Every 60 days they sneaking up 😠 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Sometimes when I feel a little down, I like to recall when the Attorney General of Barbados said “punany” on an official televised press conference, and we all lost our minds. And then I cheer right up 😊 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Sometimes I forget, but then I get on a dance floor and remind myself who the F I am 💃🏾🤩 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It happened! An elderly gentleman was trying to manoeuvre into a parking space near me, and I gleefully instructed him to “put in all de lock!” 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Been going overboard on the cookies recently and could use a lil reset! Going for the gold! 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Just finished watching The Perfect Neighbor doc, and the way those cops had nothing but care, concern and infinite patience for that miserable crone, dragging their feet to even arrest her in the first place…🤬😡🤬😡 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Buying tickets online in B’dos is more hassle than it should be: signing up to yet another ticketing site, prices in US, being charged a forex fee for a local event, plus processing fees… at this point just lemme hit up a box office 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025That Big Batty Gyal energy immediately after going hard on the hip thrusts! Is this how y’all badonk-owners feel all the time??? 🤩🍑 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 08/10/2025My dress was hit with all the aunties at the family gathering today. I can either accept that I too have reached “auntie status”, or I can resume showing a lil more skin😅 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Attended a moonlight yoga/reiki/sound bath session last night, and I left feeling relaxed, but still unclear about what reiki actually is 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Was too lazy to unrack the usual 95lb dumbell for sumo squats, so I tentatively tried the 110lb already lying out on the gym floor, and guess who’s an absolute beast? #failingupward #gymgirlie #strongaf 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Why are these silly in app games so addictive? They already got me with the fruit stacking, the cake sorting, and the wood unscrewing…now I’m struggling to resist this Foodie sizzle shit 🤦🏾♀️ 000
Reposted by Badniss EverdaanHugh Tran @hughtranstudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2025When a group of cells in a body decides that their survival supersedes the needs of the rest of the system, draining all resources until eventual death, we call that a cancer*… and it’s a tragedy. But somehow so many do not see that this is exactly what b*llion*ires do. 12349117
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Here on the cable row machine machine , a lil distracted by one-a my gym crushes a mere 2 meters from me on the leg extension, and now I can’t remember what set I’m on 😕 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Soooo many men show you thru actions and sometimes plain words, that they see no value in you beyond how they can use your body, and it’s so disappointing. 021
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025It should be socially acceptable to wear gym clothes 100% of the time from August - October in Barbados If I gonna be sweating like a pot cover unavoidably, it only makes sense 🥵 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Hot makeup tip, if u in a fucked up mood when u doing your brows, forget sisters/ twins: they gonna be work colleagues at best🤦🏾♀️ Better do a lil box breathing and count to 10 before u pick up that pencilmedia.tenor.coma woman is getting her eye examined by a doctor in a hospital room .ALT: a woman is getting her eye examined by a doctor in a hospital room . 020
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I simply nonlonger care to sort and spit seeds from every bite of water watermelon. The 🍉 will be enjoyed as is, and the GI tract will just have to manage #WeDonNotCareClub 000
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The dopamine hit when the random thrift store visit yields not 1, but THREE cute dresses #sustainablefashionmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting in front of a shelf with a zombie / de board game on itALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a shelf with a zombie / de board game on it 040
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 03/09/2025These companies think they’re so slick with their tiefing lil cost cutting tricks😒. Imagine cheating us outa 1/3 can of Thai Chili sardines. Shrinkflation should count as fraud 120
Reposted by Badniss Everdaan🤴🏾💅🏾 MissiTHICKY💅🏾🤴🏾 @blackwonderwoman.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I'm so sick & tired of ppl trying to infantilize grown ass men who do fucked up & horrible things. Taking away real accountability & responsibility "That's not a man", "he's a boy" No bitch HE IS A MAN & THIS IS SHIT HUMAN MALES/ MEN DO 216141
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025If someone says they don’t know why they’re attracted to you, or refers to their attraction as “irrational”, it’s best to leave them alone to solve that mystery. 🤨 030
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 10/08/2025The other night I dragged myself to a social function tho I knew it just wasn’t my scene . Got there and found the crew puffing away on cigars. 😖 Irritated that I ignored my inner voice in the 1st place, but proud that I protected my peace(and personal air quality) by leaving immediately . 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Ok, so I knew we were taping our boobs in place for certain outfits, but I had no idea that we were PAYING people to do it FOR us! Yet another item on the Baddie Price Tagmedia.tenor.coma monkey is sitting in a chair at a desk with a receipt on it .ALT: a monkey is sitting in a chair at a desk with a receipt on it . 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 06/08/2025There was a lady giving samples of a carbonated vodka drink in the supermarket just now , and most of the people sampling were the staff 😅 010
Badniss Everdaan @naolat.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Need to start calling dresses “frocks” more 😄 after all, it’s sunfrock season 020
