Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I pinged you because you are the main one that popped into my head 140
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@kookaburrasakura.co.nz today Leo was telling me that he doesn’t need shoes to go out and that triggered the specific memory of the months of psi Us going around everywhere barefoot 140
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today at the thrift store I touched a fabric so vile, so repulsive, that the ghost of the feeling has lingered on my fingers and I haven’t been right since. 0151
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I say this from the bottom of my heart: I love being corny and cringe and basic. I’m right where I want to be. 1120
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lil Nas X released a new single. This is not a drill. I know this is parasocial and weird but I missed him so much and I hope he’s doing okay. Also the new song is a tribute to his late mom and now I’m in tears. 160
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nothing pisses me off more than a rainy weekend when it’s been gorgeous weather all week. You couldn’t downpour while everyone was stuck at work/school?! You had to wait until the weekend?!?! 070
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Having moved to a more affluent area you see a lot more cars that are driven for aesthetics or pleasure rather than practicality. Pro: I see a lot more VW beetles and they brighten my day Con: also see a lot more cybertrucks, which ruin my day 1130
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HELL YEAH THE HALLOWEEN EVENTS ARE POPPING UP ITS OFFICIALLY HALLOWEEN MONTH BABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 080
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well said. The recent news has actually triggered some not so nice feelings about said organization. 080
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fingers crossed!! But same actually, I was a perfectly average newborn and now I’m a big chungus 140
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Both of mine were normal, even slightly small when they were born, now both are 99th percentile. I feel like there’s no chance your baby WONT be a giant but maybe they’ll leave their growing for outside too, it’s polite 150
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Unless your church is universalist Unitarian I’m afraid we won’t work out 170
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s already hard enough for my autistic ass to make mom friends but it’s heartbreaking when I DO make a great connection with a fellow mom and then they reveal that they’re religious and would love for us to come check out their church 1111
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Having access to watching my son at daycare is not always a good thing because I watched another child push mine and now a 3 year old is my sworn enemy 071
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’ve got the first book if you wanna borrow it sometime (I also have yet to read it but probably won’t for a while) 120
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Go back and watch all of the American Horror Story seasons I haven’t seen? ❌ Go back and re-watch AHS Hotel for the millionth time ✅ 070
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You’re wasting your breath, Jairo’s favorite pastime is wasting his time on books he hates 061
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Agreed that calculus sounds like something that would have originated in the free cities 140
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 24/08/2026For some reason it never dawned on my dumb ass that you will get to have E*** as a SIL and now I’m so extremely jealous 😭 WHEN WILL I GET A COOL SIL (jk Jairo’s sister is really cool) 120
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I hate when I’m trying to wake myself up so I drink caffeine but instead of waking up I still feel just as tired, but now also very anxious. 0100
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Joining groups for Gwinnett county is so useless lol. Oh this person is looking for daycare recs, oh nvm they’re in Dacula an hour away, my recs are pointless. 170
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You do seem like you’d be super fun to kids, I’m sad mine haven’t met you 130
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026By the way I’ve tried also lighting up random men’s days in this way, but 4/5 times they think I’m hitting on them so ehhh 180
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I love complimenting random women on things like their hair, outfit, aesthetic, etc. It lights up their day and makes me feel nice. But the demographic that loves it the most, I’ve found, is teenage girls. It’s adorable. 180
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Adore my friends and extended family with all my heart but please I need a month of doing nothing and seeing no one 0111
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 01/08/2026For once I actually feel like paying a million dollars for crumbl. Wtf is this???? 160
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Unfortunately I can totally understand now how boomers accumulate mountains of knickknacks and stuff. I have turned into someone who lives for interesting stuff at antique stores, garage sales, thrift shops, etc. 1120
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is Jairo with books. He has to finish them when he starts one. I try to tell him that he doesn’t have to trudge through a book he hates, but alas. 140
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Bro, same. I’m waving from my hole in the ground, love you 050
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Damian’s favorite word right now is “booty” which he finds hilarious. Jairo also told him that I read “booty books” so he keeps laughing and asking me why I read booty books. I fear we are too immature to be parents. 1130
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026When I’m sick and can’t sleep because of coughing and post nasal drip my favorite thing is Nyquiling myself to sleep. I’m giddy right now waiting for it to kick in. Can’t cough if I’m in a coma. 1110
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bacon wrapped hot dog, tomato, onion, mayo, ketchup, pickled jalapeños, and recently my third eye has been opened to kimchi as a topping 220
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The instagram story post my child made while borrowing Jairo’s phone 070
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 07/07/2026We didn’t get very far but he cackled at the “fire” (the first very tragic scene) sooooo 050
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Of all things my toddler chose to watch he picked Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio and holy shit 170
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I wish I could take mosquito medication like cats take flea medication which makes their blood poisonous to fleas, but me with mosquitos. I have spent a good amount of mental energy and time dwelling on this fantasy 180
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 03/07/2026My kid is so rad. He’s in Mexico with my mom so we FaceTimed him while Damian was in the bath. His special interest is plumbing so while he was happy to see Damian he was immediately like, “Damian can you please move, show me the drain.” 2120
Alma @nanobend.bsky.social · 30/06/2026On this last day of pride month I am remembering the time I tried to come out to my mom and she shut me down by telling me that every girl was curious about kissing girls and that it was normal. 1100
